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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #23
How Y/N help Hera get Divorced
Zeus refuses to sigh the Divorce Papers, resulting in Hera having a meltdown in front of Y/N, only for her to pat her head and walk off towards the God Side (Who for some reason are partying in her Room) so she can… Talk…
The Gods (Toss out Brunhilde, Adam, Raiden and Goll)
Goll: I don’t understand, we did everything right
Brunhilde: Yeah, (To Adam) Raiden turned responsible and Goll showed some back bone, I don’t get it…
Adam: Hmm, something’s missing… Some kind of ruthless ruler…
Raiden: Yeah… A wrathful divinity, that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from their iron fist! Someone like-
Everyone paused when they hear a crash and turn to see Y/N who broke the door slamming it closed behind her as she walks over giving each and every one of them a glare, resulting in them becoming frightened and too scared to look her in the eye as she passed by them
Y/N (Slams the door open to see a bunch of gods in her house with her eyes glowing white, thus she simply snaps her fingers, causing a large shockwave that goes through all of Valhalla):
All the Gods (Deadly silent as they all look at the small human in surprise, fear and awe that a mortal did that):
Y/N (Demonic Voice): Zeus, you ARE going to sign those paper. THEN you all are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave. And never come back…
Zeus (Scoffs): Or what?
Y/N (Grabs him by his neck and has her look into her eyes, which reveal an endless void of suffering souls, death and destruction):
Zeus (Develops even more wrinkles and even looses some MORE of his hair in fear and he immediately runs off to grab a broom to start sweeping):
The other Gods who were present, thus began to clean as well out of fear from the Wrath of Y/N
Adam (Signs happily): Y/N gets that from her mother…
Y/N gets shit DONE… And somehow ended up getting Marriage Proposals herself after this…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #24
Hera and Zeus
Y/N is welcoming Hercules to join her, Hermes and her ‘surprise’ guest to have dinner, with Ares tagging along to get ‘dirt’ on Y/N
Y/N: Welcome! I’m your host, Y/N L/N
Hercules: Oh, it’s very nice to meet you!
Zeus (Storms over): Get away Human! Your not taking my children!
Hercules: Zeus?
Zeus: The Gods need Hercules on our side to fight. He’s one of our top fighters, and he’s very popular with the children
Hera (Slams door open): ZEUUUS!!! (Looks at Y/N and smiles) Y/N…
Zeus: Hera?! What are you doing at… the human side?!
Hera (Annoyed): Zeus, as goddess of Marriage and Women, I supervise everyone within my area
Zeus: You’re. . . overseeing other people?
Hera (Sarcastic): I’m sorry if you misunderstand our arrangement
Zeus: What am I supposed to tell our children?!
Hera: They Hercules and Hermes already knew, and they’re happy for me
Ares only came along to find some ‘dirt’ on Y/N to show his mother that she’s not right for her… only to end up liking Y/N and is actually looking forward to seeing her again…
Still based off of @sketchy-owl Hera!
All I Feel, is Rage...
Ror men with their s/o is experiencing her Feminine Rage Era.
Requested Characters: Various.
Notes: It's my first time writing something about this, please have mercy...
He is Confused.
Don't get him wrong, he absolutely loves you, and for everything you are, but to see you in a state like this puts him on ...edge to say the least.
He's heard about this feminine rage era through other beings, hearing its just a trend. However, to see it right infront of his eyes. Damn...
He's concerned for you, but according to the manual guide on, "How to Fully Support Your Partner" , by the valkyries, he's supposed to just calm you down, and agree with what you have to say.
No matter how wrong it is.
HERCULES, Jack the Ripper, Sasaki Kojiro, ARES, and anyone else on your mind...
He's awfully entertained.
Don't get him wrong. He feels awful for what you're going through. But honestly, he finds it hard not to laugh.
How is it possible that someone, or some people have made you so angry, that you turn out like this?
Feminine rage era you say? Well, this one is for the books. Don't worry he'll listen to what you have to complain about, but he isn't letting this down any time soon...
LOKI, Shiva, Hermes, Qin Shi Huang, BUDDHA, and anyone else on your mind...
He finds it attractive.
Manz had to rethink his life decisions, because... Oh my days, you look like a mess. A hot mess. His hot mess.
The way your hands pull onto your hair, the scream you made when you were ranting about your boss, coworker, anyone who just so happened to push you beyond your limits...
Honestly, he could watch you rant and walk around endlessly for almost the whole day and not be bothered by it. As long as it's not directed to him, he's fine...
And your boss? Don't worry about them, he'll take care of it...
THOR, Poseidon, HADES, Apollo, Lu bu, and anyone else on your mind...
Don't we all have those days...
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