Im Currently Foaming At The Mouth Over Squishmallows (I Got One For My Birthday, Which Was 2 Days Ago)

I’m currently foaming at the Mouth over Squishmallows (I got one for my birthday, which was 2 days ago) and I’m not sorry, especially since they’re perfect to gift the Twist Boys (Either they’ll thank you or insult you about them, regardless they’re not going to let you take it/them back)

I’m going to try and post separate Dorms on the Squishmallows each NRC Boy might like (They’re all so damn cute!)

I also might post what Squishmallow I got

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #28

Loki’s Type

Loki: I desire a partner who’s intelligent, confident, classy and makes their presence known

JoJo!Y/N (Wearing a flamboyant dress with a lot of makeup on, cussing out and using Hamon to beat the absolute shit out of the gods who insulted their outfit and makeup): ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?

Loki (Blushing): That one. I want that one

Loki knows how to pick ‘em…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #26

Brains

Adam and Eve’s daughter, Y/N is someone who likes to give names for basically everything, and they take out a very old tape of her as a child with a child Ares revealing one of her newest ‘discovery’, the brain!

Aphrodite (After putting on Y/N’s newest creation called ‘Shoes’ and loves them): Where do you get these ideas?

Child!Y/N: Ah ha! (Runs over to a wall with where Teen!Hermes is drawing a chalk outline of Child!Ares and her next to each other and grabs the chalk to drawl an oval with a smily face in her head area)

Child!Y/N: I’m calling it a ‘Brain’… I’m pretty sure it’s were ideas come from!

Child!Ares (Looks at Zeus with tears): Dad… I don’t have a brain… (Touches his outline where he doesn’t have a drawing of a brain in it)

Zeus: We’ve gotten along just fine without brains till now… Gods don’t need brains, we have these! (Referring to his fists as he’s showing off) Try to keep up!

Loki (Laughing): OH MY GOD!!! YOU WERE AN IDIOT!!

Ares (Embarrassed): SHUT UP!!

Hermes (Stifling his laughter):

Record of Ragnarok Round 9 Theory

Okay, so we got Apollo vs Leodonis (He looks like he’s from G.I. Joe)

And I read somewhere that Leodanis is a defendant of Hercules, which I really hope they have that in here, but before Hercules became Hercules (Like he had a lover and either he did or didn’t know she was pregnant but couldn’t do anything about it)

And I really hope Leodanis IS Hercules descendant, because maybe just maybe Zeus might actually feel regret because the spirit of Hercules is with Leodanis but because of his actions he’s going to be the reason the last remaining part of Hercules will be destroyed forever

Like what I’m hoping is Leodanis hates the gods so much is because they made his ancestor Hercules leave his family behind (But he doesn’t hate Jack for killing him because it was a fight to the death and he saw Hercules fighting for the gods the wrong way to save Humanity)

Also, I don’t feel that interested in Apollo to be honest, he looks like he’s that type of snobby character that would freak out if his ‘beautiful face’ got a minor injury or scratch (I feel like he’s going to be a big spoiled brat, but I hope I’m proven wrong, or not I don’t really care)

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #27

Terrible Aim

G!W Y/N is trying to pack up their things so they can move, as this incident is exactly

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N (Annoyed with everything and everyone especially NRC): Stupid teenagers! (Grabbing their stuff only to stop when they notice a presence behind them, grabs a lamp and turns around quickly to throw it with all their might at the presence, only for it to miss by a long shot and sees it’s Ace and Deuce at their door)

Ace and Deuce (Staring at G!W Y/N):

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: I could’ve killed you!

Deuce: That was a terrible throw

Ace: How?

G!W Y/N has been recognized for their very terrible aim

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #31

A True Fan

Apollo (Sees Y/N walking his way with a blush on her face): Ah, how cute, a mere mortal like you can at least appreciate what is considered beautif-!

Y/N (Shoves him straight into a wall): MOVE IT TWINKY PINKIE PIE!! Leodonis!~ (Proceeds to hug him with a sparkly aurora surrounding her)

Leodonis (Laughing at Apollo): That’s what you get, you piece of shit!

Apollo (Shocked Face): ?!?!!?

Hermes (Snickering in the background):

Apollo? REJECTED!!!

Leodonis? HELL YEAH!!!

Leodonis? TAKE THE TWINK DOWN IN THIS ROUND!! SHOW HIM THE POWER OF A DILF!!