When Key Leaves SHINee Alone For The Weekend...

When Key leaves SHINee alone for the weekend...

Key: So I'll see you guys when I get back from the fashion show

Onew: Okay. I'm in charge, right? *raises hand in the air with a fake sword while sitting on a J-Horse*

Key: What the heck is J-Hope from BTS doing in our living room?

Jonghyun: what

Taemin: what

Minho: what

J-Horse: what

Onew: He agreed to be my pet horse

Minho: why J-Hope. why.

Key: ... let him go back to his own dorm, Onew hyung

Onew: b-but... my horse...

Minho: Hyung, let him go

Onew: ... fine... *rides J-Horse out of the dorm*

Taemin: anyway, so who's in charge?

Jonghyun: come on guys, we all know I should be in charge *rips off shirt sleeves and flexes biceps*

Minho: *Shakes head* obviously it won't be either of you

Taemin: I think we all know I should be in charge. *does aegyo and fangirls swarm* See?

Key: *Shoos fangirls away* maybe I should get a babysitter?

Jonghyun: Just leave. We're not kids and we're older than you

Key: ...fine. Don't make me regret this later *glares at all of them before heading out of the dorm*

~ After Key leaves~

Taemin: Soo... Who's in charge...?

Onew: Key didn't really make that clear.

Jonghyun: Why don't we battle to see who's worthy?

Minho: *sighs* How about we all just do our own thing? We don't have to have anyone in charge...

Jonhyun: Minho lost already! *flexes biceps again in a suggestive way*

Taemin: I have a better chance than either of you! You'll be sorry you ever thought you could win!

Jonghyun: Yah, I'm your hyung! Do not talk to me like that.

Onew: Oh, let the kid be. We can drop honorifics for this. Rock-paper-sissors to decide what we do for battle.

Minho: I'm calling a babysitter...

~ Two days later ~

Onew: HA! I WIN! TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Minho: *locked in the closet* when the heck is Hyung getting back...

Onew: NOW EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME AND CALL ME THE CHICKEN KING!

Minho: No one's gonna do that

Onew: that's what YOU think, but when I have you all in animal suits eating chicken, you'll think differently

Taemin: ...what

Minho: Key Hyung is getting back today, you know

Onew: He can join in, too!

Taemin: ... wait, is Minho in the closet?

Onew: yes

Taemin: why??

Onew: because he called chicken stupid and threatened to stick it up my-

Taemin: OKAY, I got it, Hyung

Key: *Dramatically opens door* I'm ba-why is the dorm a mess?

Minho: *muffled from the closet* oh, well those three idiots had a battle to see who would be in charge. They just finished...

Key: Is Minho in the closet?

O & T: Yes

Key: Why?

Onew: Because he threatened to stick chicken up my-

Taemin: No, don't repeat it!

Key: ... I'm never leaving you guys alone again.

Jonghyun: *jumps out from under a sea of cushions* But you have to!

Key: AHHH! What was that?!?!?!

Jonghyun: the dinosaur. Rawwrrr

Key: ...

Taemin: I don't understand what we did wrong.

Onew: We just had a friendly battle.

Key: ...

Minho: *now out of the closet because magic* I'm the only normal one *pulls a pickle out of back pocket*

Key: ... wtf you guys

-Admins Jongie and Jinnie

(I accidentally posted this to the wrong blog and it took me so long to actually post this due to sucky wifi, so I just decided to reblog it from my personal blog x.x I'm sorry for the inconvenience! -Jinnie)

What K-Pop fans say verses what they mean...

What We Say: OMG PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN AND LEAVE IT THERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT STOP IT

What We Mean: KEEP YOUR SHIRT UP FOR ALL ETERNITY PLZ JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SO THAT I CAN SEE MORE PLZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

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What We Say: Ssssstttttoooooooppppppp posting videos of them eating!

What We Mean: omg omg omg OMg do NOT stop posting them keep them coming or just film at the diner table every night and then I can die happy

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What We Say: OMG JUST STOP POSTING SELCAS TO TWITTER PLZ MY PHONE IS ALREADY FULL

What We Mean: Plz post a selca every day plz plz never stop posting them they GIvE Me lIfe

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-pop Around Friends Pt 2

Me: I'm okay now

Friend: oh really now?

Me: yes

Friend: good

Me: yes

Friend: so my boyfriend is so sweet, right?

Me: yes

Friend: and he said he loved me again today

Me: yes

Friend: he also called me a Princess~

Me: yes

Friend: are you even listening?

Me: no

Friend: srsly are we even friends

Me: yes, but Instagram is calling

Friend: oh my gosh again?

Me: well, it's the morning in Korea, so yes

Friend: can we not talk about-

Me: //grabs phone and sees BtoB has uploaded pictures

Friend: no- don't-

Me: SHHH

Friend: ugh, this again

Me: well Peniel just posted something and I love his posts so much

Friend: why?

Me: him and Amber are two of my favorite people on Instagram

Friend: again I say, why?

Me: cause they're funny and post in English- WHAT

Friend: wtf is it now

Me: NO

Friend: here we go again...

Me: THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

Friend: what are they doing?

Me: Comeback

Friend: "comeback"?

Me: just like Teen Top

Friend: omg

Me: and like Bangtan

Friend: really

Me: except Bangtan didn't ever LEavE

Friend: and???

Me: that means THREE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS are promoting all at the same time

Friend: fun

Me: except Teen Top is coming back the 18th and BtoB isn't coming back till the 29th

Friend: fun

Me: and who knows about Bangtan cause they just pop up out of no where like their Original version of I Need U...

Friend: fun

Me: no not fun

Friend: okay, not fun

Me: it means I'll die

Friend: really

Me: yes

Friend: okay just leave

Me: wait I promise I'll be good

Friend: okay. Fine, you can stay

Me: yay!

Friend: so Dan and Phil posted a new video

Me: ohhh yay!

Friend: it's soooo hot omg I love them

Me: YAS they are just perf-

Phone: *ding*!

Me:

Friend:

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Me:

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Me:

Friend: hoe don't do it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me: //grabs phone

Friend: omg

-Admin Jinnie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

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Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

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Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4

Person: um

Friend: what?

Person: is she okay?

Friend: who? Her? Yeah

Person: she looks like she's about to explode

Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table

Friend: she probably is

Person: and you're fine with that?

Friend: she does this every day

Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room

Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?

Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet

Person: ...she might need therapy...

Friend: ...WAIT NO-!

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: Look at what you've done

Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~

Person: the heck is going on?

Friend: she's-

Me: ~THERAPY~

Friend: -Trying to sing-

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: -to a song-

Me: ~LALAlALALa THERAPY~

Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of

Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~

Person: the heck? Is that another language?

Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~

Friend: it's Korean

Person: ...okay...

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Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!

Friend: is it romance?!

Me: yes~

Friend: omg I wanna read it-

Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it

Friend: wtf?

Me: oops now you can't read it

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Me: //looking at picture of bias

Friend: ohh she's pretty

Me: I hope you burn to death

Friend: ?!?

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Friend: omg my phone is about to die

Me: aww that sucks

Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that

Me: okay //goes back to reading

Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.

Me: have fun //still reading

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"

Me: what? No. Use your own phone

Friend: omg ITS DEAD

Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?

Friend: //facepalms

Me: sorry, you should've said so

Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?

Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction

Me: uhhh...

Friend: what?

Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?

Friend: just give it to me.

Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?

Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...

Friend: why?

Me: cause all of my contacts are

Friend: why????

Me: why not?

Friend:

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Friend: omg smut

Me: WHAT

Friend: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?

Me: WHAT NO

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Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?

Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away

Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?

-Admin Jinnie