When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4

Person: um

Friend: what?

Person: is she okay?

Friend: who? Her? Yeah

Person: she looks like she's about to explode

Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table

Friend: she probably is

Person: and you're fine with that?

Friend: she does this every day

Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room

Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?

Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet

Person: ...she might need therapy...

Friend: ...WAIT NO-!

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: Look at what you've done

Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~

Person: the heck is going on?

Friend: she's-

Me: ~THERAPY~

Friend: -Trying to sing-

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: -to a song-

Me: ~LALAlALALa THERAPY~

Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of

Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~

Person: the heck? Is that another language?

Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~

Friend: it's Korean

Person: ...okay...

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Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!

Friend: is it romance?!

Me: yes~

Friend: omg I wanna read it-

Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it

Friend: wtf?

Me: oops now you can't read it

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Me: //looking at picture of bias

Friend: ohh she's pretty

Me: I hope you burn to death

Friend: ?!?

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Friend: omg my phone is about to die

Me: aww that sucks

Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that

Me: okay //goes back to reading

Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.

Me: have fun //still reading

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"

Me: what? No. Use your own phone

Friend: omg ITS DEAD

Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?

Friend: //facepalms

Me: sorry, you should've said so

Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?

Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction

Me: uhhh...

Friend: what?

Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?

Friend: just give it to me.

Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?

Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...

Friend: why?

Me: cause all of my contacts are

Friend: why????

Me: why not?

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: omg smut

Me: WHAT

Friend: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?

Me: WHAT NO

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Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?

Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away

Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-

Me: hold me

Friend: what

Me: plz hold me

Friend: ...why?

Me: It's time

Friend: ...which means?

Me: it's /time/

Friend: "time"?

Me: IT'S TIME

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it

Me: the notification says Jungkook

Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word

Me: It's /Jungkook/ today

Friend: why is that so bad

Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY

Friend: okay okay calm down

Me: I CAN'T

Friend: omg

Me: I can't TaKE thIS

Friend: just look at it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: KILL ME NOW

Friend: what???

Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS

Friend: What is it???

Me: HE'S A CoP

Friend: So?

Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS

Friend: okay?

Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm

Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie

Me: EXacTLy

Friend: but don't get any ideas

Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh

Friend: okay are you broken now?

Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw

Friend: yep

Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih

Friend: I'll go get some therapy food

Me: //sobbing

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Me: no

Friend: oh

Me: no

Me: no

Me: NO

Friend: slow down, what's wrong?

Me: WHY JUNGKOOK

Friend: oh great

Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs

Friend: are you okay?

Me: NO

Friend: okay that was a dumb question

Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm

Friend: what'd he do?

Me: this Twitter update

Friend: okay?

Me: he broke me

Friend: I know that much

Me: I'm gonna die

Friend: tf happened?

Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him

Friend: why??

Me: LOOK at this update

Friend: it's in Korean

Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?

Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway

Me: he said

Friend: yep

Me: HE saID

Friend: yes?

Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."

Friend: oh

Me: not only that

Friend: what no

Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA

Friend: ohhhh

Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME

Friend: oh gosh

Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM

Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy

Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM

Friend: what- whaattt

Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL

Friend: neither are we

Me: BUT- UGH

Friend: just calm down it will all be-

Me: NO IT WON'T

Friend: ugh

Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM

Friend:

Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY

Friend:

Me: //crying

Friend: //sighs

Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk

Friend: I'll get more therapy food

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: a cooooppppppppppppp

Friend: shhhhhh

Me: he's a /ccoopppp/

Friend: shhh

Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS

Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream

-Admin Jinnie

(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

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Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

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Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2

(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)

Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear

Person: yeah?

Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."

Person: omg

Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."

Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...

Me: I know!

Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...

Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...

Person: hahahhhh

Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...

Person: *sighs*

Me: I know.

Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...

Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title

Person: yeah

Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life

Person: oh gosh there are so many

Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View

Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES

Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!

Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me

Me: truth. So much truth

Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'

Me: I can relate to Ready or Not

Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post

Me: okay

Person: so EXO

Me: oh gosh

Person: History, Overdose, and Mama

Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-

Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too

Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

Me: so he was- wait Twitter is calling

Friend: srsly?

Me: shhh //runs hand down face

Friend: dhehflghatfj! //swats my hand away

Me: OMG

Friend: what???

Me: NOT AGAIN WHY

Friend: are you okay???

Me: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Friend: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: they're promoting ANOTHER song?

Friend: who?

Me: it's been a month! Do they not rest

Friend: it's Koreans isn't it

Me: first "I Need U" and now "Sick" I just can't

Friend: yeah it's Koreans

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Me: why

Friend: what

Me: wwwhhhyyyy

Friend: what

Me: WHy

Friend: WHAT

Me: Teen Top

Friend: oh come on

Me: they just...

Friend: can we talk about more interesting things?

Me: they cAN't be promoting at the same time as Bangtan

Friend: what is it a law or something

Me: my feels will die

Friend: omg

Me: they're gonna fly away

Friend: the heck

Me: and NEvEr cOMe baCK

Friend: you'll be fine

Me: WILL I?!

Friend: geez calm down

Me: I CAN'T bE caLm rIGhT nOw

Friend: just shut up and eat ice cream or something

-hours later-

Me: wait

Friend: wtf what now

Me: it's Twitter agai- HOLY- WHAT

Friend: ???

Me: TEASER PHOTOS

Friend: teaser photos?

Me: THEY ALREADY ARE POSTING THEM- WHY RAPMON

Friend: "Rap Mon"? Wtf?

Me: //incoherent sobbing

Friend: oookkkkkaaaayyyy... //goes to get food

-one day later-

Phone: *ding*!

Friend: don't you dare

Me: but it's-

Friend: no

Me: but they-

Friend: no

Me: THIS IS IMPOR-

Friend: NO

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: *grabs phone anyway*

Friend: gtfo

Me: Omg...

Friend:

Me: this picture

Friend:

Me: his hair is BLONDE

Friend: what

Me: it's BLONDE! DO YOu sEE tHIs?!?

Friend: what

Me: it is /BLONDE/

Friend: okay stfu I get it

Me: he had BLACK HAIR the other day!

Friend: don't they dye their hair all the time?

Me: HE LIED HOW DAre hE

Friend: okay calm down

Me: he had HIS haIR SPrayED

Friend: shut-

Me: to look freaking black

Friend: -up

Me: ANd IT Was BlONDe

Friend: shut up-

Me: THE WHOLe tiME

Friend: OKAY calm tf down

Me: I Can'T CaLM DOwn

Friend: yes you can or you're leaving

Me: fine

Friend: good

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: but it's BLOndE

Friend: leave

-Admin Jinnie

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 2

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 ~At the movies~

Taehyung: Let’s get popcornnnnn~ Seokjin: I’ll go with you, hold my hand Taehyung: I’m 20, hyung Seokjin: Yes, but you still get lost. Like the time at the mall with Jungkook Taehyung: You let me go... Seokjin: No! You two ran off when you said you needed to pee Taehyung: Whatever Jungkook: We’ll go find seats Hoseok: Yoongi hyung already fell asleep Yoongi: *snoring on Hoseok’s shoulder* Namjoon: Yah! Hyung, get up. Yoongi: *mumbling* let me sleep... Jimin: Wait til we get in the theater, Hyung Yoongi: *groans* I get to pick where we sit then. I need a comfortable chair to sleep in. Namjoon: Just go *shoves Jikook and Yoonseok* Taehyung: Hurry Jin hyung~ Seokjin: *handing money to cashier* I’m coming Tae Jungkook: wait I have to pee! Taehyung: I’ll go with you- Seokjin: *grabs them before they run off* no. I’m coming with you two Jungkook: *pouts* why don’t you treat Jimin like a baby? Seokjin: cause he doesn’t act like one Taehyung: excuse me, but we are manly men Seokjin: manly men who got lost in a woman’s underwear store Jungkook: that was all Hyung. I told him it wasn’t the way back Seokjin: you just keep proving my point that I can’t leave you two alone. let’s go before the movie starts Vkook: Aniya! Seokjin: listen to your mother or you’re grounded *shoves them to the bathroom*

~In the theater~

Yoongi: *snoring* Taehyung: *hits Yoongi*  You’re too loud Yoongi: *wakes up* Yah! I’m sleeping here Jungkook: Well you’re sleeping too loudly... Taehyung: She’s about to get killed so shhhh! Audience: shh! Hoseok: Why did we agree to a horror movie? *Girl gets killed* Seokjin: *covers Jungkook’s eyes* Kookie don’t watch Jungkook: Hyuuuuuuung~ Seokjin: Don’t hyung me. Don’t watch this part... Jungkook: *whines* I’m 18, hyung Jimin: *tries to sneak an arm around Jungkook* Jungkook: *looks to Jimin* yah, what are you doing? Jimin: don’t ‘yah’ me! I’m your hyung! Audience: Shhhhhh! Jungkook: yeah, my hyung that was about to cuddle with me Taehyung: *glares at Jimin* Kookie is mine *VKook cuddle* Jimin: WHAT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU STEAL- Audience: SHHHHH!! Jimin: *looks behind him and bows* mianhaeyo, I’ll be quieter VKook: *still cuddling* Jimin: *glares at Vkook and angrily eats popcorn* Hoseok: Shhh! He’s gonna take off the mask. Audience: OMG JUST SHUT UP! Yoongi: oh come on it’s not like you didn’t already know the dad was the killer Audience: HEY! Jimin: Maybe this was a bad idea Namjoon: *Breaks his cup and the coke spills all over the isle* oh uh Seokjin: So much for not breaking anything... Yoongi: *slouches in his chair* I’m going back to sleep Staff: *shines flashlight on them* Uh, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave... Jimin: why?? Staff: we’ve been getting complaints about seven guys disturbing the movie Yoongi: yep that’s them. I didn’t do anything, though Hoseok: okay that’s bull, you spoiled the movie! Yoongi: oh come on it was obvious Staff: excuse me but you really need to leave. Now. Seokjin: Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the damages ~After kicked out~ Hoseok: Where to now? Jimin: Why not the park? Yoongi: No. I will go nowhere else with you people... Namjoon: I don’t want to break anything else Taehyung: You won’t break anything, Hyung Namjoon: *steps on twig* Taehyung: Let me rephrase that. You won’t break anything important Seokjin: Why not go? It’d give a break from looking after those three *points to Vminkook giving each other piggy back rides* Yoongi: what? wouldn’t it just make you have to watch them more carefully so they don’t get hurt? Seokjin: they’re old enough to take care of themselves at the park Yoongi: are you kidding me? yet you baby them with everything else Jungkook: Hyung, shush before he starts babying me again Yoongi: oh deal with it, I’m not going to the park with you. Especially after getting kicked out of the movies. Hoseok: It won’t be that bad, hyung. They have hammocks there that you can use Yoongi: ...they do? Hoseok: yep~ Taehyung and I set them up the last time we went Yoongi: you and Taehyung? Nevermind, I don’t want to go Namjoon: come on Yoongi Hyung, it’ll give us the perfect opportunity to take in the beauty of nature that this world has given us Yoongi: you can’t go two minutes without saying something like that, can you Jimin: either that or breaking something Namjoon: I really don’t know how I do that Taehyung: *sobs* like my t-shirts Jimin: oh come on, Taehyung, we bought you new ones Taehyung: B-But... they’re just not the sameeeee Jungkook: has everyone forgotten about the park? Hoseok: To the park! Jimin: Did someone summon me? Yoongi: No. Namjoon: Come on, let’s go Jimin: To where *smirks and moves eyebrows up and down* Namjoon: To the park Jimin: See, you summoned me Yoongi: *fake sobs* kill me omg we’re so mean to Jimin even though he’s Jinnie’s 2nd favorite </3 Sorry Chim Chim! (btw for those who don’t get the end, Jimin’s last name is Park) And Sorry for all the refferences to our other scenarios xD -Admins Jinnie and Jongie