What K-Pop Fans Say Verses What They Mean...

What K-Pop fans say verses what they mean...

What We Say: OMG PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN AND LEAVE IT THERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT STOP IT

What We Mean: KEEP YOUR SHIRT UP FOR ALL ETERNITY PLZ JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SO THAT I CAN SEE MORE PLZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

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What We Say: Ssssstttttoooooooppppppp posting videos of them eating!

What We Mean: omg omg omg OMg do NOT stop posting them keep them coming or just film at the diner table every night and then I can die happy

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What We Say: OMG JUST STOP POSTING SELCAS TO TWITTER PLZ MY PHONE IS ALREADY FULL

What We Mean: Plz post a selca every day plz plz never stop posting them they GIvE Me lIfe

-Admin Jinnie

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 2

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 ~At the movies~

Taehyung: Let’s get popcornnnnn~ Seokjin: I’ll go with you, hold my hand Taehyung: I’m 20, hyung Seokjin: Yes, but you still get lost. Like the time at the mall with Jungkook Taehyung: You let me go... Seokjin: No! You two ran off when you said you needed to pee Taehyung: Whatever Jungkook: We’ll go find seats Hoseok: Yoongi hyung already fell asleep Yoongi: *snoring on Hoseok’s shoulder* Namjoon: Yah! Hyung, get up. Yoongi: *mumbling* let me sleep... Jimin: Wait til we get in the theater, Hyung Yoongi: *groans* I get to pick where we sit then. I need a comfortable chair to sleep in. Namjoon: Just go *shoves Jikook and Yoonseok* Taehyung: Hurry Jin hyung~ Seokjin: *handing money to cashier* I’m coming Tae Jungkook: wait I have to pee! Taehyung: I’ll go with you- Seokjin: *grabs them before they run off* no. I’m coming with you two Jungkook: *pouts* why don’t you treat Jimin like a baby? Seokjin: cause he doesn’t act like one Taehyung: excuse me, but we are manly men Seokjin: manly men who got lost in a woman’s underwear store Jungkook: that was all Hyung. I told him it wasn’t the way back Seokjin: you just keep proving my point that I can’t leave you two alone. let’s go before the movie starts Vkook: Aniya! Seokjin: listen to your mother or you’re grounded *shoves them to the bathroom*

~In the theater~

Yoongi: *snoring* Taehyung: *hits Yoongi*  You’re too loud Yoongi: *wakes up* Yah! I’m sleeping here Jungkook: Well you’re sleeping too loudly... Taehyung: She’s about to get killed so shhhh! Audience: shh! Hoseok: Why did we agree to a horror movie? *Girl gets killed* Seokjin: *covers Jungkook’s eyes* Kookie don’t watch Jungkook: Hyuuuuuuung~ Seokjin: Don’t hyung me. Don’t watch this part... Jungkook: *whines* I’m 18, hyung Jimin: *tries to sneak an arm around Jungkook* Jungkook: *looks to Jimin* yah, what are you doing? Jimin: don’t ‘yah’ me! I’m your hyung! Audience: Shhhhhh! Jungkook: yeah, my hyung that was about to cuddle with me Taehyung: *glares at Jimin* Kookie is mine *VKook cuddle* Jimin: WHAT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU STEAL- Audience: SHHHHH!! Jimin: *looks behind him and bows* mianhaeyo, I’ll be quieter VKook: *still cuddling* Jimin: *glares at Vkook and angrily eats popcorn* Hoseok: Shhh! He’s gonna take off the mask. Audience: OMG JUST SHUT UP! Yoongi: oh come on it’s not like you didn’t already know the dad was the killer Audience: HEY! Jimin: Maybe this was a bad idea Namjoon: *Breaks his cup and the coke spills all over the isle* oh uh Seokjin: So much for not breaking anything... Yoongi: *slouches in his chair* I’m going back to sleep Staff: *shines flashlight on them* Uh, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave... Jimin: why?? Staff: we’ve been getting complaints about seven guys disturbing the movie Yoongi: yep that’s them. I didn’t do anything, though Hoseok: okay that’s bull, you spoiled the movie! Yoongi: oh come on it was obvious Staff: excuse me but you really need to leave. Now. Seokjin: Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the damages ~After kicked out~ Hoseok: Where to now? Jimin: Why not the park? Yoongi: No. I will go nowhere else with you people... Namjoon: I don’t want to break anything else Taehyung: You won’t break anything, Hyung Namjoon: *steps on twig* Taehyung: Let me rephrase that. You won’t break anything important Seokjin: Why not go? It’d give a break from looking after those three *points to Vminkook giving each other piggy back rides* Yoongi: what? wouldn’t it just make you have to watch them more carefully so they don’t get hurt? Seokjin: they’re old enough to take care of themselves at the park Yoongi: are you kidding me? yet you baby them with everything else Jungkook: Hyung, shush before he starts babying me again Yoongi: oh deal with it, I’m not going to the park with you. Especially after getting kicked out of the movies. Hoseok: It won’t be that bad, hyung. They have hammocks there that you can use Yoongi: ...they do? Hoseok: yep~ Taehyung and I set them up the last time we went Yoongi: you and Taehyung? Nevermind, I don’t want to go Namjoon: come on Yoongi Hyung, it’ll give us the perfect opportunity to take in the beauty of nature that this world has given us Yoongi: you can’t go two minutes without saying something like that, can you Jimin: either that or breaking something Namjoon: I really don’t know how I do that Taehyung: *sobs* like my t-shirts Jimin: oh come on, Taehyung, we bought you new ones Taehyung: B-But... they’re just not the sameeeee Jungkook: has everyone forgotten about the park? Hoseok: To the park! Jimin: Did someone summon me? Yoongi: No. Namjoon: Come on, let’s go Jimin: To where *smirks and moves eyebrows up and down* Namjoon: To the park Jimin: See, you summoned me Yoongi: *fake sobs* kill me omg we’re so mean to Jimin even though he’s Jinnie’s 2nd favorite </3 Sorry Chim Chim! (btw for those who don’t get the end, Jimin’s last name is Park) And Sorry for all the refferences to our other scenarios xD -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 3

-Song Edition-

Person 1: Omg! Someone call the doctor! This guy is choking!

Me: ~SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR~

Person 1: ...I just said that

Me: ~NAL BUTJAPGO MALHAEJWO~

Person 1: This is serious! What are you doing?!

Me: ~SARANGEUN GYEOLGUK JUNGDOK OVERDOSE~

Person 2: uhh, I'll call the doctor for the guy

Person 3: and I'll call a doctor for her

Random Korean Man: wtf why is she singing that

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Friend: It's such a pretty view, isn't it?

Me: a pretty what?

Friend: View

Me: ~NEOMU AREUMDAUN~

Friend: you're kidding

Me: ~DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEW~

Friend: there's a Korean song for that, too?

Me: yes

Friend: omg

Me: there's a K-Pop song for everything

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Friend: you are such-

Me: -yes

Friend: a-

Me: -say it

Friend: loser

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~LOSER~

Friend: you're KIDDING

Me: ~OETORI~

Friend: OmG

Me: ~SEN CHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI~

Friend: IS THAT LEGIT

Me: yes

Friend: THAT'S LEGIT A SONG?

Me: yes

Friend: I'm done

Me: I told you there's a K-Pop song for everything

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Friend 1: I'm bored, let's play Hide-and-Seek

Friend 2: omg no

Friend 3: no

Friend 4: nope nope no

Me: ~EVERY BODY SAY-

All Friends: NO!

Me: Omg you know the lyrics now

Me: I'm so proud c':

-Admin Jinnie

What happens when V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America?

Jungkook: Hyung, you do know where we're going, right?

Taehyung: Are you saying you doubt my bathroom finding skills? Have you already forgotten my photoshoot with that toilet that one time?

Jungkook: You mean the time you fell off of that random toilet at that photoshoot?

Taehyung: My way sounds better... but yes.

Jungkook: So, how does that make you a master at finding bathrooms?

Taehyung: Because I have a history with them, Kookie.

Jungkook: Uh-... Hyung-

Taehyung: Speaking of bathrooms, I found one! *points in an exaggerated way*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's a woman's underwear store.

Taehyung: *blinks and tries to read the English sign* Well, I thought it said bathroom

Jungkook: I think it says "Victoria's Secret," cause I found some magazines like that in Yoongi Hyung's room.

Taehyung: Wait, you what?

Jungkook: I think that's the restroom, Hyung *points to a hall way*

Taehyung: What makes you think that that's a bathroom? There's no toilet and doors.

Jungkook: Not the hallway, down the hallway, Hyung.

Taehyung: How could you possibly know that there's a bathroom down that hall? I don't see one.

Jungkook: But the sign above the hallway says 'Restroom' in English.

Taehyung: Restroom? Do people sleep in there?

Jungkook: I don't think America is that weird, Hyung.

Taehyung: Well, I've seen some pretty weird things here, like that Ahjussi in those booty shorts.. *shivers*

Jungkook: *glares* I told you not to bring that up again!

Taehyung: Well, I still have to use the toilet, so I say we check this 'restroom' out.

-five minutes later-

Jungkook: I told you it was a bathroom.

Taehyung: I found it weird that there were absolutely no doors in there... I guess Americans are against privacy?

Jungkook: I don't think that's it, Hyung.

Taehyung: *sighs and stretches out his arms* Well, I think we should get back to the others, now.

Jungkook: Good idea...

...

Taehyung: Wait...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: Hyung?

Taehyung: What?

Jungkook: Do you remember where we came from?

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: Of course! I have Bangtan senses, too! Don't doubt me, Kookie.

Jungkook: Right, sorry, Hyung.

Taehyung: So... We came from... that way! *points in an exaggerated way again*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's the underwear store again.

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-

Me: hold me

Friend: what

Me: plz hold me

Friend: ...why?

Me: It's time

Friend: ...which means?

Me: it's /time/

Friend: "time"?

Me: IT'S TIME

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it

Me: the notification says Jungkook

Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word

Me: It's /Jungkook/ today

Friend: why is that so bad

Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY

Friend: okay okay calm down

Me: I CAN'T

Friend: omg

Me: I can't TaKE thIS

Friend: just look at it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: KILL ME NOW

Friend: what???

Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS

Friend: What is it???

Me: HE'S A CoP

Friend: So?

Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS

Friend: okay?

Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm

Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie

Me: EXacTLy

Friend: but don't get any ideas

Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh

Friend: okay are you broken now?

Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw

Friend: yep

Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih

Friend: I'll go get some therapy food

Me: //sobbing

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Me: no

Friend: oh

Me: no

Me: no

Me: NO

Friend: slow down, what's wrong?

Me: WHY JUNGKOOK

Friend: oh great

Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs

Friend: are you okay?

Me: NO

Friend: okay that was a dumb question

Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm

Friend: what'd he do?

Me: this Twitter update

Friend: okay?

Me: he broke me

Friend: I know that much

Me: I'm gonna die

Friend: tf happened?

Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him

Friend: why??

Me: LOOK at this update

Friend: it's in Korean

Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?

Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway

Me: he said

Friend: yep

Me: HE saID

Friend: yes?

Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."

Friend: oh

Me: not only that

Friend: what no

Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA

Friend: ohhhh

Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME

Friend: oh gosh

Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM

Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy

Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM

Friend: what- whaattt

Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL

Friend: neither are we

Me: BUT- UGH

Friend: just calm down it will all be-

Me: NO IT WON'T

Friend: ugh

Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM

Friend:

Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY

Friend:

Me: //crying

Friend: //sighs

Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk

Friend: I'll get more therapy food

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: a cooooppppppppppppp

Friend: shhhhhh

Me: he's a /ccoopppp/

Friend: shhh

Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS

Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream

-Admin Jinnie

(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>

When Fangilring About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 8

-Song Edition-

Friend 1: hey everybody!

Me: ~EVERYBODY~

Friend 2: *to Friend 1* wtf is wrong with you

Me: ~EVERYBODY~

Friend 3: you should KNOW that you can't say that around her

Me: ~EVERY-EVERY BODY~

Friend 1: omg I forgot she was here

Me: ~JAMDEUN I BAMEUL KKAEWO~

Friend 2: don't ever say that around her again

Friend 1: okay, sorry sorry

Me: ~SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY~

Friend 3: OMG

Me: ~NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA MEONJEO~

Friend 2: you did it AGAIN!

Me: ~NEGE NEGE NEGE PPAJYEO~

Friend 1: I didn't even know that one existed omg

Me: ~PPAJYEO PPAJYEO BEORYEO BABY~

Friend 3: make it ssstttooooppppp

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Friend: the amount of broken glass in that room is dangerous

Me: uh huh

Friend: I hope those guys realize the danger they're getting themselves into

Me: uuuhhhhh hhhuuuuhhhh

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You're in Danger~

Friend: oh come on

Me: ~Hetgallige hajima~

Friend: stop plz

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Danger~

Friend: no

Me: ~oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame~

Friend: is that a different song

Me: ~Danger~

Friend: there are /two/ for Danger?

Me: yes

-Admin Jinnie