If You Are At Someone's Home And They Tell You Not To Do Something To Their Pet: DON'T DO IT

if you are at someone's home and they tell you not to do something to their pet: DON'T DO IT

i have a rescue African grey named Archemedies. not going to get into to much detail, but he is an abuse survivor who was never properly trained. As the years go by i slowly but surely train him the basics such as stepping up and color, he has made so much progress and i am proud of him! but one thing: he prefers noises over words. he can still talk, but he would rather mimic the fire detector than say words. it's just who he is. and my pet peeve: DO NOT WHISTLE IN THE HOUSE Two reasons one: it messes up his training. i use certain tones of whistling and noises to teach him tricks and what not to do. you do that and he gets confused Second: i am going to hear whatever noise you give him for the next 50 years. no that is not an exaggeration. 10 years ago our smoke detectors broke and would beep. after we replaced them they would keep beeping, so we kept getting new ones thinking they were faulty. long story short our "smoke detector" just did it randomly because he thought it was amusing to see the humans randomly get up confused as to why it was beeping again. every time people whistle at archemedies, i have to listen to the past 20-ish years worth of noises i trained him not to constantly scream for a week. respect owner's wishes. yes i know you see cute whistling birds on you tube, but chances are the caretaker of the actual bird knows more about their own pet than you do.

also here is a picture of him considering it is the law of the internet to pay your pet image based taxes.

is this a homestuck reference

"you don't need to break your legs as punishment for falling off a cliff"

I made this phrase it means, if you fail, then you shoulder hurt yourself or beat yourself up for it. the consequences of failure is all that is needed.

"are you seriously comparing x to y?!?"

no brenda, i made what is known as a hyperbolic analogy to express my point. unlike you, i have more than 2 braincells brenda. i am capable of understanding neuance and critical thinking skills brenda. obviously i am not saying X is the exact same or more serious than Y brenda, maybe pick up a book and learn reading comprehension before joining a very serious and mature discussion BRENDA

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how come yall forgot about my girl viper who's' character design reflects her fighting style-

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders