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Super Power Game
Psycho Mind Your character has the Psycho Mind Power. Pretty much anything goes. +1HD to all rolls involving crazy batshit maneuvers like jumping out of a plane or punching sharks.
Boss Face Everyone thinks your character is someone important and will generally let them have their way unless they have problems with authority. +1HD to interactions with hierarchists, +1BD to interactions with anarchists.
Lightning Eyes You can see electrical fields including those given off by living things through walls, you can blind enemies by going "waaahhhhhh!!!!" with light coming out of your mouth. The attack uses Green Dice.
Fire Muscles All Wounds you deal are Meta-Wounds when you use physical force, you're immune to cold attacks; if you flex really hard everything just explodes for two distance increments and deals a Meta-Wound to everything caught in the blast. +2HD to rolls anytime you use Red Dice.
Lucky Lungs You breathe good luck. You can blow a +1HD bonus to an ally within your sight. If you suck air in through your mouth, you can apply a 1BD penalty to an enemy in sight. These dice remain until the end of a scene. If you hold your breath, you can't be hit with projectile attacks.
Neon Blood You can choose to illuminate an area around you to a dim torchlight. You can also raise the light level to illuminate an area the size of a football field. If you cut yourself, your blood is acidic and deals 1 Wound to the person who Wounds you directly or if you use Red Dice to fling your blood at an enemy.
A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon
Solutions And Other Problems - Allie Brosh
Solutions And Other Problems – Allie Brosh
Amazon Synopsis:
For the first time in seven years, Allie Brosh, the creator of the immensely popular blog ‘Hyperbole and a Half’ and #1 New York Times bestselling author, returns with her new collection.
Solutions and Other Problems includes humorous stories from Allie Brosh’s childhood; the adventures of her very bad animals; merciless dissection of her own character flaws; incisive…
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I am the living incarnation of disaster
No seriously , just today, I messed up my grammar spelled somting wrong and had tow typso. Also, I somehow managed to break the internet. or at least my internet.
My brain carefully selecting the worst possible song to get stuck in my head
"are you seriously comparing x to y?!?"
no brenda, i made what is known as a hyperbolic analogy to express my point. unlike you, i have more than 2 braincells brenda. i am capable of understanding neuance and critical thinking skills brenda. obviously i am not saying X is the exact same or more serious than Y brenda, maybe pick up a book and learn reading comprehension before joining a very serious and mature discussion BRENDA