The Black Phone Timeline Is All Messed Up

The Black Phone timeline is all messed up😭

Gwen said Vance was taken last spring but his missing poster says September. We also know he was held back twice.

Robin was taken second to last in 1978 but his poster says he was taken before Vance in 1977. The poster says he was 13 but it also says he was born in 1963 and taken in 1977 so he would've been 14🤨.

Billy's poster says he was 13 but it also says he was born in December of 1964 and taken in May of 1976 so he would've been 11.🤨

Griffin's poster says he was 5'10" but he was the shortest of the ghost boys💀. Also he was apparently 10!?😳

Bruce's missing posters says that he was born in June of 1965 and was taken in July 1978 which would mean he's 13 but the poster says he's 12🤨.

Another look at Bruce's poster.

This contradicts Max's crime board also😭

According to their missing posters Vance went missing after Robin but Max's crime board says Vance went missing before Robin.

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y'know what yeah you're right

No because we god FED today

HOW COULD I NOT BE A WILL GRAHAM APOLOGIST!?!?

you either die a will apologist or live long enough to see yourself become a hannibal apologist

CURRENTLY THINKING ABOUT KAREN PAGE, MATT MURDOCK, AND FOGGY NELSON DURING THE BLIP.

Imagine one of them survives the blip, doesn't really matter who, they wouldn't be able to go into their office. The Nelson Murdock & Page plaque being a constant reminder of the other two. Matt would become vengeful/angry, Foggy would become sad/depressed, Karen would be numb and try to act like nothing happened. They blame themselves even though they knew Thanos was at fault.

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Now imagine two of them survives the blip, again it doesn't matter who, they couldn't be in the same room as each other. Seeing each other would be a constant reminder of the one they lost. I imagine there would be more arguments leading up to them not talking anymore.

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Now imagine they all reunite, Matt's sense's are overwhelmed with everyone returning. Karen wouldn't feel so empty anymore. Foggy would have his bestfriend(s) back. They could go, more or less, peacefully back to work at Nelson Murdock & Page.

I SEE NO REASON WHY THEY SHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER