You Know I'm Right @orione-n-stars

You know I'm right @orione-n-stars

heishin will forever be the superior ship simply on the grounds that aoyama can not bring himself to actually write it as a rivalry and instead it's just two bros tenderly locking eyes and solving cases

What do you mean this isn't exactly how it happened?

LIES!

good omens crack → 7/? (insp.)

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

Writing a GO one-shot and I just had the realization.

I don't think Crowley tempts as a demon. I don't think he has a temptatious bone in his human-but-snake-like body. As much as he wants to believe it, I don't think he can tempt at all. I can't think of a single moment he actually does tempt someone, honestly.

I think Crowley merely suggests. He just brings up the idea that theres another option. Think about it:

"Dont want wine? Okay. Try an ox rib. You might like it."

"Don't agree with head office's rules? Okay. How about an arrangement then? Two birds, one stone."

"Don't want Armageddon to happen? Okay. Me neither. We can try to raise him on a neutral upbringing, kill him, or run away together. Which is best?"

He is not a demon. Demons tempt. And what he does? Not even remarkably close.

What he is, is a walking, talking suggestion box. And I'm so here for it.

Merlin: Where are your knights? I have a new training session for them and you!

Arthur: Sword, mace, crossbow?

Merlin: No.

*slams books on the round table*

Merlin: Reading comprehension!

Gwaine: Aw, come on! That’s not necessary!

Merlin: The other day you all almost died because you couldn’t understand a cryptic message/ riddle from a mad sorcerer! You all should thank me for solving that problem!

Gwaine: Yeah, but, reading? Nah.

Percival: That’s not what I’ve signed up for when I became a Knight of Camelot.

Leon: I had hoped these days have been past me.

Merlin: You all wouldn’t know what to do with a book if it hit you in the head!

Arthur: Easy now! No weaponising of literature.

Elyan: Weaponising? Yeah, I could put metal clasps on those corners!

Merlin: Shut up! All of you! And read!

Gwaine: No wonder you got Poet on that ‘Are you a Soldier, Poet, King?’ quiz.

Merlin: Fuck you, Gwaine!

Gwaine: I certainly would..!

Arthur: WE ARE NOT HAVING THE ‘WOULD YOU FUCK YOUR CLONE’ DISCUSSION AGAIN!

Lancelot: *peacefully reading from the beginning*