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1 year ago

Bildad the Shuhite is Teh Greatest!!!!

Patron Saint Of Shoemaking And Obstetrics

patron saint of shoemaking and obstetrics ☀️


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1 year ago

TEH GREATEST!!!!

Bildad's battle cry in the italian dubbing always cracks me up...

In english he's like: "Woah woah woah there!" but in italian he's like "WOOOOOO OHOOH-WOWODBOLOBOWAWAWA".


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1 year ago

I need this framed on my wall

..Shuldad The Bihite Anyone?

..Shuldad the Bihite anyone?

I’m just here to provide some Bildad content nobody asked for 🐐


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1 year ago

ngl i’d buy everything he’d want to sell me

eliocentrico - elio

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1 year ago

bildadding his way through 18th-century france

no but look me in the eyes and tell me this is not the tenth doctor's bildad equivalent

No But Look Me In The Eyes And Tell Me This Is Not The Tenth Doctor's Bildad Equivalent
No But Look Me In The Eyes And Tell Me This Is Not The Tenth Doctor's Bildad Equivalent

like ??? thats bildad the shuhite but in another font


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1 year ago

If Bildad the Shuhite has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Bildad the Shuhite has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Bildad the Shuhite has only one fan then that is me. If Bildad the Shuhite has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Bildad the Shuhite, then I am against the world.


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1 year ago

Concept: This scene from Season 2 but with Crowley confronting Aziraphale about his feelings.

Gif 1/2: Aziraphale and Crowley during the Job minisode. Aziraphale says: "Then–then you tell me that you want to do this."
Gif 2/2: Aziraphale says: "You look me in the eye and tell me." He looks strong and determined.

“Then you tell me that you don’t love me. That in all of these six thousand years, you've never wanted me the way I want you. You look me in the eye. And tell me.”


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Man I just finished Season 2 EP : 2 of Good Omens and the ending had me screaming crying throwing up a bit ngl


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1 year ago

Biblically accurate Bildad: Sorry to break it to you Job, but you probably had it coming your way. You’re not as innocent as you claim to be, are ya? And your children were real brats, anyway. Better repent, I’d say. So sorry for your loss, btw.

Crowley’s Bildad: What is good and bad anyways? Let’s just stop whacking kids (human and goat), shall we?

Gotta love Crowley for sucking at being a demon and fucking up Christian canon for the sake of humanity.

Biblically Accurate Bildad: Sorry To Break It To You Job, But You Probably Had It Coming Your Way. Youre

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1 year ago

I'm overwhelmed by how ✨ well ✨ this one turned out😭❤️

I'm Overwhelmed By How Well This One Turned Out

• It all starts, as it will end, with a garden •

[Bildad x Aziraphale]


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11 months ago

Well today is your lucky day! Obstetrics and shoemaking have always been the twin passions OF Bildad the Shuhite!

And so it is! BILDAD THE SHUHITE! [with the most enthusiastic, plosive B ever known to demonkind]

...need any shoes?

Does anyone else have earworms from S2 that just pop up in your head randomly for no apparent reason?

Loads of Shax's lines for some reason do this to me, but also this absolute gem:

Does Anyone Else Have Earworms From S2 That Just Pop Up In Your Head Randomly For No Apparent Reason?

It's in my head, like, all the time.

What are the ones that have stayed with you?

🤍🩵🩶🤍🩵🩶🤍🩵🩶

(Please reblog and distract me with your own ones, my head is loud and annoying tonight).


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1 year ago
Can't Remember If This Has Been Done Before Or If It Was A Fever Dream

Can't remember if this has been done before or if it was a fever dream


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1 year ago

i am so happy.

hello, I have nothing to say really and I don't know how much this will mean to you or if you will even see this, but this blog is very nice, I like this blog very much, and I am sorry for not being very good at words (platonic).

I see this, and it means a lot to me. Glad you like my blog @acupwithdirtinside. And you're good enough with words to remember the (platonic), so that's pretty damn (figurative) good, if I say so myself.

Thanks for your vote of approval kid (hum--nope, you're a lamb, nice) Have an ox rib (platonic)

Bildaddy offers a platter of ox ribs (platonic)

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1 year ago

Bildad's battle cry in the italian dubbing always cracks me up...

In english he's like: "Woah woah woah there!" but in italian he's like "WOOOOOO OHOOH-WOWODBOLOBOWAWAWA".


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