Pansy : *complaining How Malfoy Always Complaining About Harry To Her* I Swear To Merlin Im Gonna Use

Pansy : *complaining how Malfoy always complaining about harry to her* i swear to merlin i’m gonna use a curse on him next time he complain about Potter.

Blaise : Use Erecto

Pansy : Why should I us---

Blaise : To straighten him back.

Pansy :

Blaise :

Pansy :

Imagine Mcgonagall calling out Molly As "Mrs Weasley" but end up getting Angelina(Married to George), Hermione(married to Ron), Fleur( Married to Bill) ,Audrey (married to Percy) and including Molly herself to turn around towards mcgonagall and be like "yes? "

Or

Mcgonagall calling out Arthur by calling him Mr Weasley and resulting Bill, Charlie, Ron, George, Arthur, Fred( George's son) and louis (Bill's son) to turn around.

You can hear James, Fred and Sirius laughing their asses off like a maniac when that scene happen.

THIS TOO I NEED I NEED MORE

Young!Reader x Uncle!Kol

Requested By Anon

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“Well hello Darling.” Kol hummed when he found you sat alone.

  “Hello Uncle Kol.” You pouted up at him and he smirked.

“What’s wrong?”  He let you shuffle up and sit closer to him.

You pointed across the garden, the rest of the family were fussing and cooing over Hope. Kol couldn’t help but feel irritated. They always left you out, of all people he thought Klaus would understand.

  “How about I take you to the park?” Kol offered and you grinned at him.

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Inevitable

An Alpha!Bucky One-Shot

Character Pairing: Alpha!Bucky Barnes x Omega!Reader

Word Count: 5,109 (oops!)

Warnings: NSFW 18+ EXPLICIT Smut! A/B/O Dynamics, fingering, sexual penetration, slight(?) impregnation kink, unprotected sex, a NSFW gif, some angst (blink and you miss it), language, dirty talk…

A/N: I make my own rules. 

 You smelt him before you saw him.

Your senses came alive when you saw him walk through the main entrance.

Alpha.

He exuded the title perfectly.

This isn’t the first time you had seen him at the museum but this was the closest you had ever gotten to him. He was at the ticket counter, smiling at Mandy as he presented his membership card. The leather jacket he had on moved like soft butter as he put the card in his wallet before it went back into the side pocket.  

Catching a whiff of his scent in the air, you wanted to melt to the floor. Sandalwood. It was earthy and it warmed your whole body.

You could make out his voice from where you were hiding in the gift shop. It was deep and raspy as he talked to Mandy. He took off his baseball hat and ran his fingers through his thick brown hair. He stuffed the hat into the back pocket of his jeans as he laughed at something Mandy had said.

Damn her. You were jealous.

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Sam : so what is like dating Bucky?

Steve : there this one time I accidentally made him mad at me so when i asked him to give me a hand during a fight, he literally cut the f*ck out of his metal arm and threw it at me.

Shuri : *without looking up from her work (which is inventing Bucky's new arm)* Honestly...I'm not suprised

Voldemort: So I’m planning to torture harry so any suggestion?

Bellatrix: Send draco to use cruciatus on him

Lucius: Don’t send him. Just let draco stay here. It’ll be better trust me

Voldemort: Why should I? It’ll be better to use cru–

Lucius: Both of them are gays so don’t let them see each other. Torture him mentally.

Voldemort: Good idea lucius!

A few days later….

lucius: I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE! JUST FUCKING SEND DRACO TO TORTURE HIM. I RATHER SEND HIM THAN LETTING HIM STAY HERE AND HAVE HIM TORTURE MY MIND.

narcissa: *patted his back* there there good boy

bellatrix: ayyo what happened?

Voldemort: Draco kept bragging disgusting words about love to lucius after days not seeing harry.*passing tissue to Narcissa who was coaxing Lucius*

On the other hand…

Ginny : Oh merlin what happened to him?!What’s he doing?!* pointing at heavy eyebag Ron*

hermione: He’s writing a letter to send to Voldemort.

ginny: What for?

Hermione: If he wants to torture harry then it’s better to send malfoy because he himself couldn’t take it anymore.

Ginny: Is it that bad?

hermione : *pointed at harry*

Ginny: JUST LET HIM FUCKING WRITE THE LETTER