Asking The Real Questions - Tumblr Posts
im gonna be honest my biggest question after watching saltburn was “did rich british people really smoke cigarettes indoors that much in 2006”
Tula being a revenant really begs some questions about her toots. Like, is she off gassing? Can she digest food? Has she been eating? I know she maybe had drunk some blueberry juice? Was she a farty little slut before she died? Or was she a slut first, farty later?
Critically distracted by the question of whether any option would have any chance of success. Do you have time to choose? Do you have presence of mind enough to abort (!) your deeply ingrained muscle memory instead of swinging? Can that pitcher get a baby over the plate? Do you really believe following through will get the baby out of the park?
Most importantly of all, is there time to parse whatever social marker is letting you know in that fractured second that this is specifically a Christian baby and thus for you - being an atheist - a mortal(!) enemy?

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Who would win:
Ronan’s Stolen Dream BMW vs Andrew’s Blood Money Maserati
if corinthian evil why hot
Because evil often hot in real life. Still evil though.
Is Ramona a floating head of hair with a hat? Cause if not, then I’m disappointed. And you never told me that Pierre looked like a snacc.

Sketched all of my armada characters! I feel like I have too many :/ Oh well!
August 22, 1966: Junior Press Conference @ Warwick Hotel, NYC, NY.
First in a series of mini-clips from a press conference held for young fans where they were able to ask the band questions.
First up, we have a fan asking Paul about…a leaf?
Update (02/10/2023)

The Jason Chronicles, To Date
I have a friend named Jason. Jason is a good lad and I love him like a brother, but my god that boy is weird. He regularly messages myself or a certain group chat to inform us of the odd happenings in his life. Below is a collection of some of the things he has said completely out of nowhere:









How does going to the toilet work in twst for merfolk, like I mean the restrooms, how do toilets work, do they even have toilets and if not what does they have instead where do they go of they have to??

I’m rewarding myself for being productive on other projects by taking a little break to indulge in silly business.
what's the rest of the world doing during danger days .are there british killjoys named ketamine kev hiding out in the empty shell of a tesco express



It’s ridiculous how much I procrastinate…does anyone still care about valentines day???
And thank you to everyone for liking/commenting/reblogging my Ed Edd n Eddy stuff! I’m very reserved, so I tend not to reply often, but I’m hella grateful and humbled by the amazing fandom. ;w;
Look, I know Luffy is the quirky MC and he's "supposed" to be younger than most of his crew but
but like
Why he so small?
He's literally the shortest in the crew (second to da Chop) Oda did him dirty 😔
Me, a guy who usally talks to himself because he's always alone
Stomach: rumbles
Me: CAN YOU STOP SHITTING YOURSELF??
The 20 people on the bus:
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