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1 year ago

im gonna be honest my biggest question after watching saltburn was “did rich british people really smoke cigarettes indoors that much in 2006”


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1 year ago

Tula being a revenant really begs some questions about her toots. Like, is she off gassing? Can she digest food? Has she been eating? I know she maybe had drunk some blueberry juice? Was she a farty little slut before she died? Or was she a slut first, farty later?


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1 year ago

Critically distracted by the question of whether any option would have any chance of success. Do you have time to choose? Do you have presence of mind enough to abort (!) your deeply ingrained muscle memory instead of swinging? Can that pitcher get a baby over the plate? Do you really believe following through will get the baby out of the park?

Most importantly of all, is there time to parse whatever social marker is letting you know in that fractured second that this is specifically a Christian baby and thus for you - being an atheist - a mortal(!) enemy?

all-all0s-eyes - All All0's Eyes

🤔


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7 years ago

Who would win:

Ronan’s Stolen Dream BMW vs Andrew’s Blood Money Maserati


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2 years ago

if corinthian evil why hot

Because evil often hot in real life. Still evil though.


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6 years ago

Is Ramona a floating head of hair with a hat? Cause if not, then I’m disappointed. And you never told me that Pierre looked like a snacc.

Sketched All Of My Armada Characters! I Feel Like I Have Too Many :/ Oh Well!

Sketched all of my armada characters! I feel like I have too many :/ Oh well!


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August 22, 1966: Junior Press Conference @ Warwick Hotel, NYC, NY.

First in a series of mini-clips from a press conference held for young fans where they were able to ask the band questions.

First up, we have a fan asking Paul about…a leaf?


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2 years ago

Update (02/10/2023)

Update (02/10/2023)

The Jason Chronicles, To Date

I have a friend named Jason. Jason is a good lad and I love him like a brother, but my god that boy is weird. He regularly messages myself or a certain group chat to inform us of the odd happenings in his life. Below is a collection of some of the things he has said completely out of nowhere:

"Guys, what if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady, but he just can't stand up? ...I'm sorry, I'll go... take a seat."
"I tried programming a piece of chicken (for school.)"
3:06: "I'm lactose intolerant but nothing will stand between me and eating an entire block of cheddar." 3:24: "EXTRA SHARP CHEDDAR IS EXTRA SHARP DON'T EAT A LOT AT ONCE"
"Holy fuck, my phone just said 'UI has stopped' and shut off"
A very stoned-looking Jason with text reading "Why do garden gnomes exist? Like, what's the point?"
"Don't get burning napalm on you. It kinda burns. Not that I'd know," he said, knowing. Firsthand, I might add.
"Guys I swear I'm going insane." / "Same worm." / "I keep hearing things." / "How long have you been awake?" / "Yes."
"Do you ever weigh yourself before and after you shit?"
"Y'all ever just... pass the fuck out while peeing?"

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7 months ago

How does going to the toilet work in twst for merfolk, like I mean the restrooms, how do toilets work, do they even have toilets and if not what does they have instead where do they go of they have to??


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1 year ago
Im Rewarding Myself For Being Productive On Other Projects By Taking A Little Break To Indulge In Silly

I’m rewarding myself for being productive on other projects by taking a little break to indulge in silly business.


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1 year ago

what's the rest of the world doing during danger days .are there british killjoys named ketamine kev hiding out in the empty shell of a tesco express


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10 months ago

Is a bagel a tube?


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7 years ago
Its Ridiculous How Much I Procrastinatedoes Anyone Still Care About Valentines Day???
Its Ridiculous How Much I Procrastinatedoes Anyone Still Care About Valentines Day???
Its Ridiculous How Much I Procrastinatedoes Anyone Still Care About Valentines Day???

It’s ridiculous how much I procrastinate…does anyone still care about valentines day???

And thank you to everyone for liking/commenting/reblogging my Ed Edd n Eddy stuff! I’m very reserved, so I tend not to reply often, but I’m hella grateful and humbled by the amazing fandom. ;w;


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2 years ago

Look, I know Luffy is the quirky MC and he's "supposed" to be younger than most of his crew but

but like

Why he so small?

He's literally the shortest in the crew (second to da Chop) Oda did him dirty 😔


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11 months ago

Me, a guy who usally talks to himself because he's always alone

Stomach: rumbles

Me: CAN YOU STOP SHITTING YOURSELF??

The 20 people on the bus:

👁 👄 👁


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