Jason: I Am Literally Evil Incarnate

Jason: I am literally evil incarnate

Jason: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Jason: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Me: Do you need help?

My choir teacher: No- Well, yes- but- that’s a loaded question.

My history ST: *in reference to MLK* Civil disobedience is not obeying unjust laws, he’s been arrested thousands of times!

If I had a nickel for every time I became deeply invested in a fictional power couple consisting of an incredibly compassionate and also thoroughly sarcastic veteran who lost part of his leg in battle, and a badass warrior whose fighting style mostly consists of smashing objects and/or people repeatedly with a great deal of force, all the while calling her significant other “Chief” in tones ranging from indignant to flirty depending on the moment… I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

Steve: I wanted to kiss you.

Peggy: Why didn't you?

Steve: I can't reach your face.

My history ST: Who was the individual to desegregate Ole Miss?

Kid in my history class: Betty White!