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Lighting the Chanukkiyah
011 - “Menorah” - Gen - All ages, for the @tonystarkbingo.
Because Ana Jarvis was Jewish, and that would include celebrating Hanukkah. And of course, she would include her husband and Tony in that as well, because they wanted to share in her celebration of the Festival of Lights.
Since Hanukkah started today, I want to dedicate this to everyone who celebrates this. A very happy Hanukkah to you all, and may its light fill your life.
Daniel to Jarvis: Me? I’m the bee knees, but, you? You’re just…
Peggy: Cockroach ankles!
Daniel: Ye- uh, what?
Jarvis: *finds a note* Hmm, what’s this?
Peggy: Hey, that’s mine! *tries to grab it*
Jarvis: Aww, it’s a love note for Daniel?
Peggy: No-
Jarvis: *opens it*
Jarvis:
Peggy:
Jarvis: I can’t read this.
Rose: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Samberly: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Jarvis: Drunk.
Daniel: Wasted.
Peggy: Dead.
Jarvis: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Peggy: Don’t worry, it’s a holy gun.
Jarvis: How so?
Peggy: It makes holes.
*Jarvis teaching Peggy to drive and taking Daniel along for the ride*
Jarvis: That’s a pothole. To the left!
Peggy: Take it back now y’all *Drives into pothole*
Daniel, sticking his face into the front over the center console: Cha cha real smooth.
Peggy: I don’t think that’s how the song goes.
Jarvis, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Peggy: Country roads.
Daniel: To the place.
Peggy and Daniel in unison: I belong!
Jarvis, crying harder: What the fuck?
*Everyone is giving advice to Jarvis*
Daniel: It’s okay to ask for help.
Ana: You’re not a burden.
Whitney: Murder is okay.
Jack: Your feelings matter.
Daniel: What makes you all smile?
Rose: Friends and family.
Samberly: Snacks.
Peggy: Victory and success.
Jarvis: Face muscles.
Daniel: Are they stupid?
Peggy: Yes, but they prefer to be called Jarvis.
Peggy: Is Howard always like this when he loses?
Jarvis: Oh, yes. You should’ve been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Howard: You bumped that table and you know it!
Jarvis, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Peggy, not looking up from her book: Really? Daniel, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
Jarvis, watching power lines fall down: Daniel, Peggy! The town is exploding and it’s very pretty!
Jarvis: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Peggy: I’m a knife.
Daniel, from across the room: She’s the little spoon.
Jarvis: Do you have a self-care routine?
Peggy: “Keep going bitch” said to myself with different accents
Peggy: What’s the scariest horror movie you’ve ever watched?
Jarvis: IT.
Rose: Annabelle.
Daniel: Paranormal Activity.
Samberly: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn’t know the words.
Peggy: Are you drunk?
Howard: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Jarvis: And the spirit of whiskey.
Jarvis: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn’t what I meant.
Howard, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I’m TOO friendly? There’s no pleasing you.
Peggy, who broke into their house and hour ago: Two sugars please.
Howard: Coming right up.