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how to insert urself in a love triangle with two men with charged homosexual energy with one another (no glue no borax)

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koitaxathetameidiot
9 months ago

“A girl child that you bounced on your knee” alys rivers voice GROOMER 🫵🏼

koitaxathetameidiot
9 months ago

i need to get this off my chest

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY TAKE BURNING AEGON FROM BAELA????? like im not even mad about the fact aemond did it but why did they take the absolute badass action she did (singlehandedly almost defending Aegon and sunfyre) in favor of another targaryen twink

i am soo fucking mad its actually insane


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koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

same me.... save me doomed gay situationships... save me.....

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1 year ago
koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

i need someone to crack my skull, take my brain out and throw it against the wall no curveball no change up no shit. only pure GAS

koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

me if you even care

Me If You Even Care
koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

laying in bed..... headphones on.... listening to my tears ricochet by taylor swift and thinking about the doomed gay boys (robb stark and theon greyjoy)


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koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

very many thoughts, half of them are a Moulin Rouge inspired au with benedict bridgerton with an opera singer!reader/oc

the other half are an aemond oneshot based on the song hellfire from the hunchback of notredame with aemond absolutely obsessed with a velaryon!reader, daughter of rhaenyra and harwin strong


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koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

I would like to add Alfred of Wessex to this list because oh my god the tension

hot bitches in the last kingdom only know how to do two (2) things: becomes uhtred's love interest and die


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koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

"eric is so benedict coded omgg, they are literally the same person!!!!" ok then make a little mermaid au fanfic 🤨🤨 whats stopping u? what is stopping this fandom from writing a scruptilisious piece where benedict just pines endlessly, this man was BUILT for it

don't care if its x reader or if its with Sophie just GIVE IT TO ME. please <3


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koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

"alicent is not a lesbian" says otto hightower to the mirror three times every day

koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

Rewarching season 2 I have know realized the error of my ways. The promo material just did him dirty.

I am on my knees begging for queen Shonda to forgive me, I did not know what I was saying 🛐

am i the only one??? who thinks anthony looks hideous this season????? like i never rlly found him that attractive in the first one but that haircut

dear lord they should've kept his long hair

Am I The Only One??? Who Thinks Anthony Looks Hideous This Season????? Like I Never Rlly Found Him That
Am I The Only One??? Who Thinks Anthony Looks Hideous This Season????? Like I Never Rlly Found Him That

like????? he looked so much better????????


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koitaxathetameidiot
1 year ago

The fandom: oh i'm kinda sad that the throuple of Keely, Roy and Jamie didn't happen :(

Dani Rojas with a steel chair (his two gfs):

The Fandom: Oh I'm Kinda Sad That The Throuple Of Keely, Roy And Jamie Didn't Happen :(
Screenshot of Ted Lasso S02E01 showing Dani waking up from a nightmare between two sleeping women
Screenshot from S03E12 showing Dani with the same two women at Beard's wedding

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love that this "lol Dani gets so much pussy" joke in 2x01 ended up turning into "actually he has been dating both of them all along and is serious enough about them to bring them to the very small wedding of a close friend" in the finale <3

koitaxathetameidiot
2 years ago

thinking about him (charlie dalton in a beret)

koitaxathetameidiot
2 years ago

it's not enough to just empower women. men need to come together and start dressing slutty, it's the only solution

koitaxathetameidiot
2 years ago

she’s a 10 but she’s obsessed with Charlie Dalton

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2 years ago
koitaxathetameidiot
3 years ago

derry girls s3 will fix me

koitaxathetameidiot
3 years ago
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