Panda Ml

panda ml <3

very much 60s core but i feel like it’s fitting

He likes this, better than fighting.

(+fic rec: the only place worth being)

No cause when the girls found out the marauders had nicknames they fucked them up SO BAD

James: Hey marls, can you pass me my wand

Marlene: Sure thing, fronks

Peter:… what did you just call him?

Lily: what do you mean, cornmail?

Sirius: corn what?

Mary: don’t act all confused, menstrual hygiene product.

head - jegulus - @stag-microfic - word count: 284 - 13 September

“You know Prongs this is the first Sunday in ages that I think you’ve slept in,” Remus remarked, popping his head through the curtains of James’ four-poster.

James froze in place. Regulus’ eyes snapped open. Fear gripping both of them. James moved his lips away from where he was painting Regulus’ neck purple. Barely coherent, Regulus tried to sit up but could only manage lifting up into his elbows. Shifting into gear, James sprang up on the bed - almost as though he was electrocuted.

“Moony! It’s not what it looks like! I was just … uh”

A smirk crept across Remus’ face. “Oh really Prongs? I’d love you to enlighten me as to what you were doing?”

“Um well”

“Cause it looks like you were defiling Pads’ little brother, is what it looks like”

Regulus cleared his throat, “Remus, listen I don’t know about defiling,” he mused.

Remus laughed. James immediately pulled him into the surrounding of the curtains.

“Don’t, you’ll wake Pads!” James whisper-shouted.

“I would love to see what story you spin for him,” Remus cackled, holding his stomach, “how many nights have you spent here Reg?”

It was Regulus’ turn to smirk. “The past three nights,” he replied smugly.

“Oh don’t think you’re so slick, I just thought Prongs was just having a good wank on Friday.”

Regulus’ cheeks burned red, pushing James, he whispered furiously, “I thought you said you were good at silencing charms.”

“I am”

“He’s shit at them.”

The three of them whipped around to see Sirius, sleep still in his eyes.

“You don’t have to look so dumbfounded, I’ve known since you first got together. I read James’ diary”

Sirius left the three of them speechless.

“You wrote me a note, cast a spell on my heart

And bewitched me”

🌿🧡🍃

what if making the wrong choices was so intrinsically a part of who you are that the second you try to change that by making one single righteous non-selfish choice you don’t survive the attempt. this is the life of regulus black