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Evan & Pandora: I don't have rizz I have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say.
I'm going to write a fic about the skittles' years at hogwarts and it will include everyone's pov
who do you want to have the first pov of receiving their letter and stuff (cause I'm kinda leaning towards barty)
ALRIGHTY I have a jegulus fic being edited, and a pandalily fic being finished!

the rosier twins would've loved the gruesome parts of classic fairy tales, all the gore and guts, but also the beauty of it. the neat ending with a moral they think they're above listening to, the eloquent prose, the naive characters. they'd laugh and act like they wouldn't be tempted by the same things that tempt the main characters of the stories, when in reality their curiosity and yearning for knowledge would be the death of them if they weren't raised in such a secluded mansion.
I consider the Rosier family predators.
They couldn't be prey even if they wanted to. They have certain vibes and behaviours that in some cases can make you believe that they are pure, innocent and delicate. They completely represent their symbol: the rose.
They are similar to those animals that show off bright and varied colors to deceive their victims. Like those wonderful flowers that lead you to certain death just by getting close. They are the antithesis of what they seem. This is not to say that they don't have a creepy or powerful air about them, but that they can easily manipulate those around them with their appearance.
They are ethereal and who could not fall into their web?
Furthermore, the Rosier family is always seen with a very light palette compared to, for example, the Black family and this is very cohesive with the concept that appearances can be deceiving. Imagine tall white walls with imposing colored windows, huge gardens of flowers of every color and sweet songs that are carried by the wind.
The house of a predator.
This is not to say that they are necessarily cruel, but they are not defenseless. They are not prey.
I love them so muchššthe way you talk about them is my favourite!!!!!
These songs kind of build off of the whole "too close" disturbing relationship they have, and also that one time I think you mentioned the Rosier family punished through humiliation. (These are all by Ethel Cain, though some are unreleased)
-inbred
- family tree (intro)
-starvation (this just kind of reminds me of the vibes of their family)
-two children in a motel
Any more Rosier twin thoughtsš¤²š¤²this is for the people (also I have a few Ethel Cain song recs based on them if you'd like)
Drop the song recs!!!
Anyways, I briefly mentioned this in the prev ask but, Evan and Pandora are viewed as anomalies to everyone, from the old family purebloods to the average muggle-born that just found out they had magic.
Alright here's some more background info: The Rosier Family is known for being the only family (within the old families) that are not close. I've mentioned that most, if not all, of these old families are very family-oriented, but the Rosiers are not included in that. They are famously known for hating each other, despising each other, trying to kill each other, etc etc and but it never applies to the witches (because wizards don't marry into another family, they typically marry witches who enter his family) who marry into the family. But despite this, their family has a record of consistently having twins, triplets, etc yk what I mean? In every generation. Despite the rates of twins being low in this old society, the Rosiers are having them over and over again. And over and over again, are the twins going at each other viciously.
(You can argue that having a marriage with a Rosier doesn't seem all that pleasant and it's probably not, but also like when the gene kinda starts getting a little smaller and smaller, you kinda HAVE to branch a bit more ykwm plus they have a shit of ton of power through Greece lol so any Rosier marriage is basically like, "Suck it up, buttercup")
Anyways, Evan and Pandora are strange for that reason, they are believably the first set of twins/family that come out, are alike in so certain ways, and genuinely like each other (because anyone could say that the similarity is what makes them hate each other). There is the popular idea of twins being one soul and thus, they are often raised together but everyone has kinda of already made the Rosiers an exception to this idea until Evan and Pandora come along. They are close, extremely so, a little uncomfortable to be around due to their close proximity and is THE representation of how twins are viewed in high pureblood society. Thus, they are a little weird to this old society.
I use life and death as way to kinda of symbolise them. Evan is a personification of death/taking life away (Alastor's nose before he dies, being a Death Eater) and Pandora is the personification of life/creating something (Luna, spells, the Lovegood family she created with Xeno in his final year of Hogwarts in the far back of the green house high off their asses). But both of their personalities are relatively similar. They are both quite charming (a common Rosier trait that is directed to the outside of their family), charismatic, and short-tempered, stubborn, and a bit egotistic.
It's their preferences that sort of diverge, Evan likes the rot, and Pandora likes the moss, Evan likes the abandoned, dead animal on the forest ground and Pandora likes the mushrooms and maggots growing and living from it. But with this, they both work really well together. Evan takes care of things Pandora won't and Pandora takes care of things Evan won't. They fit into each other. They've spent their entire lives together, in the same room, same bed, interlocked in the same seat at the family dinner table, curled together around Regulus in the same corner at the family parties, they breathe the same and die at the same exact time, just on different days with the same last words: "This isn't over."

My piece for the Marauders with Palestine project! @marauderswithpalestineproject
Promt: the rosier twins as children but please not goody two shoes pandora
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pandora rosier ml š¤

sheās so special to me š«¶
evan mf rosier šāāļø

him and pandora do indeed have my heart
panda ml <3

very much 60s core but i feel like itās fitting
you said to send you headcanons to elaborate on soā¦take your pick if you want
-regulus who canāt sleep without sleeping potions
-pandora/emmeline/dorcas who makes regulus read a muggle book every week so he isnāt such a Pureblood Dick
-regulus that literally never learned how to laugh, so itās just the most broken sound youāll ever hear (on the VERY rare occasion that it happens)
-italian evan rosier
-barty hating whoever the 4th skittles roommate was so badly that regulus bullies him to the point he switches to durnstrang
-regulus buying his friends little gifts in hogsmead all the time but heās too Regulusā¢ļø to admit theyāre from him so he just leaves them on their beds or something
-regulus being friends with Moaning Myrtle (he just vibes with her idk)
i'm not picking, anon.
i want all of them.
we're going backwards cause why not
moaning myrtle and reg very much vibe!!! reg seeking comfort from myrtle when he realizes he that he has to choose between taking the mark or keeping james (if you're a starchaser person)
i multiship like crazy and it's honestly a problem but whatever!!!
no regulus just putting gifts in random places is so real. everybody knows it's him, but everyone except barty has gotten bored of trying to force a confession out of him
barty doesn't care if he admits it, he just bother reg for funsies
for the 3rd to last: what's a durnstrang š i'm slow
italian evan rosier... ok so i never really thought of this, but it kinda works. i always saw evan rosier as french ngl
and bcj as italian
but that would be cool too
shit this is giving me more starchaser ideas (the broken laugh one) OH MY GODDDD
james making regulus laugh for the first time, hearing that sound, and making it his life mission to make regulus laugh more
it's a life mission that never really ends
i laughed out loud at the 2nd one for like 5 minutes and the person next to me is very concerned
but like tbh regulus was raised in a family that very much looks down on anyone who isn't a pureblood, and he was probably a Pureblood Dick until the girls got sick of it and threw classical literature at him
he grows to be fond of it actually
but nobody can know that!! he's got a rEpUtAtIoN tO uPhOlD!!!
also, regulus needs sleeping potions to sleep
he's a chronic insomniac and so are most of the skittles imo
yummy
Pandora has impeccable art skills. Same to Evan. Those two motherfuckers are drawing very detailed drawings of the shit in their heads.