Incorrect The Hobbit Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Myrcelle looking at Ithil and Legolas: I shitted that out. It was painful.
Myrcelle: I'm cold. Thranduil: Here, take my hoodie. *meanwhile* Legolas: I'm cold. Ithil: I can't control the weather, Legolas.
Thranduil: This food is too hot... I can't eat it. Myrcelle: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Lindir: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Elrond: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Alvina: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Alvina, to Elrond: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Thranduil, to Lindir: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Myrcelle: There are two types of people.
One of my favorite quotes from OUAT 🔥🖤🤣
“Shall I get you a step stool so you can look me in my eyes when you threaten me?”
Thranduil, to Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin: I can't believe it, I've been a pedophile for all this time and I didn't even know it...
Balin: What do you mean? What happened?
Bilbo: *sigh* He found out I'm 50
Bilbo: Clearly Thorin doesn't love me, the most romantic things he did to me were literally giving me some cool rocks and braiding my hair
The Company: HE WHAT?!
Thorin: So after you stole it you left some money there?
Bilbo: Yes, of course
Thorin: Bilbo, you're a burglar
Bilbo: ...there were my Took and Baggins parts fighting, I panicked
Not a bad way to win an argument, especially with Thorin
Bilbo : How petty can you get?
Thorin : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
a corpse is nevertheless a corpse, Thorin. Take care of your skin.
Bilbo: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Thorin: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.