Skitter Skitter

Skitter skitter

Heheh so me and @mysteriousdragon2 have been really excited for stroheim to come to ASB-Rs sooo (at their request-) I made a little doodle and rendered it some for us!

Heh we're cheering him on ^^ (he is very confused but happy to be there ^^)

Oh boy my brain let me think about something other than jojo for once!! Rejoice!!!

Anyway @blitzy-blitzwing has this silly little Au (and a fic if I recall-) called hazformers that I follow every now and again they recently posted a mini comic ( X ) and I felt pretty inspired by it B)

Design is theirs (mostly I changed it up some ^^") and the words are verbatim for the most part, but here is the silly!

No worries the regularly scheduled jojo posts will be back soon B)

A quick shit post for the soul

Some quick context: the character presented here in blue is a jojo OC who exists between our world and all of the jojo worlds, like a ghost alley situation so they are very silly and I love them <3 they'll get a ref soon I swear

Transcript:

JO-c: How curious, a new one? Heh, feels like I just got rid of one.

> So tell me little one, what's your name? Surely something TRULY WORTHY-

Jodio: Jodio.

JO-c: . . . Wa?

Jodio: ... jodio. That's my name

JO-c: child. WHO named you???

Jodio: that guy. [Motions off screen]

JO-c: sigh. Of course.

[Image of Dio]

In love with the mental image of Dio calling up Terence at like 2 in the morning with big crocodile tears and a tub of ice cream in his lap, and at first terence is shocked and concerned only for the first thing to come out of his mouth is 'SNIFF WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME BABY GIRL LIKE RYAN GOSLING' and all emotion just drains from Terence as he realizes Dio is watching the note book or some shit

JJBA AU BECAUSE ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I NEED TO LET IT OUT

Ahem

This au is a bit of a sort of 'X character adopts X character's and a sort of monster hunter everyone lives au >:). Vanilla ice upon scouting for future lackeys for lord dio (a few years before the events of part 3) he stumbles across the home of a Louisiana family with 2 sons, curious ice sticks around and observes the boys for a few days, saving them from time to time when they got into mischief and becoming attached to this young boys. One day ice finally decides he will be taking them back home after witnessing one of the many shows of poor parenting to the boys and so he sneaks in and takes them. From here he becomes a single father to the two boys.

(Fun fact is baby Terence liked using dad as a weighted blanket <3 also ice is a silly feral man smh smh)

Shenanigans of course ensue but of course happiness is short lived, in the Au part 3 takes place when the two brothers are 12 and 6 respectively (the brothers are aged down in the AU everyone else really staying the same ages) when the crusaders comes knocking on their door. Instead of dying or killing 3 of the crusaders ice is panicked over the saftey of his sons and having a crisis as lord dio had given him no warning of the arrival, no time to hide his boys! So he does his best to fend of the crusaders who he has been told are evil monsters at this point, and scrapes the power trio of Iggy, avdol, and polnareff but all and all the crusaders take the three into the custody of the speed wagon foundation.

With this Jotaro, iggy, and Kakyion are tasked with baby sitting a very upset pretween Daniel and one very fearfully shy 6 year old terence, doing their best to keep the boys calm and try to figure out as much as they can about where dio might be from the boys. Meanwhile polnareff and Joseph take on the duties of interrogating vanilla ice who is very begrudging to give up information. When leaving the room to regroup Joseph leaves polnareff alone with dio's right hand guard dog and chaos ensues. Wanting to know the name of the man who killed his sister he interrogates ice himself, ice stating he doesn't know the man & his naturally apathetic and sarcastic dry tone and nature enrages polnareff who uses one of the 'vampire lights' (like stroheim uses in part 2) there for protection incase ice needed to be subdued to burn half of ice's face before being stopped by ice breaking free in panic and pain to slash a large wound on polnareff's face. Ice cowering in the corner in pain as Avdol drags polnareff from the situation to help and calm him.

Tensions arise when kakyion rushes in to see the scene and commotion. He is immediately torn as he had been treated very kindly by the very protective and parental ice before being flesh budded by dio but these are his friends leading to an argument as polnareff says this is proof that ice is dangerous and needs to be 'dealt' with. To which kakyion rebukes and defends that ice had been provoked and was just as scared, if not more so, of polnareff!

From here shenanigans further insue with Redemption as we skip forward to part 4 where the silly gamer and his card dealing brother make an appearance!

A 23 year old daniel and a 17 year old terence appear as some jotaro back up in part 4, terence naturally gets along swimmingly with all his gamer merch and knowledge with josuke and the boys while daniel, a very quiet and reserved adult when he is not busy in his element as a con man, sticks close to his now friends jotaro and kakyion. (And yes, beloved eternal vampire dad gets a Redemption arc and is still there for his sons <3)

That's all I have for the au now but expect more in the future cause this is a serious brain rot (and I'd be more then happy to hear some plot hole questions I could fix or just general questions <3)