Parental Communism

Parental communism

Sauron : *took elrond as a hostage*

Gil Galad : let go off my Elrond!

Maglor, Maedhros, Galadriel, Celeborn, Eärendil, Elwing : our Elrond.

Sauron : the fuck?!

elrond, while being held hostage in sauron's arms : well at this point, I have too much of a parents

Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. Do not babygirlify the old alcoholic man. I babygirlified the old man.

mess with the pupper and you become supper 

Rommath is so fucking done with everyone's shit.

He's done with Kael'thas's weird magic shit.

He's done with Lor'themar's avoidance shit.

He's done with Liadrin's noble shit.

He's done with Jaina's "I'm not racist but..." shit.

He's done with Anduin's pretending everything can be solved with peace shit.

He's done with Khadgar's done with everything shit.

He's done with Halduron's drunk shit.

He's done with Thalyssra's "IS THIS MAN SECRETLY ELISANDE?" shit

He's done with Valtrois' "IS THIS MAN SECRETLY GAY?" shit because it's not a secret at all he's very blatantly gay

He's done with Belo'vir's horse girl shit (Should out to Salonar the Horseman for being some red haired elven horse girl lmao)

This man

is just

so

fucking

done.

You know what? Same.

Diluc: *Massacring Fatui loyalists by the hundreds*

Columbina: What do we do with him?

Arlecchino: Why don't I want him dead?

Sandrone: He looks like he needs therapy... should we give him therapy?

Pantalone: I think he's cute

Capitano (Crepus): Indeed. Therapy it is.

Signora: I'll go with whatever the Regrator says (Inspired by the fact that I HC her as having a soft spot for him because he looks like he could be the child of her and her husband)

Diluc: *Confused as fuck but now covered in blood*

Adelinde and Elzer: *Concerned*

(Pulcinella, Pierro and Dottore were excluded on purpose)

Which Shaw?

Um... heyyyy... maybe choose a different new character to replace Bright...

Warcraft has a whole fuckton of money right now so I would reeeaaaally advise against naming a sneaky, sus af redhead...

Elias.

Shaw.

A SNEAKY. SUS. REDHEAD.

Almost the exact same name as Blizzard's SNEAKY SUS REDHEAD who they will probably defend with their lives because if their representation goes out the window, *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUH* less money

All I'm saying is please don't accidentally get sued for plagiarism