I Was In The Middle Of Write And Tumblr Had To Refresh And I Just Lost Everything

I was in the middle of write and Tumblr had to refresh and I just lost everything 😭

I'm liking having a mental breakdown and stuffing my fatass with popeyes anyways here is...

Chick Flicks that I think the Dorm Leaders have a guilty pleasure for.

Do to that this a different world everything that is popular reference is going to be different! I don't think TWST world has guns or bombs?? So Legally Blonds JFK reference could refer to a King in Port o' Bliss (since Sam is from there, which is a reference to New Orleans). Heather's reference to the Vietnam War could be an overbolt war between kingdoms (obviously for the very very wrong reasons) and JD could've overbolted and Veronica had to kill him.

And I think TWST do have its own fairytale, Enchanted is one of them like "omg what if magic doesn't exists and someone from our world goes there!"

Riddle Rosehearts : Legally Blonde

I feel like he was forced to 'catch up' on pop culture, Cater showed him ( this world's equivalent movie). Out of all the movies he was shown, he liked this one the most.

"So what what's you're favorite part?"

"I loved the fact she proved to everyone that she wasn't a bimbo. Like, seriously? Fashion merchandising is a business school, she wasn't taken seriously because of her greek fraternity? I'm sorry that pink is "too girly" to be taken seriously".

Leona Kingscholar : Heather's

He only watched it because he crashed moive night at Ramshackle. He actually stayed awake for the musical.

"I didn't take you for someone who liked musicals"

"I don't but this moive was enjoyable. You're not supposed to cheer for the cast but to see their flaws which I understand wanting to fit in"

"So you wanna see the live performance?"

"This is on Broadway?".

Azul Ashengrotto : Mean Girls

Azul wanted more guest to come into the lounge so he opened a moive night, Mean Girls was a popular request so popular it is played every Wednesday.

"You know what Azul, you remind me of the mean girls group"

"How so?"

"Well, you're not a fashion statement but you, Jada, and Floyd are kinda of the "It" group. As in "don't fuck with us".

Kalim Al-Asim : Enchanted

Kalim has forced everyone who befriends him to watch this movie, he is obsessed with this type of romance, the very naive and the smitten serious type.

"Oh Yuu! My favorite scene is obviously the dancing in the city!"

"Aww that's so cute Kalim!"

"Yeah! I love this moive! My parents funded the company to make a second one!"

"Oh... Kalim that's .. precious"

Vil Schoenheit : Crazy Rich Asains

This is definitely Vil's favorite moive, like, we've both cried to it. Because for real best romance movie in decades.

"Vil why are you crying?"

"Shut up, you're crying too! I wished I had someone who didn't care about my appearance or my background. I wish I had someone who stood by my side untill the curtain fell"

"STOPPPP YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY MORE".

Idia Shroud : A Slient Voice

I couldn't think of a live-action Idia would genuinely liked, but this counts. Anyways, we had to show him this movie.

"Idia STOP CRYING ON ME!"

"but he... and she....AHHH"

"You know this is rumored to be based off a true story but the guy actually died"

"ahhHHHHHH"

Malleus Draconia : Twilight

You wanted to try and binge watch this entire franchise with the gang one night for a goof, you happened to see Malleus outside and invited him to watch with the gang. To say he was very very interested in this series was a understatement.

"Child of man, explain to me this. Why is she choose the guy who wants nothing to do with her but stalks her?"

"Malleus, I couldn't tell you but don't be an obsessive dick who tries to have an off and on relationship. That's toxic".

"I think I see, but can you explain why the grown man imprints on a literal baby?"

"I cannot tell you".

For those who haven't gotten wind of this yet: Twst announced that Book 7 will be different from the other books in terms of delivery.

The JP players are theorizing 2 possibilities:

The entire story will be retold in Malleus' POV. A popular theory is that he's been repeatedly rewinding time (not necessarily time, maybe even hopping universes) and is actively looking for a "perfect happy ending."

There will be a route split. Since the mirror has been hinting that Yuu is actually pretty evil, I'm thinking there's a possibility to go against or to be Malleus' ally in whatever the hell he's trying to achieve. Maybe Yuu's even in on the whole rewind thing because they don't want to go home or also don't want their life at NRC to end.

Personally I just want the option to stay with malmal even after graduation LOL. He'll be my happy ending for real. 🥹 Baby everyone might come and go in your life, but I'll be the one constant thing you can hold onto.

Imagine if Genshin Impact was a reality show.

Warnings(?): kinda modernized and slight ships? And a reference to stoners and being depressed

Xiao: "my dad decided to date someone who is a few years older than me, I'm pretty sure they also tried to kill him several times before. Fucking slut".

Zhongli: "Xiao, we don't use that language in this house sweetheart".

Xiao: "I wish mom was here".

Childe: "hey there champ!".

Xiao: "kill yourself".

....

Venti: "now I know it is the holidays so that just means I have an excuse to drink more".

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Keaya: "three things I love about the holidays, 1. I can drink with family and friends, 2. I get things, and 3. I get to start drama and it is excused".

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Scaramouche: "I don't mean to sound like a bitch but this food taste like shit"

Ei: "Excuse me?"

Scaramouche: "oh suddenly we aren't taking constructive criticism? Oh let's make fun of Scaramouche for joining a cult but let's not help him! In fact let's abandon him!"

*slams door*

Yae *drunk*: "heh, I remember being 500 years old, teenagers. Am I right?"

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Aether:" and then he tells me that they are just roommates but like who lives in a one-bedroom house with a roommate?"

Cyno: "someone who doesn't like their business in others people's mouths".

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Kazuha: "mushrooms? Not that I'm one to judge for someone's intakes"

Tighnari: "oh please, this is more better than that dreadful Naku Weed. You didn't even bother bringing any drinks!"

Kazuha: "not my fault that you took a big hit"

Scaramouche: "what are you stoners doing?"

Kazuha: "trying not to be depressed".

Things my brother and I have said to eachother other that remind me of Floyd and Jade.

F. Is Floyd J. Is Jade

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F. "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THESE JALAPEÑOS POPPERS AIN'T SHIT. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE? THESE ARENT EVEN JALAPEÑOS, ITS TOO FUCKING SWEET. Now my fucking room smells like organic chicken".

♤

F. *blood gushing everywhere* "So my boss told me to take out my piercings for work and I can't put back in. Can you re-pierce it?".

J. "Um sure".

(One hour later)

J. "I'm sorry but I think I created a new hole.....".

J. "Why are you giving yourself a piercing?"

F. "Because I can"

J. "But when I give myself a tattoo, I get judged and you make fun of me"

F. "Um ... yeah"

♡

J. "I just want to watch White Chicks, eat Taco Bell and cry, ".

F. "Sounds like a good Friday night,".

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J. *wakes up at two in the morning* um, why are you on my computer?"

F. "I wanted to play Roblox Bingo, silly".

This was kinda rushed. But whatever, please send in request!

since I've not been writing, have these lil guys