I'm Liking Having A Mental Breakdown And Stuffing My Fatass With Popeyes Anyways Here Is...

I'm liking having a mental breakdown and stuffing my fatass with popeyes anyways here is...

Chick Flicks that I think the Dorm Leaders have a guilty pleasure for.

Do to that this a different world everything that is popular reference is going to be different! I don't think TWST world has guns or bombs?? So Legally Blonds JFK reference could refer to a King in Port o' Bliss (since Sam is from there, which is a reference to New Orleans). Heather's reference to the Vietnam War could be an overbolt war between kingdoms (obviously for the very very wrong reasons) and JD could've overbolted and Veronica had to kill him.

And I think TWST do have its own fairytale, Enchanted is one of them like "omg what if magic doesn't exists and someone from our world goes there!"

Riddle Rosehearts : Legally Blonde

I feel like he was forced to 'catch up' on pop culture, Cater showed him ( this world's equivalent movie). Out of all the movies he was shown, he liked this one the most.

"So what what's you're favorite part?"

"I loved the fact she proved to everyone that she wasn't a bimbo. Like, seriously? Fashion merchandising is a business school, she wasn't taken seriously because of her greek fraternity? I'm sorry that pink is "too girly" to be taken seriously".

Leona Kingscholar : Heather's

He only watched it because he crashed moive night at Ramshackle. He actually stayed awake for the musical.

"I didn't take you for someone who liked musicals"

"I don't but this moive was enjoyable. You're not supposed to cheer for the cast but to see their flaws which I understand wanting to fit in"

"So you wanna see the live performance?"

"This is on Broadway?".

Azul Ashengrotto : Mean Girls

Azul wanted more guest to come into the lounge so he opened a moive night, Mean Girls was a popular request so popular it is played every Wednesday.

"You know what Azul, you remind me of the mean girls group"

"How so?"

"Well, you're not a fashion statement but you, Jada, and Floyd are kinda of the "It" group. As in "don't fuck with us".

Kalim Al-Asim : Enchanted

Kalim has forced everyone who befriends him to watch this movie, he is obsessed with this type of romance, the very naive and the smitten serious type.

"Oh Yuu! My favorite scene is obviously the dancing in the city!"

"Aww that's so cute Kalim!"

"Yeah! I love this moive! My parents funded the company to make a second one!"

"Oh... Kalim that's .. precious"

Vil Schoenheit : Crazy Rich Asains

This is definitely Vil's favorite moive, like, we've both cried to it. Because for real best romance movie in decades.

"Vil why are you crying?"

"Shut up, you're crying too! I wished I had someone who didn't care about my appearance or my background. I wish I had someone who stood by my side untill the curtain fell"

"STOPPPP YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY MORE".

Idia Shroud : A Slient Voice

I couldn't think of a live-action Idia would genuinely liked, but this counts. Anyways, we had to show him this movie.

"Idia STOP CRYING ON ME!"

"but he... and she....AHHH"

"You know this is rumored to be based off a true story but the guy actually died"

"ahhHHHHHH"

Malleus Draconia : Twilight

You wanted to try and binge watch this entire franchise with the gang one night for a goof, you happened to see Malleus outside and invited him to watch with the gang. To say he was very very interested in this series was a understatement.

"Child of man, explain to me this. Why is she choose the guy who wants nothing to do with her but stalks her?"

"Malleus, I couldn't tell you but don't be an obsessive dick who tries to have an off and on relationship. That's toxic".

"I think I see, but can you explain why the grown man imprints on a literal baby?"

"I cannot tell you".

I Want to be just like Him.

WARNING: Probably angst, angst, and cringe.

Y/N, MC, You = Yuu

Vil is eight and Yuu is four.

Yuu watched Vil on the every large commercial set, Yuu was starstruck. They watched their brother be a different person, like they magically changed into a different persona.

"LUNCH!"

Then that persona was flipped, Yuu saw Vill smirk as he skipped to their dad. "Dad, did you see me?"

Their dad was also an actor, went by the stage name 'Eric Venue', Their dad looked at Vill and smiled, "Yes I did little star!". Their dad twirled Vil around, Vil happily smiling for catching his dad's eye once again.

As their father and Vil bickered about the small script and 'boring', Yuu walked onto the set, memorized by the lights. Where their dad and Vil stood, the little four-year-old couldn't see them. It was like looking into a void.

"YUU, come on hun, get down from there!". Yuu rushed down and ran to their father, gripping their legs. "Sorry, dad". Yuu face flushed.

Their father petted their head, looking down at Vil, "Vil, why don't you get something from the buffet? Lunch will be over soon".

"Okay! But if they don't have anything I like I won't be eating!".

Yuu was in deep thought, "Yuu?".

They looked up to their father, a smile was laid across his face. "I know that look hun, what's on your mind?".

Yuu looked at their brother, who was smiling and chatting away with the other cast members. All of them looked at him with enchantment, like they wanted to be around Vil as long as possible.

"I want to be like big brother".

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Their father was able to pull some strings and get Yuu in the same beauty pageant as Vil. The show was in a few days and Vil was trying to 'coach them'. Their dad was always busy, so he trusted Vil to be a good big brother and help little Yuu out.

"NO YUU, not like that". Yuu had been stopped for the millionth time. "Yuu, you aren't supposed to walk like that! It will cost you to lose points. But we know that you aren't going to win because I am winning but we still need to make sure that you'll be right behind me". Yuu knew that they would never be exactly like their brother, but they wanted to be right beside him. They didn't want to stay home by themselves with a nanny anymore while their brother and father got to go out and see the world and be a family.

"Now, let's try again!" Yuu tried again, and again. Anything for their brother.

Pageant day came faster than little Yuu realized, the next thing they knew they were in deep, dark, purple, sparkly clothing. Behind the curtain, Yuu and Vill stood tall, their was chatter between all the contestants, some of them where giving Yuu and Vil glares while other were enchanted by Vil.

"Now Yuu, don't be discouraged when you lose points, keep your head high, and what do you remember?"

"Be number two, because Vil is one! And smile for the camera!". Yuu felt happy, they were smiling. They were finally going to be on stage with their brother.

Vill smiled brightly, "Good!".

Vil walked out stage first, and they wowed the crowd with his confidence. Yuu saw that different person again. The ego Vil played, it was truly memorizing. Their father was out in the crowd somewhere, probably talking to another producer or manager, a new gig or promo. But Yuu knew that their father was always looking, always giving his attention towards Vil.

Vil came back to the curtain and 'turn off' the persona and smiled at Yuu, "Come! Come! You're next!". Vil rushed Yuu onto the walkway, as Yuu was pushed onto the stage; the similar blinding light they saw on that set, the endless void was scaring them this time.

Yuu was stumbling as they walked, they looked at the crowds with nervous eyes, when they heard a camera flash their muscle memory kicked and look into the camera and gave a smile.

'The sooner I get off the stage, the sooner I can see big brother'!

As Yuu skipped toward the end of the stage, they stood beside Vil. "Did you see me? Big brother, did you see me?!". Vil looked down at them and sighed, "Yes, I did. You did great".

Soon the two were joined by the other competitors on the stage, in a single line. They stood by each other, as the names were listed.

"Finally, for the moment these young contents have been waited for, this year's 20XX pageant award goes to- "

Yuu noticed that Vil took a small step forward with a smile on his face, it was a different smile.

"YUU SCHOENHEIT!"

All Yuu heard was ringing, the crowd was clapping, there were cameras flashing, and apparently, a crown was placed on their head. Yuu looked behind them and Vil was staring at the floor, his fist closed and shaking.

After everything calmed down, everyone left, Yuu sulking walked toward their father and Vil. Vil had their arms closed, kicking their feet as they listen to their father and talked about Yuu to a manager.

"There's my little winner!", Yuu was picked up by their father and twirled around. Yuu just looked at Vil, it felt awkward. Yuu didn't feel happy, they felt excited that they did so well and did what their brother told them to do but they felt unhappy at the same time.

As the three walked to the car, Yuu stopped and looked at Vil. "Hey Vil......did you see me? Did I do okay?".

Vill stopped and turned around, with a disgusted looked, "Yeah. I saw you". Those words felt like poison, it gave them a shutter. Their face dropped and they felt sick.

☆

After that Yuu turned down every opportunity to be in the spotlight, they felt like they had ruined and hurt Vil and they never wanted to do that again, they didn't want to make their big brother angry. They felt like they didn't deserve it.

All they wanted was to be like them. To be seen.

Sorry this was kinda bad, the old was was accidentally deleted as I was writing so I had to re write the entire thing and try to get over writers block.

I hoped some of yall enjoyed! Please follow and like!

Authors Note:

Um I thought I posted this months ago. Sorry if it's kinda typical this was the first story that I wrote and didn't post apparently? Anyways I could make a part two if it does well! Thank you guys again

How Obey Me Charaters would react to you mispronouncing their names.

Reader is Gender Neutral of course.

Lucifer:

"I can see that you have been paying attention in class, look no more. You and Mammon are going to be spending the entire night separated and focus on your school work untill you can speak Hebrew"

He doesn't even give you the correct pronunciation, he wants you to learn by yourself. Like when your parents are helping you with math homework.

Mammon:

"Tf did you just call me? Nah nah nah, listen it is pronounced ma•muhn or ma•mon, you can just be screwing around like that. You could summon a demon like that".

You two spent the whole night trying to learn how to pronounce his name correctly, which ended up with him just teaching you demonic language because "your language is difficult".

Leviathan

"Um, I didn't know that we are on a first-name basis... this is awkward. Please just call me Levi, no point in trying if you're going to say it wrong. It's also pronounced, luh•vai•uh•thn. Get it right normie"

He was really jealous, this wasn't the MC moment he wanted with you, especially when you are first watching anime together, "oh you can pronounce (random anime character name) but not mine?"

Asmodeus

*smiles*

"Oh okay, (butchers Y/N)! Yeah it isn't that nice to be called the wrong name, especially if your going to be in MY ROOM ON MY BED. Anyways, it's pronounced, As•Mo•Dee•Us".

He would never let this go, "sorry what was that I thought my name was "Assmadayus"". He is a fucking bitch.

Satan

"I see you are failing your studies in Hebrew and Latin, seriously, did your species just decided to stop speaking universal languages? Not everyone speaks English you know. Sound it out with me, Say•tin"

You two didn't talk for a week, he wanted an apology, like, he wasn't letting that shit go.

Beelzebub

"Huh what?"

He genuinely didn't noticed, it wasn't untill Bephine pointed it out.

"Oh, it is actually pronounced Bee•El•Zuh•Buhb. It's okay I understand your some of your species got rid of some of the ways you pronounced things"

Belphegor

"Please don't even try, I don't even go by that. It's kinda the equivalent of your parents calling you by your middle name. If you really want to know it is, Bel•Fuh•Gor".

Bruh didn't even care, y'all went back to sleep.

Hey guys I really enjoyed writing these for y'all, especially with all the new free time I have! (Lost my job!)

Anyways since I am not busy you can ask or request anything!

Fandom I will write for,

Obey me

Twisted Wonderland

BHNA

Chainsaw man

JOJO Bizarre Adventure

Omegaverse

Genshin Impact.

Imagine Yuu/Name getting isekai'd back into Twisted Wonderland.

After the amazing year long adventure, (Name) must return home. After saying goodbyes they step forward into the mirror, they are greeted by their world in a hospital bed.

'What the hell', (Name) scratched their head.

"Oh, you're awake!"

The nurse walked up to them and started messing with the machine next to them.

(Name) looked at the nurse, " Um, can I call my family?".

"Oh! Of course! Let us check your vitals first!".

(Name) felt like crying out of pure joy, they were going to see their family and friends again. After what they thought was a year was only 6 months in the real world.

(Names)'s family filled the room, hugs were past around. Laughter and crying was heard all around.

"Yeah, (Name) the doctor said it was the worst cast of insomnia he has seen! You had to be put in a medically induce coma to sleep!"

"No more staying up so late for school or anything, this year let's focus on your mental health!"

(Name) smiled, "Of course mom and dad!"

"(Name) why are you crying?"

"I missed you guys so much". (Name) smiled fondly at their family.

As (Name)'s parents filled out discharge papers, (Name) was wheeled to their families car.

"Um hey? Nurse? Are you sure it's okay to leave me here?".

"Oh yeah! Your family is just to be out! Plus these wheels are locked so you'll be fine".

●

"Shhhh, hey hey now. Shhhh, let's not cry buddy".

'Am crying?'

(Name) looked around, everything was so glossy, only being able to see inches in front of them. But then again it was raining.

"Who would abandoned a baby here?"

"A MONSTER THATS WHO"

"Sebek shh! You're going to scare it"

'Wait....Sebek'

(Name) felt their whole body being lifted, their body being held close to... SILVER?!

(Name) started wailing, "hey buddy. Shhh, it's okay! Look what you did Sebek you got the baby crying!".

'I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME AS A BABY?!'.

Sorry! This was rushed! I do intend to make a longer part two exploring more but I couldn't get the thought of Yuu getting back home just to get hit by truck-sama and get returned like an Amazon packaged. Thank you guys! Also I know that you can't be hospitalized just for insomnia.

Board/Card games that are probably banned from the dorms.

Heartslabyul:

Scrabble

Riddle would make the game where you have to use the old dictionary, you can't use slang. Which causes alot of arguments.

"What do you mean I can use the world milf?"

"IT IS NOT A REAL WORD!"

"Oh? It's suddenly not a word then? But I'm not allowed to say it around your mom? Tell me what is a real word because the word you just put down, what was it? 'Punctual'? That doesn't sound like a real word. I've never seen it".

Savanaclaw:

Life, UNO, Bullshit, Sorry!, Poker

Life because it makes everyone who plays it miserable, everyone knows why UNO isn't allowed but bullshit because Leona can't stand it. Everyone has a great poker face and no one can stand the arguments.

"Ruggie, did you just say three fours? "

"Yes"

"But you played two fours last round?"

"Maybe"

...

...

"Bullshit"

Ruggie did infact played three fours, so leona ended up with the whole deck and lost. He has banned the game.

Octavinelle:

Monopoly, Poker, Blackjack

Fun fact it was Azul who banned this game himself, he hated losing.

"Floyd you can not buy that property"

"Why?"

"Well because"

"I have 500 dollars, the lot is 500. I can buy it"

"YOU ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THE BOARD"

"It's just a game"

Scarabia:

Mancala, DND, Clue

DND is banned because is stresses Jamil out too much, he is the only one keeping track of everyone's character sheets, and the campaign.

"WAIT I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER IN THE BACKSTORY!"

"Kalim... this is the fifth time we've stopped the game for you to change your character sheet..."

"Well, I just forgot to write something down?"

"Are you cheating?"

"No?"

"Kalim are you trying to change your characteristics so you can beat the next coming boss? Because it doesn't work like that. Also don't say "what boss" I saw you yesterday peaking at the campaign sheet".

Pomefiore:

Clue, Go, Mahjong

Clue is banned because Rook insisted one night to have everyone acted it out. Kinda like hosting your own Murder Mystery.

The game had to be stopped so many times because "someone wasn't acting the right way" ans there was confusion between everyone, it ended in an argument between everyone and everyone claiming that there was someone cheating.

"Epel your southern accent is ruining the theme of the game"

"I don't think my accent is the problem here, why is Rook speaking in complete French? How are we supposed to be understanding the game if the host is only speaking French?"

"Well maybe if you took the French lessons I told you to take, we wouldn't be in this mess"

Ignihyde:

Cards Agaisnt Humanity, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Is banned because Idia will try to say everytime he is close to losing that the opponent card is invalid some how or agaisnt the rules because "he didn't summon it right".

"You just cheated,"

"Um how"

"Ortho do a play back play"

"He cheated! He put a card in a deck while no one else was looking! Also his cards are fake"

Diasomnia

Risk, War, Scrabble, Poker, Crazy Eights, Monopoly.

Most of these games are bammed because the group played them for y e a r s also Sebek purposely loses to let Malleus win.

Like, Malleus and Lilia played Monopoly for six years straight.

"Father, can we please just end the game? I don't want to keep seeing Sebeck purposely loses territory to Malleus"

"Sebek, is this true? Do you not have faith that I will win?"

"NO SIR THAT ISNT IT, AM JUST TERRIBLE AT RISK"

"Oh that's for sure, you only have three men left. If anything I am wining ~fufu".

Ramshackle:

Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, UNO

Grim can't count and cheats in every game they have.

"Grim, we just saw you drop cards onto the ground"

"WHAT? I wouldn't never cheat henchmen!"

So like, what part of Mallues birth celebrated? He is royalty so like did he get the circle of life treatment?

So was it after his mom gave birth to him as an egg? And (he) the egg was shown to the kingdom.

Or

After he hatched he was shown to the kingdom.

I also imagine that his shown off was very eventful, if I remember correctly Fae have a hard time reproducing (which is why they steal children). So what if they did both, like

"here is the egg!" *cheers* .

"here is the boy!" *bigger cheers*.

Idk I'm sick rn and like almost delirious.