I'm Liking Having A Mental Breakdown And Stuffing My Fatass With Popeyes Anyways Here Is...

I'm liking having a mental breakdown and stuffing my fatass with popeyes anyways here is...

Chick Flicks that I think the Dorm Leaders have a guilty pleasure for.

Do to that this a different world everything that is popular reference is going to be different! I don't think TWST world has guns or bombs?? So Legally Blonds JFK reference could refer to a King in Port o' Bliss (since Sam is from there, which is a reference to New Orleans). Heather's reference to the Vietnam War could be an overbolt war between kingdoms (obviously for the very very wrong reasons) and JD could've overbolted and Veronica had to kill him.

And I think TWST do have its own fairytale, Enchanted is one of them like "omg what if magic doesn't exists and someone from our world goes there!"

Riddle Rosehearts : Legally Blonde

I feel like he was forced to 'catch up' on pop culture, Cater showed him ( this world's equivalent movie). Out of all the movies he was shown, he liked this one the most.

"So what what's you're favorite part?"

"I loved the fact she proved to everyone that she wasn't a bimbo. Like, seriously? Fashion merchandising is a business school, she wasn't taken seriously because of her greek fraternity? I'm sorry that pink is "too girly" to be taken seriously".

Leona Kingscholar : Heather's

He only watched it because he crashed moive night at Ramshackle. He actually stayed awake for the musical.

"I didn't take you for someone who liked musicals"

"I don't but this moive was enjoyable. You're not supposed to cheer for the cast but to see their flaws which I understand wanting to fit in"

"So you wanna see the live performance?"

"This is on Broadway?".

Azul Ashengrotto : Mean Girls

Azul wanted more guest to come into the lounge so he opened a moive night, Mean Girls was a popular request so popular it is played every Wednesday.

"You know what Azul, you remind me of the mean girls group"

"How so?"

"Well, you're not a fashion statement but you, Jada, and Floyd are kinda of the "It" group. As in "don't fuck with us".

Kalim Al-Asim : Enchanted

Kalim has forced everyone who befriends him to watch this movie, he is obsessed with this type of romance, the very naive and the smitten serious type.

"Oh Yuu! My favorite scene is obviously the dancing in the city!"

"Aww that's so cute Kalim!"

"Yeah! I love this moive! My parents funded the company to make a second one!"

"Oh... Kalim that's .. precious"

Vil Schoenheit : Crazy Rich Asains

This is definitely Vil's favorite moive, like, we've both cried to it. Because for real best romance movie in decades.

"Vil why are you crying?"

"Shut up, you're crying too! I wished I had someone who didn't care about my appearance or my background. I wish I had someone who stood by my side untill the curtain fell"

"STOPPPP YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY MORE".

Idia Shroud : A Slient Voice

I couldn't think of a live-action Idia would genuinely liked, but this counts. Anyways, we had to show him this movie.

"Idia STOP CRYING ON ME!"

"but he... and she....AHHH"

"You know this is rumored to be based off a true story but the guy actually died"

"ahhHHHHHH"

Malleus Draconia : Twilight

You wanted to try and binge watch this entire franchise with the gang one night for a goof, you happened to see Malleus outside and invited him to watch with the gang. To say he was very very interested in this series was a understatement.

"Child of man, explain to me this. Why is she choose the guy who wants nothing to do with her but stalks her?"

"Malleus, I couldn't tell you but don't be an obsessive dick who tries to have an off and on relationship. That's toxic".

"I think I see, but can you explain why the grown man imprints on a literal baby?"

"I cannot tell you".

Fast food jobs I think Dorm Leaders have worked.

I'm at work so I thought of this while making food, but send in request!

Riddle Rosehearts : Dairy Queen and Trey's family Bakery.

I feel like after his overbolt he wanted to explore and experience things he couldn't before. So he got a job to try things out.

"Riddle how was Dairy Queen?"

"It was alright for a first job, I hated making blizzards though".

"Yeah when Riddle came to work at the bakery, his muscle memory was the worst".

"How so?".

"Let's say when he was making milkshakes for customers he was flip them upside-down".

Leona Kingscholar : Waffle House

During his teenage angst years he was badmouthinh servants and food workers, so his mom has enough and decided to get him a job so he will understand how hard it is being a worker.

"Leona?"

"..."

"You know that stigma around waffle house? The fights? Let's just say he ran a fight club!".

"WHAT"

"Ruggie cut the shit, I didn't start them, but I did finish them".

Azul Ashengrotto : Family Restaurant

Since it is said his family owns their own restaurant, I can imagine him as a child coming from school and doing his homework in the corner of the restaurant and when he got older (old enough not to break child labor laws ) he worked as a host/server or dishwasher.

"How do you feel about tipping Azul?"

"Well my family pays our workers above minimum wage in the Atlantic, so tipping isn't necessarily but it is seen as a complement".

"PSST Yuu/Name, people tip there more because there's rumors that their family works with the mafia"

"Floyd, stop."

Kalim Al-Asim : Sonic

He saw an ad where the employees got to Rollerblade to cars to being food. He begged for weeks just to have a job. His family complied but he was only allowed to do it for a week with Jamil's help.

"Yeah! It was super fun!! But I wasn't allowed to rollarskate, they said 'we don't do that anymore'. So Jamil took me to Roller-Rink after work!"

"He would pout everytime we passed it on the way home...."

Vil Schoenheit : Starbucks

A video circled around of a blond Karen who looked kinda like Vil (maybe or maybe not it was him, PR teams worked hard) bitching about her Chai latte not being hot. So Vil decided to work at Starbucks for two weeks just to bring up his reputation and "be humbled".

"Did you enjoy it?"

"Kinda, it was a nice experience but so many people came in asking just for autographs to the point where the manager had to put a sign up saying if you bought 20 dollars worth of food or drinks they get a free autograph".

"So we're you the karen?"

"... listen we all have our bad days, but now I get free Starbucks for life. Now what do you want to drink?".

Idia Shroud : McDonald's

Remember when BTS meal was available at McDonald's and workers got shirts are started selling them for hundreds of dollars? I feel like Idia would do the same thing for like a game collaboration or a popular idol group. Literally only applies for the merch.

"Did you enjoy working there?"

"No. The social interaction was awful, people are so fucking rude. I'm sorry that I misheard you when you said you want a fucking mcnugget".

"Damn, salty much?"

"You know how many rude customers got spit in their food? Alot. That's why I will never eat there again" *shivers*

"Welp atleast you got this cool shirt".

Malleus Draconia : None.

I'm sorry but I can not see this man working a day in his life unless he was told to do the dishes as a punishment, but even then he didn't finish doing them because Lilia felt bad

"Child of Man, I don't understand why you have to leave to work".

"Some of us aren't from old money or have a whole ass castle decaded to their "hoard"".

"I don't like your attitude".

Board/Card games that are probably banned from the dorms.

Heartslabyul:

Scrabble

Riddle would make the game where you have to use the old dictionary, you can't use slang. Which causes alot of arguments.

"What do you mean I can use the world milf?"

"IT IS NOT A REAL WORD!"

"Oh? It's suddenly not a word then? But I'm not allowed to say it around your mom? Tell me what is a real word because the word you just put down, what was it? 'Punctual'? That doesn't sound like a real word. I've never seen it".

Savanaclaw:

Life, UNO, Bullshit, Sorry!, Poker

Life because it makes everyone who plays it miserable, everyone knows why UNO isn't allowed but bullshit because Leona can't stand it. Everyone has a great poker face and no one can stand the arguments.

"Ruggie, did you just say three fours? "

"Yes"

"But you played two fours last round?"

"Maybe"

...

...

"Bullshit"

Ruggie did infact played three fours, so leona ended up with the whole deck and lost. He has banned the game.

Octavinelle:

Monopoly, Poker, Blackjack

Fun fact it was Azul who banned this game himself, he hated losing.

"Floyd you can not buy that property"

"Why?"

"Well because"

"I have 500 dollars, the lot is 500. I can buy it"

"YOU ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THE BOARD"

"It's just a game"

Scarabia:

Mancala, DND, Clue

DND is banned because is stresses Jamil out too much, he is the only one keeping track of everyone's character sheets, and the campaign.

"WAIT I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER IN THE BACKSTORY!"

"Kalim... this is the fifth time we've stopped the game for you to change your character sheet..."

"Well, I just forgot to write something down?"

"Are you cheating?"

"No?"

"Kalim are you trying to change your characteristics so you can beat the next coming boss? Because it doesn't work like that. Also don't say "what boss" I saw you yesterday peaking at the campaign sheet".

Pomefiore:

Clue, Go, Mahjong

Clue is banned because Rook insisted one night to have everyone acted it out. Kinda like hosting your own Murder Mystery.

The game had to be stopped so many times because "someone wasn't acting the right way" ans there was confusion between everyone, it ended in an argument between everyone and everyone claiming that there was someone cheating.

"Epel your southern accent is ruining the theme of the game"

"I don't think my accent is the problem here, why is Rook speaking in complete French? How are we supposed to be understanding the game if the host is only speaking French?"

"Well maybe if you took the French lessons I told you to take, we wouldn't be in this mess"

Ignihyde:

Cards Agaisnt Humanity, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Is banned because Idia will try to say everytime he is close to losing that the opponent card is invalid some how or agaisnt the rules because "he didn't summon it right".

"You just cheated,"

"Um how"

"Ortho do a play back play"

"He cheated! He put a card in a deck while no one else was looking! Also his cards are fake"

Diasomnia

Risk, War, Scrabble, Poker, Crazy Eights, Monopoly.

Most of these games are bammed because the group played them for y e a r s also Sebek purposely loses to let Malleus win.

Like, Malleus and Lilia played Monopoly for six years straight.

"Father, can we please just end the game? I don't want to keep seeing Sebeck purposely loses territory to Malleus"

"Sebek, is this true? Do you not have faith that I will win?"

"NO SIR THAT ISNT IT, AM JUST TERRIBLE AT RISK"

"Oh that's for sure, you only have three men left. If anything I am wining ~fufu".

Ramshackle:

Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, UNO

Grim can't count and cheats in every game they have.

"Grim, we just saw you drop cards onto the ground"

"WHAT? I wouldn't never cheat henchmen!"

Things my brother and I have said to eachother other that remind me of Floyd and Jade.

F. Is Floyd J. Is Jade

♧

F. "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THESE JALAPEÑOS POPPERS AIN'T SHIT. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE? THESE ARENT EVEN JALAPEÑOS, ITS TOO FUCKING SWEET. Now my fucking room smells like organic chicken".

♤

F. *blood gushing everywhere* "So my boss told me to take out my piercings for work and I can't put back in. Can you re-pierce it?".

J. "Um sure".

(One hour later)

J. "I'm sorry but I think I created a new hole.....".

J. "Why are you giving yourself a piercing?"

F. "Because I can"

J. "But when I give myself a tattoo, I get judged and you make fun of me"

F. "Um ... yeah"

♡

J. "I just want to watch White Chicks, eat Taco Bell and cry, ".

F. "Sounds like a good Friday night,".

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J. *wakes up at two in the morning* um, why are you on my computer?"

F. "I wanted to play Roblox Bingo, silly".

This was kinda rushed. But whatever, please send in request!

I was in the middle of write and Tumblr had to refresh and I just lost everything 😭

I don't want to be like Him.

MC/Y/N= Yuu. Yuu is 14 and Vil is his original age (18). THIS PLATONIC! Y'ALL ARE SIBLINGS!

Warnings: just angst and Yuu having a panic attacks and anxiety. Also everyone is kinda a dick.

Part one

"Dad do I really have to go?", Yuu looked nervous, shaking almost.

"Hm? What was that? You're breaking up".

Yuu sigh, it has been almost a year since they last saw their dad, nearly two since they last saw their older brother Vil. Their dad has been traveling around the world to "find their muse".

"Dad are we sure I have to go to THIS school? I think there is plenty of schools at home". Yuu looked out the window, a tall building that looked almost like an airport but instead was for mirrors, leading around the world.

"Nonsense! You and Vil deserve the best schools, Your grades also prove so! Plus since you didn't want to go RSA, so this is the only option left".

"But couldn't I have gone to NBC?".

Yuu's door opened, "Master Yuu? It is time to go".

"No. Besides wouldn't you want to be closer to where your brother is?".

Yuu heard yelling on the other side of the phone, "Listen, Yuu. You'll be fine, if school is that bad we'll discuss the next step during winter break. I love you, dear".

Yuu sighed, "Love you too dad".

Yuu hung up the phone, stepping outside, there were a lot of people heading towards the building. Some people are saying goodbye to loved ones.

"Master Yuu, here is your ticket with the mirror information. Your bags should already be in your chosen dorm".

"Thank you, Willaim, please take care".

"Oh I will, I think I will miss your helpfulness at the manor. It will be quiet again".

The two said their goodbyes, and Yuu walked into the building.

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Yuu looked down at the ticket, Gate D4. Luckily Yuu was parked at the entrance of gate C. Yuu walked around, then finally arrived at gate D4. There was a line in the mirror, probably students returning to NRC. Vil was perhaps in the school awaiting the entrance ceremony.

"Hello! new students and returning students of Night Raven College! We ask all new students to wear these robes before entering the mirror. If you are a returning student please come forward, please follow your dorm dress code before entering the mirror".

Yuu didn't think about the dorms, Yuu looked back at the ticket, no mention of what dorm they were in, nor did the robe gave a hint. Whatever their dorm is, they want it far away from Vil as possible.

The only people that were left in the mirror hall were all the freshmen, as Yuu rushed to pull the robe over their clothing.

"Okay freshman! Due to policy, your destination will be different from the returning students. We asked that everyone go into the mirror one at a time so the mirror accidentally put two people in one coffin".

'What. The. Fuck. Did she just say coffin? Nope. I knew this was a bad idea.' Yuu's thoughts were being swarmed with anxiety, their thoughts being louder than the yelling behind them.

Yuu stopped in front of the mirror, 'Yuu, you can do this. It is just a small space for a few minutes. You can -"

"HEY SOMEONE STOP THAT CAT!".

"Huh?" As Yuu turned around, they were pushed into the mirror with something holding their chest.

Then everything went dark.

Yuu's eyes shot open, and a great burst of blue flames surrounded them. "Okay! NOW HUMAN! Give me your robes!"

"A...talking cat?". The said cat jumped on top of their chest and started pulling on the robe, "Listen to me! Give me the damn robe!".

Yuu took a deep breath, "Now I hate animal abuse, but I am sorry". Yuu picked up the cat by the scruff and tossed it away from them. Yuu made a dash towards the nearest exit.

"HEY WAIT FOR ME!".

The cat jumped onto Yuu's leg, tripping them both down the stairs.

"Now what do we have here?". Yuu looked up and saw a 'plague doctor?'.

"Ah. Um, I an explain this..."

"I hope so, late for orientation and bring an untrained familiar? I do say this isn't a good start to the school year".

Yuu stood up and dusted themselves off, pulling the cat by the scruff, "This isn't mine".

"HEY! LET ME GO!",. The cat squirmed and tried to claw Yuu's hands.

"Is that so? Then what are you? Who owns you?". The man looked closer at the cat.

"I HAVE NO MASTER I AM THE GREAT GRIM!".

"Ah. I see" The man took 'Grim' out of Yuu's hand and covered the cat's mouth.

"Oh, um sir? I think I am lost?". Yuu felt like dying on the spot, this isn't looking good, luckily no one else was around to witness their embarrassment.

'So much as staying invisible this year'.

"Oh, I do know. When I realized there was a student missing from their seat. We wouldn't want to lose such an important student, right young Schoenhiet?". The older man smiled down at them, ignoring the feral cat that was swinging from his hand.

Yuu sighed, "No sir".

"Great! Now let us get back into the Hall of Mirrors! We do have an audience waiting. Now what to do with you?". He looked down at Grim.

As they walked to the Hall, the man introduced himself as Headmage 'Crowley', he wouldn't stop talking about how great it was to have another donation (from appernlty from their father) given to the school.

When they finally arrived, the three was greeted by a huge door. There were soft noises behind the door, 'this is it, you are going to see him after no contact for two years. It's fine he probably doesn't remember what you even look like. It's going to be fine'

Yuu felt like they couldn't breathe, they were late, and that means all eyes will be on them. Yuu moved the hood to cover their face more, hopefully, everyone will be busy to notice them slip in.

But headmage Crowley decided to slam the doors open, "I have found the missing student!".

'It's not fine'.

Yuu cringed, they felt eyes everywhere. "Now! Let us get your dorm assigned! The sooner the better!". Crowley pushed Yuu towards the mirror, the mirror with a dark green mask.

Yuu made a small and quick glance towards Vil, hoping their brother doesn't see them. Praying to whatever immortal deity saves them, and that they'll be assigned to any other dorm than his.

"State your name" The Dark mirror demanded.

'Well shit'.

"um.. Yuu Scoenhiet".

"Speak up!".

"Yuu Schoenhiet".

Yuu heard quiet murmurs behind them, Yuu looked around and their eyes met with Vil, who was staring them down.

Vil looked more mature, their flawless skin glowing in the dark room, the last time Yuu saw him, Yuu could barely remember what he lookrd like before. A shorter man, with a ugly haircut came up behind Vil and whispered something into his ear. Vil scuffed and walked away with the man following him.

"Yuu.... Your soul is...unclear".

Gasping filled the room, "There is nothing. No sound. Colorless. Shapeless. Nothing".

'Wow, there goes what is left of my self-esteem'.

"There is no dorm for this one".

'This is embarrassing someone please kill me now'.

The mirror disappeared, and the sound of people talking got louder.

"Young Yuu? Do you not possess magic?" Crowley asked nervously.

Yuu couldn't breathe, they felt their world crash around them.

The sound of heels clicking toward them echoed, "No. No They do not possess any form of magic".

A hand fell onto Yuu's shoulder, "What's wrong dear Yuu? You are shaking as a leaf" Vil smiled.

A short redhead made a small comment, "Then can you explain why they are even in this school?"

Vil rolled his eyes and smiled, "Everyone I would like you guys to meet my younger sibling. Yuu".

There was a lot of shouting between students, "If you two are siblings why don't you look alike?".

"Oh that is simple, Roi du Poison's father adopted Yuu as a baby, charity case". The same man as early came to Vil's side and smiled at Yuu.

"Headmage, Yuu is my responsibility. And I planned to take care of them until I graduate". Vil's hand started squeezing Yuu's shoulder.

"I am afraid not, all dorms are filled. I believe the only dorm that is available is Ramshackle". Crowley shoked his head. "We also have to deal with this...thing that Yuu brought".

Vil looked at the cat that was basically foaming at the mouth, pinching the bridge of his nose, "Yuu, were did you get this weasel?".

Yuu looked down at the floor, "Um, it's not mine".

"I AM NOT A WEASEL, I AM THE GREAT MAGE NAMED GRIM".

Vil sighed, "Yuu, you had to bring a feral rat? What would father's think if he finds out his child brought an animal to school, breaking the rules and it hasn't been a full day. Are you trying to embarrass the Schoenhiet name?"

"No of course not! I was pushed in the mirror with Grim". Yuu felt powerless, well obviously since they were the only magicless student.

"If I may step in here", everyone's eyes were on the small man? "Maybe this was a blessing? A magicless student with a magic talking cat? Headmage if I was you, I would just let them be one student. The cat and the human as one". His pink eyes staring Yuu down, but atleast he was smiling.

"NO NO! I WORK ALONE! I DON'T NEED A HENCHMAN"

'Why Me'.

Authors note:.

Here is awaited part two for everyone! I do apologize if this seems rushed but I felt the need to get the ideas written before I forget them! Thank you guys so much!