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Obey Me!

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How Obey Me Charaters would react to you mispronouncing their names.

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2 years ago

How Obey Me Charaters would react to you mispronouncing their names.

Reader is Gender Neutral of course.

Lucifer:

"I can see that you have been paying attention in class, look no more. You and Mammon are going to be spending the entire night separated and focus on your school work untill you can speak Hebrew"

He doesn't even give you the correct pronunciation, he wants you to learn by yourself. Like when your parents are helping you with math homework.

Mammon:

"Tf did you just call me? Nah nah nah, listen it is pronounced ma•muhn or ma•mon, you can just be screwing around like that. You could summon a demon like that".

You two spent the whole night trying to learn how to pronounce his name correctly, which ended up with him just teaching you demonic language because "your language is difficult".

Leviathan

"Um, I didn't know that we are on a first-name basis... this is awkward. Please just call me Levi, no point in trying if you're going to say it wrong. It's also pronounced, luh•vai•uh•thn. Get it right normie"

He was really jealous, this wasn't the MC moment he wanted with you, especially when you are first watching anime together, "oh you can pronounce (random anime character name) but not mine?"

Asmodeus

*smiles*

"Oh okay, (butchers Y/N)! Yeah it isn't that nice to be called the wrong name, especially if your going to be in MY ROOM ON MY BED. Anyways, it's pronounced, As•Mo•Dee•Us".

He would never let this go, "sorry what was that I thought my name was "Assmadayus"". He is a fucking bitch.

Satan

"I see you are failing your studies in Hebrew and Latin, seriously, did your species just decided to stop speaking universal languages? Not everyone speaks English you know. Sound it out with me, Say•tin"

You two didn't talk for a week, he wanted an apology, like, he wasn't letting that shit go.

Beelzebub

"Huh what?"

He genuinely didn't noticed, it wasn't untill Bephine pointed it out.

"Oh, it is actually pronounced Bee•El•Zuh•Buhb. It's okay I understand your some of your species got rid of some of the ways you pronounced things"

Belphegor

"Please don't even try, I don't even go by that. It's kinda the equivalent of your parents calling you by your middle name. If you really want to know it is, Bel•Fuh•Gor".

Bruh didn't even care, y'all went back to sleep.

Hey guys I really enjoyed writing these for y'all, especially with all the new free time I have! (Lost my job!)

Anyways since I am not busy you can ask or request anything!

Fandom I will write for,

Obey me

Twisted Wonderland

BHNA

Chainsaw man

JOJO Bizarre Adventure

Omegaverse

Genshin Impact.


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2 years ago

Imagine if Genshin Impact was a reality show.

Warnings(?): kinda modernized and slight ships? And a reference to stoners and being depressed

Xiao: "my dad decided to date someone who is a few years older than me, I'm pretty sure they also tried to kill him several times before. Fucking slut".

Zhongli: "Xiao, we don't use that language in this house sweetheart".

Xiao: "I wish mom was here".

Childe: "hey there champ!".

Xiao: "kill yourself".

....

Venti: "now I know it is the holidays so that just means I have an excuse to drink more".

....

Keaya: "three things I love about the holidays, 1. I can drink with family and friends, 2. I get things, and 3. I get to start drama and it is excused".

...

Scaramouche: "I don't mean to sound like a bitch but this food taste like shit"

Ei: "Excuse me?"

Scaramouche: "oh suddenly we aren't taking constructive criticism? Oh let's make fun of Scaramouche for joining a cult but let's not help him! In fact let's abandon him!"

*slams door*

Yae *drunk*: "heh, I remember being 500 years old, teenagers. Am I right?"

...

Aether:" and then he tells me that they are just roommates but like who lives in a one-bedroom house with a roommate?"

Cyno: "someone who doesn't like their business in others people's mouths".

...

Kazuha: "mushrooms? Not that I'm one to judge for someone's intakes"

Tighnari: "oh please, this is more better than that dreadful Naku Weed. You didn't even bother bringing any drinks!"

Kazuha: "not my fault that you took a big hit"

Scaramouche: "what are you stoners doing?"

Kazuha: "trying not to be depressed".


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2 years ago

Imagine Yuu/Name getting isekai'd back into Twisted Wonderland.

After the amazing year long adventure, (Name) must return home. After saying goodbyes they step forward into the mirror, they are greeted by their world in a hospital bed.

'What the hell', (Name) scratched their head.

"Oh, you're awake!"

The nurse walked up to them and started messing with the machine next to them.

(Name) looked at the nurse, " Um, can I call my family?".

"Oh! Of course! Let us check your vitals first!".

(Name) felt like crying out of pure joy, they were going to see their family and friends again. After what they thought was a year was only 6 months in the real world.

(Names)'s family filled the room, hugs were past around. Laughter and crying was heard all around.

"Yeah, (Name) the doctor said it was the worst cast of insomnia he has seen! You had to be put in a medically induce coma to sleep!"

"No more staying up so late for school or anything, this year let's focus on your mental health!"

(Name) smiled, "Of course mom and dad!"

"(Name) why are you crying?"

"I missed you guys so much". (Name) smiled fondly at their family.

As (Name)'s parents filled out discharge papers, (Name) was wheeled to their families car.

"Um hey? Nurse? Are you sure it's okay to leave me here?".

"Oh yeah! Your family is just to be out! Plus these wheels are locked so you'll be fine".

"Shhhh, hey hey now. Shhhh, let's not cry buddy".

'Am crying?'

(Name) looked around, everything was so glossy, only being able to see inches in front of them. But then again it was raining.

"Who would abandoned a baby here?"

"A MONSTER THATS WHO"

"Sebek shh! You're going to scare it"

'Wait....Sebek'

(Name) felt their whole body being lifted, their body being held close to... SILVER?!

(Name) started wailing, "hey buddy. Shhh, it's okay! Look what you did Sebek you got the baby crying!".

'I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME AS A BABY?!'.

Sorry! This was rushed! I do intend to make a longer part two exploring more but I couldn't get the thought of Yuu getting back home just to get hit by truck-sama and get returned like an Amazon packaged. Thank you guys! Also I know that you can't be hospitalized just for insomnia.


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2 years ago

I don't want to be like Him.

MC/Y/N= Yuu. Yuu is 14 and Vil is his original age (18). THIS PLATONIC! Y'ALL ARE SIBLINGS!

Warnings: just angst and Yuu having a panic attacks and anxiety. Also everyone is kinda a dick.

Part one

"Dad do I really have to go?", Yuu looked nervous, shaking almost.

"Hm? What was that? You're breaking up".

Yuu sigh, it has been almost a year since they last saw their dad, nearly two since they last saw their older brother Vil. Their dad has been traveling around the world to "find their muse".

"Dad are we sure I have to go to THIS school? I think there is plenty of schools at home". Yuu looked out the window, a tall building that looked almost like an airport but instead was for mirrors, leading around the world.

"Nonsense! You and Vil deserve the best schools, Your grades also prove so! Plus since you didn't want to go RSA, so this is the only option left".

"But couldn't I have gone to NBC?".

Yuu's door opened, "Master Yuu? It is time to go".

"No. Besides wouldn't you want to be closer to where your brother is?".

Yuu heard yelling on the other side of the phone, "Listen, Yuu. You'll be fine, if school is that bad we'll discuss the next step during winter break. I love you, dear".

Yuu sighed, "Love you too dad".

Yuu hung up the phone, stepping outside, there were a lot of people heading towards the building. Some people are saying goodbye to loved ones.

"Master Yuu, here is your ticket with the mirror information. Your bags should already be in your chosen dorm".

"Thank you, Willaim, please take care".

"Oh I will, I think I will miss your helpfulness at the manor. It will be quiet again".

The two said their goodbyes, and Yuu walked into the building.

Yuu looked down at the ticket, Gate D4. Luckily Yuu was parked at the entrance of gate C. Yuu walked around, then finally arrived at gate D4. There was a line in the mirror, probably students returning to NRC. Vil was perhaps in the school awaiting the entrance ceremony.

"Hello! new students and returning students of Night Raven College! We ask all new students to wear these robes before entering the mirror. If you are a returning student please come forward, please follow your dorm dress code before entering the mirror".

Yuu didn't think about the dorms, Yuu looked back at the ticket, no mention of what dorm they were in, nor did the robe gave a hint. Whatever their dorm is, they want it far away from Vil as possible.

The only people that were left in the mirror hall were all the freshmen, as Yuu rushed to pull the robe over their clothing.

"Okay freshman! Due to policy, your destination will be different from the returning students. We asked that everyone go into the mirror one at a time so the mirror accidentally put two people in one coffin".

'What. The. Fuck. Did she just say coffin? Nope. I knew this was a bad idea.' Yuu's thoughts were being swarmed with anxiety, their thoughts being louder than the yelling behind them.

Yuu stopped in front of the mirror, 'Yuu, you can do this. It is just a small space for a few minutes. You can -"

"HEY SOMEONE STOP THAT CAT!".

"Huh?" As Yuu turned around, they were pushed into the mirror with something holding their chest.

Then everything went dark.

Yuu's eyes shot open, and a great burst of blue flames surrounded them. "Okay! NOW HUMAN! Give me your robes!"

"A...talking cat?". The said cat jumped on top of their chest and started pulling on the robe, "Listen to me! Give me the damn robe!".

Yuu took a deep breath, "Now I hate animal abuse, but I am sorry". Yuu picked up the cat by the scruff and tossed it away from them. Yuu made a dash towards the nearest exit.

"HEY WAIT FOR ME!".

The cat jumped onto Yuu's leg, tripping them both down the stairs.

"Now what do we have here?". Yuu looked up and saw a 'plague doctor?'.

"Ah. Um, I an explain this..."

"I hope so, late for orientation and bring an untrained familiar? I do say this isn't a good start to the school year".

Yuu stood up and dusted themselves off, pulling the cat by the scruff, "This isn't mine".

"HEY! LET ME GO!",. The cat squirmed and tried to claw Yuu's hands.

"Is that so? Then what are you? Who owns you?". The man looked closer at the cat.

"I HAVE NO MASTER I AM THE GREAT GRIM!".

"Ah. I see" The man took 'Grim' out of Yuu's hand and covered the cat's mouth.

"Oh, um sir? I think I am lost?". Yuu felt like dying on the spot, this isn't looking good, luckily no one else was around to witness their embarrassment.

'So much as staying invisible this year'.

"Oh, I do know. When I realized there was a student missing from their seat. We wouldn't want to lose such an important student, right young Schoenhiet?". The older man smiled down at them, ignoring the feral cat that was swinging from his hand.

Yuu sighed, "No sir".

"Great! Now let us get back into the Hall of Mirrors! We do have an audience waiting. Now what to do with you?". He looked down at Grim.

As they walked to the Hall, the man introduced himself as Headmage 'Crowley', he wouldn't stop talking about how great it was to have another donation (from appernlty from their father) given to the school.

When they finally arrived, the three was greeted by a huge door. There were soft noises behind the door, 'this is it, you are going to see him after no contact for two years. It's fine he probably doesn't remember what you even look like. It's going to be fine'

Yuu felt like they couldn't breathe, they were late, and that means all eyes will be on them. Yuu moved the hood to cover their face more, hopefully, everyone will be busy to notice them slip in.

But headmage Crowley decided to slam the doors open, "I have found the missing student!".

'It's not fine'.

Yuu cringed, they felt eyes everywhere. "Now! Let us get your dorm assigned! The sooner the better!". Crowley pushed Yuu towards the mirror, the mirror with a dark green mask.

Yuu made a small and quick glance towards Vil, hoping their brother doesn't see them. Praying to whatever immortal deity saves them, and that they'll be assigned to any other dorm than his.

"State your name" The Dark mirror demanded.

'Well shit'.

"um.. Yuu Scoenhiet".

"Speak up!".

"Yuu Schoenhiet".

Yuu heard quiet murmurs behind them, Yuu looked around and their eyes met with Vil, who was staring them down.

Vil looked more mature, their flawless skin glowing in the dark room, the last time Yuu saw him, Yuu could barely remember what he lookrd like before. A shorter man, with a ugly haircut came up behind Vil and whispered something into his ear. Vil scuffed and walked away with the man following him.

"Yuu.... Your soul is...unclear".

Gasping filled the room, "There is nothing. No sound. Colorless. Shapeless. Nothing".

'Wow, there goes what is left of my self-esteem'.

"There is no dorm for this one".

'This is embarrassing someone please kill me now'.

The mirror disappeared, and the sound of people talking got louder.

"Young Yuu? Do you not possess magic?" Crowley asked nervously.

Yuu couldn't breathe, they felt their world crash around them.

The sound of heels clicking toward them echoed, "No. No They do not possess any form of magic".

A hand fell onto Yuu's shoulder, "What's wrong dear Yuu? You are shaking as a leaf" Vil smiled.

A short redhead made a small comment, "Then can you explain why they are even in this school?"

Vil rolled his eyes and smiled, "Everyone I would like you guys to meet my younger sibling. Yuu".

There was a lot of shouting between students, "If you two are siblings why don't you look alike?".

"Oh that is simple, Roi du Poison's father adopted Yuu as a baby, charity case". The same man as early came to Vil's side and smiled at Yuu.

"Headmage, Yuu is my responsibility. And I planned to take care of them until I graduate". Vil's hand started squeezing Yuu's shoulder.

"I am afraid not, all dorms are filled. I believe the only dorm that is available is Ramshackle". Crowley shoked his head. "We also have to deal with this...thing that Yuu brought".

Vil looked at the cat that was basically foaming at the mouth, pinching the bridge of his nose, "Yuu, were did you get this weasel?".

Yuu looked down at the floor, "Um, it's not mine".

"I AM NOT A WEASEL, I AM THE GREAT MAGE NAMED GRIM".

Vil sighed, "Yuu, you had to bring a feral rat? What would father's think if he finds out his child brought an animal to school, breaking the rules and it hasn't been a full day. Are you trying to embarrass the Schoenhiet name?"

"No of course not! I was pushed in the mirror with Grim". Yuu felt powerless, well obviously since they were the only magicless student.

"If I may step in here", everyone's eyes were on the small man? "Maybe this was a blessing? A magicless student with a magic talking cat? Headmage if I was you, I would just let them be one student. The cat and the human as one". His pink eyes staring Yuu down, but atleast he was smiling.

"NO NO! I WORK ALONE! I DON'T NEED A HENCHMAN"

'Why Me'.

Authors note:.

Here is awaited part two for everyone! I do apologize if this seems rushed but I felt the need to get the ideas written before I forget them! Thank you guys so much!


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2 years ago

I was about to start writing but I couldn't find my airpods then I remembered that I left my airpods in the car.... the car that my step mom crashed..... the car that us just g o n e.....