Crack Headcannon About NRC

Crack Headcannon about NRC

You cannot tell me NRC stinks so bad, like some of these boys probably do not know how to take proper hygiene. Crowley literally probably has to put up signs once a year (due to demand by Vil) and hold a assembly about personal hygiene.

HEARTSLABYUL

The only smelly one is fucking Ace, he probably uses Axe after and during basketball. It got to the point where Trey had to have a dad-talk with Ace about personal hygiene.

SAVANACLAW

Smellest dorm in the school, like B.O, and the smell of wet animals. The smell probably gets worst during torment season. Leona won't saying because "not my circus not my monkey".

OCTAVINELLE

There isn't a lot of smell but it does smell like fish. I do think when they were introduced to deodorant, Floyd ate it. Like straight up took a bite of it.

SCARABIA

I think the smell of buring sand hides the B.O smell, also Jamil's OCD probably won't stand it so he uses his signature spell to make others bathe.

POMEFIORE

No smelly kids, Vil will not tolerate it. Probably when Epel first show up (that farm smell isn't a joke), Vil probably took Epel by the scruff and hosed him down.

IGNIHYDE

Secound smellest room, Idia probably doesn't care for himself or others and probably doesn't know how to tell someone they stink in the nicest way. Otho is currently trying to hold a personal hygiene meeting and probably sends out emails every morning.

DIASOMNIA

Can Faes smell? Like, if they are hundreds of years old does that mean their bodies will stop producing hormones so fast? I can't really say for certain, but I think they don't have a problem with smell.

Hey guys! Sorry not uploaded so much! I got a new job and it's been taking all my time and mental health. Let me tell you making Americanos are so gross 😭 but I am currently writing and fixing Yuu(Reader) as a issek'd baby. Let new know if you wanna be tagged for the story!

helloo!! I hope you're having a good day or night. is it okay for me to request an eren jaegee fic with an isekai prompt? it could be the reader going inside aot or him going tobour world. thanks!

I actually like the idea of Eren coming to our world. Not proofread! Major spoilers ahead!! Gender Nuetral Reader as always.

"I'm the Tragic Hero in my old world but I got transported into a different world where I'm just an anime character!"

'Eren fucking Yeager is in my room'.

It was a normal or relatively normal day for (Name). Getting up in the mourning, drinking their tea/coffee, reading, then accidentally summoning a well-known anime character.

"Where the hell am I"

"Ummm.....(country)?

"Where the hell is that? Do you have a map?"

"Um yeah, give me a moment". (Name) went to pull out their phone from their back pocket but was tackled by Eren.

"Are you trying to pull a fast one on me?!" Erens mouth foamed with anger, his movement was erratic.

"No of course not! I'm just trying to pull out a device that shows maps!" (Name) screamed.

Eren slowly got off of (Name), while (Name) looked on their phone Eren was hovering over their shoulder.

"Um, here!"

Eren took the phone into his hand, confused, "Why the hell is your map upside down".

(Name) looked again, "oh...."

"Oh? Oh what?". Eren crossed his arms.

'I forgot Attack on Titain's map is just our world, but upside down'

"Eren... Now don't freak out but this isn't your world".

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Eren ran as fast as he could. Getting overwhelmed with the advancement of technology, street signs, and the overwhelming amount of cars.

He finally made a stop when he saw his own face and art of his friends on a billboard.

'Attack on Titan? Final episode?'.

"Oh my God! I love your Eren Yeager cosplay!"

A group of girls, all dressed in different attire or cosplays even came running up to Eren.

Eren looked confused, "I am Eren Yeager?".

Two girls squealed, "oh my God, you even sound like him! Can we get a picture?"

"Do you have the stuff the picture?" Eren was confused, he was pretty certain that they didn't have that big equipment for the picture.

"Um yeah?".

Eren looked and saw one of the girls in a scout uniform, "Hey! What's going on here? What happened to the colossal Titan? What happened to Paradis?!".

The girl looked confused but before she could speak another one spoke up,"Girl maybe this is one of those weird cosplayers who take it too far, maybe we should leave".

The group slowly walked away from Eren, who just stood there in disbelief.

"Eren!!". (Name) came running behind him.

"Are you okay?".

Eren wasn't answering, he felt lost, confused and finally guilt.

(Name) lips thinned, grabbing Eren's arm they started walking back to their home.

"Let's go home Eren".

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By the time they have gotten back, the sun was setting. Eren was still wasn't speaking.

He just sat on the couch staring at the ceiling, taking in the city noise.

"Eren? Are you okay?".

(Name) also felt lost, 'what do you even do in this situation?"

(Name) just sighed, "I understand how you feel".

"No.... you don't".

'Finally, he can speak'.

"Well with your situation I can only guess-"

"My situation? You sure know alot".

(Name) felt trapped, it was like talking to a brick wall at this point, "Well I can only guess with the rumbling and having to leave all your friends behind".

Eren had gotten up from the couch at this point, fuming with anger.

"You seem to know everything about me! Guess what will happen next! Go on! Take a guess!"

Eren reached for the knife that was in the drawer; everything was in slow-mo.

"Eren! Wait!"

(Name) braced for impact, but nothing came.

Eren chuckled, "Why... why can't I shift?". He was completely lost.

(Name) opened their eyes, Eren was normal, no titan marks, just a knife through Eren's hand.

'Eren's eyes remind me of season 2 Eren, uncontrollable'.

"Eren! You can't just stab your way through every problem". (Name) grabbed a towel and wrapped it around the hand and knife.

(Name) sighed, "Let's go to the ER".

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It was quiet between the two, Eren once again, taking in his new surroundings.

Eren rolled his eyes, "Why can't you sew up my my hand?".

(Name) pinched their nose and sighed, "Because we aren't taught those skills anymore".

Eren glared, "so your kind just go to a doctor without any regards?".

(Name) glared back, "Yes because it's an emergency room Eren, you can just walk in and ask for a doctor. That's why it's a hospital, they all work here. There's no need to call one to your home".

"Um excuse me?"

The two looked at the nurse, "hi, sorry, but I need someone to fill out this form"

'Shit, Eren doesn't have a Social Security Number'

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"We just spent four hours just for three stitches? Seems like a waste"

'Ungrateful ass, that was a 1500 dollar bill'.

"Eren I'm guessing that you wanna know more about what happened?".

Eren just stared, "I guess that would be helpful".

"Okay, what is the last thing you remember?".

Eren zoned out, "I remember Mikasa, then staring at the ground, I think we were back home, our tree was there".

(Name) felt tears in their eyes, 'that's sad'.

(Name) took a deep breath, "I think I have something for you".

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"So it was all for nothing?"

(Name) sat beside Eren, "I don't think so, they got their happy ending".

Eren held the manga in a tight grasp, shaking as he read the final page.

"What's the point if it happens all over again?".

"Maybe it doesn't".

Eren slightenly cried, "so... are they gone? Is their story over?".

"I'm not sure, there is no clear answer if the author is going to continue the series or not. Our characters got their ending".

"My creator.....".

The two sat in silence.

Maybe this was a new start for Eren for his own happy ending.

I'm 20!!

Hopefully, I can finish some writing on the plane because I won't sleep because I'm terrified of flying 💫

hey champ, could you do a omega male reader royal AU with any of the SnK men? Erwin, Levi, Eren, Reiner, Armin, Jean - anyone. Pardon for bothering.

Hey! I couldn't pick either of them, the possibilities are endless so I just did them all and picked out more scenarios. This is more than what you asked but still. I hope you enjoy!

Dragon Erwin

Apex Alpha x Omega

Imagine you're a prince on an adventure, why? To prove to your family that you are ready to take the throne. On your way, you find a small village in desperate help; they tell you a tale or an old prophecy of a hero coming and over-throwing a dragon and ending its reign of terror, well there's a slight problem...

"There is a dragon I say! We've seen it with our own eyes!"

(Name) nodded their head, 'okay lady, as if dragons haven't been extinct for hundreds of years' "Ma'am I would really love to help, but I see no dragon here nor any issues".

The old woman got red in the face, "Do you see any crops? Do you see the once gushing waterfall? No?! That's because a dragon has made our home their home! The land is cursed!!".

(Name) did look around the town, it was very dry, but that could be from numerous things, like maybe to the new build damn that kingdom had sent out a noticed to all the near by towns.

"What kind of hero are you? Do you doubt the people in need?". The crowd around the two agreed, bickering.

(Name) sighed, "Okay, I'll look for the dragon". Not wanting to tarnish his barely known reputation.

The town cheered.

"So where is this dragon?".

'Of course it had to be an abandoned castle with lava. Noooo it couldn't be a cave in a mountain or a crater in a field'.

(Name) carefully walked acrossed an old bridge, "for my honor, for my family, for the town filled with delusional citizens" he repeated.

The castle was barren, nothing but old family crest that used to mean something to someone, an old throne room, and skeletor remains.

'Wait... human remains?'. (Name) quickly pulled out their sword.

"So after 500 years of war, this is what they sent me? An omega?"

"You!- how can you smell my scent?! Show yourself!"

The voiced groaned, "I rather not, I was sleeping comfortably until you showed up. Can't a man get a few hundred years of sleep?".

(Name) gulped, slowly walking towards the voice. "Well I wouldn't call you a man...beast? Maybe, but you are far from a man".

The voiced sighed, "I do supposed you are correct".

"So are these bodies from your cause?"

"No. They were like this when I got here. Probably another useless war from you humans. They say we dragons are the greedy ones, when really all you humans take and take".

(Name) was getting nervous, it was dark, there was no light sources besides the red glow of lava that came from outside.

"Boo".

(Name) screamed, turning himself around, pointing his sworded at a tall blonde hair man.

"YOURE A MAN?"

The man smiled, moving the sword away from his face. "Of course, we "beast" can shaped shift".

(Name) just stared at the man confused.

"Would you like to join me for some tea?"

"How the hell do you have tea?"

"Am hundreds of years old, I have tea from all around the world and tea from dead societies. I also have a good friend who brings me some regularly".

The blond man started walking away from (Name), "Wait! What about that prophecy?!"

The man chuckled, "you fell for that scam? I almost feel bad now. Your stuff is probably already stolen if you did leave stuff".

(Name)'s face fell.

"Aww don't cry now mega, now come and join me and we can chat".

Guard Levi

Omega x Omega

Your parents thought that you needed a gaurd, so who do they choose? The best of the best.

Levi came from a family-long line of assassins. When (Name) was born, Levi only five was sworn under oath to protect the young heir.

When (name) started walking, he always held hands with Levi.

If Levi was training, (Name) was always close by watching.

Can't fine the young prince? Check the training grounds, he was probably watching the young knight.

"I want you to train me on how to be a knight!"

Levi looked dumbfounded, "not a chance".

"Eh! Why not!"

"One, you're an omega"

"Well you are an omega too!"

"Yeah, but I'm not an omegan prince. They can afford to lose me"

(Name) frowned, "don't say that...".

Levi sighed, "I won't train you how to be a knight"

"But, I will train you on how to use a sword".

(Name)'s face brightened.

As (Name) trained they were covered in bruises and their bones ache.

"Your form is off, again... which is why I can just stab you, right here".

(Name) felt the pointed edge behind their knee, sweat dripped down his forehead. "You know".

(Name) took a breath, "maybe go a little easy on me? Kinda never held a sword before" he chuckled.

"You can ask the next assassin to go easy on you when I am not around".

"Please, you aren't leaving soon, you're not dying of old age yet are you?" (Name) laughed.

Levi sighed and paused, "(Name)...they want me on the front lines of an upcoming attack on the south".

(Name)'s heart dropped, "you're kidding".

"Can't say I am".

Prince Eren

Alpha x Omega

An arranged marriage between two kingdoms that have been at war for centuries. You and Eren have been meeting/courting since you two were able to speak. As children, you two never understood why you were always around each other every holiday or summer break, but you two were best friends for the time being. Then Eren grew into being the rebellious teen, he always dismissed you or even flat out ignore your presence.

"Why do I have to be damsel again! Why can't you!?" Young (Name) whined.

"Because you're a snot nosed omega cub!"

"Am Not!"

"Are too! That's why my dad said we are going to be married when we are older" Young Eren scoffed.

"I haven't even shown any signs of being an omega! So how did they know I won't be an alpha and you an omega?!"

"Because all first borns in my family are alphas! Right Mikasa?".

(Name) looked over at Mikasa who just nodded their head.

"Whatever, I don't want to play this game anymore".

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"You are just a late bloomer that's all, it just takes time for some pups to show their second gender". The (L/N)'s royal physician tried to reassure the family of (Name)'s gender. (Name) was already 12 and hadn't reach their growth spert or shown any signs of a scent change.

"Young Master, Master Eren is here for his visit".

(Name) and Eren sat in a field together, watching the citzizens below the hill carry out their day. (Name)'s face scrunched up, "You smell different".

"I am an alpha". Eren's face softened.

"Oh.."

(Name)'s face fell, pouting.

Eren smiled down at them and pat their head, "It's fine, you still have time".

After a few years of being separated, the two changed. (Name) stayed the same while Eren and his family went under scandal after it being proven that Eren wasn't heir to the thrown but his bastarded older brother. To "celebrate" missing birthdays Eren's mother threw a party for her step son.

"Oh you actually came"

"Well... yeah I was invited by your parents..."

Eren tch, "Even though you are a disgrace to your family?"

"Excuse me?"

"You don't even have a second gender, you are disgrace to your family and kingdom, can you even run a kingdom when your body is messed up? Can you even make decision when your body cant".

"You know what Eren, I was invited by your mom to see what is wrong with you or even to cheer you up with all this teenage edge you got going on, but fuck you. I feel bad for Mikasa who does nothing but listen to your nonsense".

"(NAME)!"

"Don't walk away from me (Name)!".

After a few more years, Eren's family was assassinated by his brother and his brother's army. Eren and his army have been taking over what little kingdom they controlled, making alliances with enemy kingdoms, and the use of dark magic.

"..Eren what have you done?"

"I did what an a king does. I protect my kingdom and my family. They started this when they killed my parents and made me king. I understood my place... it's time you did the same, omega".

Assassin Reiner

Alpha x Omega

As the only sole heir to a dying throne, you were the miracle of the kingdom. Due to being a precious miracle, you were kept up in the castle your whole life. Every family has enemies, you just happened to be the next target.

Reiner was undercover as a gardener, his next target Prince (Name), why? Because (L/N)'s kingdom was a dying one and Reiner's king thought might aswell take the family out while they are weak.

But every attempt to kill the omegan heir made Reiners heartstrings pull, maybe it was something in his DNA or how he was raised to treat omegas.

"Reiner! Look!". (Name) came running from inside the castle holding papers.

"I got a perfect marks on my lesson because of yout help in autonomy!". (Name) smiled so brightly .

"Thats... great". Reiner once again clenching the knife in his pocket.

"My teacher said that it was amazing because there wasn't even books about some of the things that you taught me! Where did you learn about vocal cords and that stuff about stomachs?".

Reiner started to sweat,"Oh... my mother was a doctor....".

(Name) looked puzzled, "huh, I guess where you are from it's okay to do autopsies then? Because I think the church would have our heads for that! Haha!".

"Right....."

(Name) looked down at the bed beside Reiner, "What flowers are you putting in today?".

"Oh... just some flowers that will grow in the winter and some that will grow in the summer"

"What kind?"

Reiner smiled softy, "marigolds and dry white roses".

Reiner needed to be careful more, for himself and for (Name).

Mage Armin

Beta x Omega

Armin was a young mage, or even a mage in training. In this world magic is very limited and only few people are born with the ability to use and read ancient texts. So when Armin is hired by a royal family to cure their only son from a curse that was placed on you as a baby. What is that curse? No one knows, not even the royal physician could see what's wrong with you. Is it paranoia or a real curse.

Armin was chanting the third scripture of the day, the intense was burning, salt around the windows, every precaution measure was taken.

As the meditation ended, the two sat in silence.

Armin coughed, "so do you feel any different?"

(Name) sighed, "nope".

Armin grabbed his checkboard, "so you are definitely not possession, so that takes that off the list".

(Name) just hummed while they stared at the ceiling.

"I can't find anything, even looking at your medical records, no diseases or counts of plague".

"That's not surprising. I'm pretty sure that my dam just imagined an old woman talking to me in the middle of the night. I mean what does no sleep do to a person".

"Hmmm, that could be a possibility but it is good to find out for sure".

"Well, it's been like this since that day and so far we've found nothing so far".

"Oh that reminds me". Armin went through his magic endless bag.

"Happy birthday (name)".

(Name) smiled fondly at the small present, "what is it?".

Armin smiled and took a seat next to (Name), "go ahead. Open it".

As (Name) opened the little box, he looked inside, "A necklace?".

"It's a special necklace, watch".

Armin took the necklace out of (Name)'s hands, putting on the bed. With a wave of his hand, the amulet glowed, then showing a map of the world.

"Woah! Is this where we live?".

Armin chuckled, "Yeah and here's where I am from".

(Name) looked fondly at the small holographic map.

"Once we figure out your curse, I wanna show you the world. You don't need to stay in this tower all the time, if you are going to be king, you need to see all the cultures and the world!".

Bounty Hunter Jean

Alpha x Omega

"GOD DAMN IT, I SAID GET OUT!".

(Name) was the only mage in his kingdom, he was also apparently the only one the King was willing to hire, sending a Bounty Hunter to bother him until he was confined.

CRASH

Another bottle of enchantment was gone, broken in front of a tree where many others lied. Jean huffed, "this would just be easier if you would come with me".

(Name) grabbed their broom and walked over. "I can't leave! I've got a farm of plants and chickens to take care of!"

Speaking of chickens, a flock came up right behind the man, following his every move.

"Are you going to take care of them?". (Name) glared at Jean, pointing his broom into Jean's chest.

Jean put his hands up in the air, "Listen, I'm only here-".

(Name) rolled his eyes,"To take me to see the King because he declared an audience with me, ya ya, I heard you all morning. Is that all?".

"Yeah?".

"Good". (Name) started to whisper.

"Wait!-"

Jean was blowned back to the beginning of the woods.

"FUCKING WITCHES!".

Sorry this took so long 'champ' anon! I really couldn't pick so I said fuck it and did them all! If anyone or the situations interest you go ahead and I'll write a couple out! Thank you so much for the request!. Also some of the people fo have shorter lengths because I was stumped on some, sorry if it looked more lazy! I will try my best next time!.

Yes, for many of you wondering I am still working on Isseki back into Twisted Wonderland, I just have extreme writes block if that one.

Vent.

I'm never coming back here, ever.

I don't think why I think my step mom would ever change. She didn't, she just got better at hiding it.

I wish my dad would just choose me sometimes, I wish I can be selfish and I wish he would just do something in the middle of our arguments besides holding her back.

I'm so disappointed and hurt.

I will never be chosen or get an apology.

I told my dad that I was never coming back after this trip.

I hope my younger siblings can understand why I left when they are older, I hope they understand why I never came back after this trip.

I don't want to leave them, but I can't continue like this.

Im like hella depresses rn but here's-

Omegan Prince Scaramoche.

This could be gender-neutral reader but I did have more in mind a male reader but all can enjoy! Warnings: stalking, omegaverse, non-consental scenting

Omega Prince Scaramoch who is jealous that his younger sister gets the thrown just because she is an alpha.

Omega Prince Scaramoche who joins the Fatui rankings just to have a sense of power.

Omega Prince Scaramoche who sees you and Aether at a ball and immediately is smittened but doesn't know how to properly communicate. (Traditional values).

Omega Prince Scaramoche who stalks you and thinks you rough-housing or training is your way of trying to impress him.

Omega Prince Scaramoche who goes back to Inzuma, demands his mother to use her connections to set up a "arrange marriage" because "It's the least she could do after abandoning him".

Omega Prince Scaramoche, who is hostile and acts disgusted by your scent when he is near you but actually is addicted to (your scent)

Omega Prince Scaramoche, who seeks into your room and secretly scents you.

Omega Prince Scaramoche who demands you don't return home, even if it's your duty as a knight.

Omega Prince Scaramoche confessed that he did care about you and was the one who wanted the marriage and bond.