Crack Headcannon About NRC

Crack Headcannon about NRC

You cannot tell me NRC stinks so bad, like some of these boys probably do not know how to take proper hygiene. Crowley literally probably has to put up signs once a year (due to demand by Vil) and hold a assembly about personal hygiene.

HEARTSLABYUL

The only smelly one is fucking Ace, he probably uses Axe after and during basketball. It got to the point where Trey had to have a dad-talk with Ace about personal hygiene.

SAVANACLAW

Smellest dorm in the school, like B.O, and the smell of wet animals. The smell probably gets worst during torment season. Leona won't saying because "not my circus not my monkey".

OCTAVINELLE

There isn't a lot of smell but it does smell like fish. I do think when they were introduced to deodorant, Floyd ate it. Like straight up took a bite of it.

SCARABIA

I think the smell of buring sand hides the B.O smell, also Jamil's OCD probably won't stand it so he uses his signature spell to make others bathe.

POMEFIORE

No smelly kids, Vil will not tolerate it. Probably when Epel first show up (that farm smell isn't a joke), Vil probably took Epel by the scruff and hosed him down.

IGNIHYDE

Secound smellest room, Idia probably doesn't care for himself or others and probably doesn't know how to tell someone they stink in the nicest way. Otho is currently trying to hold a personal hygiene meeting and probably sends out emails every morning.

DIASOMNIA

Can Faes smell? Like, if they are hundreds of years old does that mean their bodies will stop producing hormones so fast? I can't really say for certain, but I think they don't have a problem with smell.

Hey guys! Sorry not uploaded so much! I got a new job and it's been taking all my time and mental health. Let me tell you making Americanos are so gross 😭 but I am currently writing and fixing Yuu(Reader) as a issek'd baby. Let new know if you wanna be tagged for the story!

Lay with me.

I'm in a mood again, so this was a small thing I'm writing. Kinda venting kinda not. But slightly modern, no devils really.

WARNINGS: Bad Trip, Dorothy Syndrome, Makima is alive but a drug dealer, bad world building. Weed.

"Aki"

"Aki"

"AK-"

Aki covered Angel's mouth, "Please.... shush", he groaned.

Aki's eyes shifted to the water bottle sitting on the floor, pointing at Angel to grab it. "You almost scared me there, by the way".

Aki took gulps of water, throat burning raw from the small session.

Aki laid back down, "Why?".

Angel chucked, "Well for one, you were stoned out of your mind, mumbling, crying, then sleeping".

"Did I really?" Aki sighed, 'this is embarrassing'.

"Yeah.... remember? You wanted to try this with me?". Angel motioned to the small bag of weed, that he may or may not have gotten from Makima.

Aki wanted to get close to Angel and apparently this is how Angel liked to spend his free time, forgetting about the world and get high.

Aki did a long sigh, "Oh. That's. I just had a wild and bad trip, that's all". Aki closed his eyes, focusing on the rain hitting on the window.

Angel hummed, looking at the ceiling, "Really? You're such a snoozer. Crying and sleeping on me? What kind of things did you see?". He smirked.

Aki pulled Angel's hands into his hair, motioning for Angel to play with it, "Yeah... you were an angel....".

Angel sighed, pulling Aki's hair down, "don't say that".

"It's true, I know I don't say this often, but I appreciate you, Angel".

Angel pulled Aki towards his legs, looking down at him, gaze softened.

Holding Aki's face, rubbing his cheeks, "Aki, never change. For me? Maybe that's selfish but I love you just the way you are".

Aki hummed, pressing small pecks on Angel's fingers.

The two saw headlights coming through the window, Angel sighed and pulled away from Aki, "I guess your family is home, time for me to go then".

Aki grabbed Angel's hand, "can't you stay?".

Angel started picking his things up from the floor, "sorry, I don't wanna bother or make things complicated with your family".

Aki sighed. "You don't want to meet them this time?".

"It's not that, just don't want to meet your hyper active dog and cat and be a bad influence". Motioning towards the weed, "you also might wanna get rid of the smell in here, your brother? His name is Denji right?"

"Yes, My adopted brother, Denji".

"Well, I would burn popcorn. It gets rid of any smell in the whole house".

Angel opened the window, letting in heavy rain in, "Well... I'll see you later Aki".

Aki was getting irritate, "It's literally raining hard outside, you are really going to get soak in order to avoid my family?". Fed up with all the bullshit in his life.

Angel pulled himself up, getting out of the room, "Aki, I'm not going to argue with you. I'll see you later".

And just like that he was gone, Aki sat in silence, alone with his thoughts until a door slammed and the loud voice of Power and Denji.

"AKIIII WE ARE HUNGRY" yelled Power.

Denji banged on Aki's door, "YEAHHH! WHAT'S THE SMELL? It smells like ASS".

Aki sighed, "IN A MINUTE ASSHOLES".

"DON'T BE A DICK, Power you hear this shit?"

"Yeah what got his panties in a twist".

Aki walked our of his room, "I swear to god i will return you guys to whatever pound or firestaion if you guys can not act right".

[Suggestive] Need more slime yans.... Space slime Yan crushing oh the gentle voice that comforts it before and after every experiments its captors subject it do. Intern darling pities the creature and tries to prove not all humans are bad by teaching it about life on earth. It knows not everything is black and white, but finds their dedication cute. While the knowledge is quite fascinating coming from a reliable source it holds greater interest in the human form and seeing how well it pairs with its own

Space slime Yan who upon escaping eats their darling's unclothing and takes its shape, testing the limits of their sensitivity as the humans tries to excuse their loss poff breath and fidgeting to their peers. Toying with their chest when that annoying coworker asks them out for coffee again, fingering them in the Janitor's closet when the building goes on lock down for its escape. Its jailbreaks become a frequent occurrence and intern darling soon learns to just not wear underwear to work or at least ones they don't mind getting chewed off their body by alien slime. The slime overhears guards talking about suggestive clothing and gets a few ideas for the next time it sees their love. Reader sits through meetings sweating feverishly as their new "lingerie" makes them squirm in their seat and ducks their head under the table when their bosses ask I'd anyone has seen another coworker who had been more persistent in their flirting earlier on

I really like the idea of Satan being born like a literary a baby but growing fast like Renesmee from twilight.

Mammon: "Lucifer!! I lost the thing!!"

Very exhausted Lucifer: "that thing, is above you".

Que toddler Satan hanging off the ceiling like a cat .

Asmo: "does this mean we gotta go clothing shopping again this week?"

Lucifer trying to pull Satan down, que screaming, growing, feral child.

"Lucifer, he is growing again".

"Am very VERY much aware Belphine".

"Maybe he is hungry?".

"Not everyone is hungry every 30 minutes Beel".

"Uhhh, Lucifer do you need help?"

Lucifer being attacked and bitten for the ninth time, again.

"I'm fine.".

"Yeahhh, why don't we take Satan for a bit while you sleep?".

Lucifer literally throwing his brothers out of his room being he is never going to waste an opportunity to get away from his feral son.

"Maybe we should ask Diavolo for extended maternity leave....".

Im like hella depresses rn but here's-

Omegan Prince Scaramoche.

This could be gender-neutral reader but I did have more in mind a male reader but all can enjoy! Warnings: stalking, omegaverse, non-consental scenting

Omega Prince Scaramoch who is jealous that his younger sister gets the thrown just because she is an alpha.

Omega Prince Scaramoche who joins the Fatui rankings just to have a sense of power.

Omega Prince Scaramoche who sees you and Aether at a ball and immediately is smittened but doesn't know how to properly communicate. (Traditional values).

Omega Prince Scaramoche who stalks you and thinks you rough-housing or training is your way of trying to impress him.

Omega Prince Scaramoche who goes back to Inzuma, demands his mother to use her connections to set up a "arrange marriage" because "It's the least she could do after abandoning him".

Omega Prince Scaramoche, who is hostile and acts disgusted by your scent when he is near you but actually is addicted to (your scent)

Omega Prince Scaramoche, who seeks into your room and secretly scents you.

Omega Prince Scaramoche who demands you don't return home, even if it's your duty as a knight.

Omega Prince Scaramoche confessed that he did care about you and was the one who wanted the marriage and bond.

Updates.

I'm not dead lol.

Because I can't afford therapy, I've been venting into this fic for like 6 months now and change bits and pieces of it so it will be twisted wonderland.

Also, I'm trying to get out of writers block, so I'm goinh to start by finishing my drafts and focus on my asks, you're more than welcome to continue to ask but just know it will be a while before I answer them.

Thank you for your patience.