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Life Tip #35
Life Tip #35
struggling to unscramble all your problems and get yourself sorted out? well fear no more, because it’s the 21st century and there are multiple websites where you can enter in your problems and it’ll rearrange them for you! ex. procrastinate becomes aristocrate so all i have to do to solve that problem is find a rich person who really likes boxes. i’m a fucking genius :))
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Life Tip #31
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Life Tip #33
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Life Tip #40
an actual life tip!! kiddos if you guys have abusive or restrictive parents and own an iphone that you like to use at night, pls keep yourselves safe by changing to black wallpapers so that the light of your screen is darker and won't get you caught as easily! also, instead of dimming your phone beyond what you can do normally using zoom bc that wastes a lot of battery, put your phone on the normal dimmest setting and turn your phone to graycale by going to settings -> general -> accessibility -> grayscale
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Life Tip #41
let the kids know you ain’t fucking around when you get back to school by dramatically announcing your arrival and once you have their attention, immediately popping in seven and a half sticks of winter mint gum, chewing it for two seconds, and then drinking an entire glass of ice cold water bc you’re the coldest bitch in town