Once You Start Doing Only What Youve Already Proven You Can Do, Youre On The Road To Death.

Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.

-Jerry Seinfeld

We are the gaslights of the girlbosses you couldn’t gatekeep.

*sneaking into my mom's closet in the dead of night*

"Please madam, have you a drop of Fray Check®? A pin or thimble for a wayward waif? A meagre scrap of linen?"

As a child I had a nightmare in which Doctor Octopus captured Spiderman, then made sausages out of his kidneys, stomach fat and small intestines and ate them in front of him. So yeah, the No Way Home trailer hits different.

The first time I ate Popeye's chicken was in complete and total darkness. Just a fact about me.

Dysthymia man, it wierds up your whole life even when its getting better. I was just feeling super off after an argument with someone, and suddenly something clicked.

"Oh! My ego is bruised! I have an EGO now! Wow!"

Progress, people, progress.