Once You Start Doing Only What Youve Already Proven You Can Do, Youre On The Road To Death.

Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.

-Jerry Seinfeld

I was a very anxious little kid, and though my grandparents were very generous, I often didn't spend a penny of what I got. Sometimes I feel guilty about that, all the toys, games, and experiences I missed out on when I might have enjoyed them most. But then, that's the very stash that kept me fed in college. Thank you little gremlin child, I'm buying a nice lunch for us today, and I won't regret a thing.

Hhhhhrnnmmggg bath püff

Drinking Caesar dressing from the pouch like a gogurt

Arrr, ye've scuppered me Tumbl'r

Excuse you I did NOT spill salt just now. I am merely salting the ground. Deliberately.