Look-at-that-right-there - Mémoires D'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

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personally i am sick of the cryptic shit on tumbler dot com. all of a sudden people are making vague references to a daily dracula and i am just supposed to roll with the punches and think on the fly. i am supposed to understand. but the truth is i don't even know which bloodsucker we are vagueblogging about. is it the real dracula or the one from hotel transylvania. or are we simply making a new dracula every day????? i don't know a lot but that seems unsustainable. to me personally

we should bring back balls. i desperately want to wear ballgowns and dance.

In a past life I was a disgruntled instrument maker who deliberately fucked up all the trombones. To atone for these sins I must systematically infiltriate the most secure of museums and highest institutes of learning in order to uncover these valued relics of my former misdeeds and hammer them into new and incomprehensible shapes revealed to me by the elder gods.

I like to call orcas Willies because of Free Willy and because that is not their real name which makes it a bit of a Shenanagan.

Wizards from Gifcities.