This Mf Gay

this mf gay

would be really the only reasonable assumption for Puss to have made when death was first getting all up in his business and it is hilarious to imagine his thought process realizing that he is NOT BEING FLIRTED WITH AT ALL

I'm sorry but nothing will ever be more chaotic and deranged and hilarious than Ronan fucking Lynch answering Henry's "Parrish , how are you not dead?" with "it's your bullshit sings , they created a bullshit force field" all cool and unfazed as if Adam had not just almost been CRUSHED TO DEATH

notable crimes that the Lynch brothers commit in the dreamer trilogy

Declan: mass murder🩸

Ronan: ecoterrorism 🌳

Matthew: driving without a license 🚘

so they get married and then throughout the years there are moments when andrew just stares at neil and with a bit of amazement in his voice says “we’re married” and is so happy about it or just goes around calling neil “husband” and neil is so happy because andrew is so happy and I just

Andrew “all I’ve ever known is yearning” Minyard and Neil “all I’ve ever known is longing” Josten falling in love

Andrew “I am a wall of stone” Minyard and Neil “I am a dozen invisible personas” Josten falling in love

Andrew “I had to learn how to stand my ground” Minyard and Neil “I had to learn how to run” Josten falling in love

Andrew “violence kidnapped me as a child” Minyard and Neil “violence was my inheritance” Josten falling in love

Andrew “I will become a weapon to come to their aid” Minyard and Neil “I will become a shield to come to their aid” Josten falling in love

Andrew “learn my language” Minyard and Neil “I will learn your language” Josten falling in love

Andrew “I’ll offer you anything to stay” Minyard and Neil “you are my reason for staying” Josten falling in love

Andrew “I see you” Minyard and Neil “I see you” Josten falling in love