(ruby And Clancy Walk Into The Kitchen)

(ruby and clancy walk into the kitchen)

Hitch: I thought you were sleeping in the tree house tonight?

Ruby: *grabbing knives* Treehouse is haunted.

Hitch: what?

Clancy: *grabbing more knives* Treehouse is haunted.

Elliot, putting honey into his tea: yeah get into the leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Del:

Del: do you take constructive criticism?

Elliot: no.

Froghorn: God, give me patience

Ruby: isnt it give me strength?

Froghorn: if God gave me strength you'd be dead.

The count: I think my instincts about people are better than yours

Sam colt: why?

The count: well I picked you

The count: you, on the other hand, picked me

Ruby: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Hitch: ... The good?

Ruby: it is highly unlikely that I will EVER do it again

Mrs digby: you know, I'm beginning to regret showing you how to use that blender

Ruby, drinking toast: why do you say that?