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HUMAN WORLD MATTRESS STORE

Diavolo: Oh! And they say this one here is made of memory foam? I'm not quite sure what that entails... maybe it increases your ability to remember dreams, would you like that MC?

MC, chuckling softly: Unfortunately, memory foam does not have those qualities, but honestly Dia I'd be happy with anything.

Dia, kicked puppy face activated: But only the best for my Queen-

MC: With all due respect babe I slept through college on a cardboard box and a Doona, I have no need for luxury, I am set, think of any situation and I can sleep through it.

Belphie: respect.

MC is probably a BuzzFeed Unsolved missing person case. Some real True Crime ™ Podcast material. There's fan theories on Reddit about what happened to them. There's literally no leads as to where they went.

A normal person vanishes out of thin air? No sign of anything happening to them?

In this economy??

What's Your Damage, Devildom?

(MC is Veronica Sawyer from Heathers, (the original West End Musical))

THE BROTHERS:

Lucifer:

-> Genuinely enjoys the musical.

-> Expect some theatre themed dates.

-> Disgruntled when Diavolo makes him dress up as Veronica tho.

Mammon:

->So damn proud of his human.

->Tells literally everyone.

-> no.1 fanboy.

-> Theatre dates.

-> His modelling agent recognised you and now you’re the face of this month’s issue of Devil Style.

Leviathan:

-> Has heard of Heathers, never knew that you played Veronica Sawyer though.

-> C O S P L A Y.

-> Instantly a fan, although he still insists that musicals are a normie thing and was outraged that you would betray him like that.

-> Finds himself humming your songs more often than wants to admit

Satan:

-> T H E A T RE NER D.

-> Enjoys reading scripts.

-> Would love to write a musical with you.

Asmodeus:

-> MC~!

-> Wants a private showing of specifically Dead Girl Walking, for totally, not obvious reasons.

-> Seriously loves your acting and voice though.

-> Honestly impressed.

-> Parades you around to his theatre friends.

-> Will be upset if you don’t choose him as your costume/set designer, and hairstylist.

Beelzebub:

->Wasn’t interested in musicals before, but is now, thanks to you.

-> Becomes a ‘lil bit of a theatre nerd.

-> Attends all your rehearsals.

-> Though, what’s a jiffy pop, MC?

Belphegor:

-> Oh, you’re in a musical, that’s pretty chill.

-> Says he doesn’t really care, but actively stays awake when Beel watches it.

-> Falls asleep to a musical recording of your songs.

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UNDATEABLES + LUKE (everyone’s favourite racist, chihuahua twelve-year-old):

Diavolo:

-> You really shouldn’t have told him that :/

-> Immediately your no.1 fan, suddenly knows all the lyrics and parts better than you.

-> Forces the Royals to cosplay characters according to their signature colours, Dia obviously being Heather Chandler, Barb as Heather Duke, and Lucifer, much to his dismay and your amusement, as Veronica Sawyer. Mammon even gets roped in as Heather McNamara.

-> Now interested in other human world musicals, surprised at how dark some are, compares them to stage performances in the Devildom.

-> Takes you to the best theatres both in the Human World and Devildom.

-> If you even give the slightest of hints about directing a musical yourself, or something of the sort, suddenly you’ve got yourself an entire crew of confused and scared demons at your disposal.

Barbatos:

-> Finds the musical amusing.

-> Listens to it when he does his more menial tasks.

-> Will want to hear any and all details about its performance.

-> How many other performances have you been in, Mc?

-> Always somehow there at any of your performances.

-> Though his Lord’s singing is starting to get on his nerves.

Simeon:

-> I hc him as loving My Dead Gay Son.

-> Really supportive of you as a stage performer.

-> Goes to all your shows over and over again.

-> Writes you into an official stage-play of The Seven Lords.

-> Essentially, becomes your personal scriptwriter after that.

Solomon:

-> Was already a fan.

-> You two cosplay JD and Veronica EVERY. HALLOWEEN.

-> References it in your conversations.

-> Uses, ‘Greetings and Salutations,’ as an ACTUAL greeting.

-> WhAT’S youR DaMAGE, MC?

->Literally won’t shut-up, thinks he’s so damn funny.

Luke:

-> Doesn’t like/entirely understand the musical.

-> But is supportive, nonetheless.

-> You make mini musicals with him all the time.

-> Likes your voice.

-> You sing him to sleep, on the nights he has nightmares.

(Don’t know enough about the new exchange students ngl, (though I wish I did))

Lawyer MC would be sumthin else, like:

Demon 1: I am so warmed to your companionship and agree to enter a pact with you (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

MC, donning thick lensed glasses and a smile that doesn't quite reach the eyes: excellent now here are the terms-

OR

Lucifer: Who in Diavolo's name called the police on Belphie?

MC: Me

The brothers: ?!Why

MC: Ayo, my guy like killed me?

Lucifer: That's it, who broke it, wait, why am I even asking, MAMMON!

Mams: Luci-

MC: sash sh babes, I got this. My client will not-

*Strung up to the chandelier together*

DINNER AT PURGATORY HALL

*Solomon's D.D.D rings in the pleasant silence*

Solomon: Hello, Asmo, it's dinner-

Asmodeus: *Indistinguishable*

Solomon: ...

Asmodeus: ...

Solomon: How the fuck do you suck dick on accident?

Luke: *precious cinnababy's soul has ascended*

Simeon:

Maybe the reason why Mephisto is good w/ children is bc up until recently his parents shunned him to the kiddie table at all the fancy demon gatherings and he had to either prove his worth, or starve.