So Yknow How When Dream Was Cornelius, He Didnt Change His Skin? Bam. Dream Backstory. His Catboy Husband

so yknow how when Dream was Cornelius, he didn’t change his skin?  bam.  Dream backstory.  his catboy husband and pseudo-child died.  and then smth happened.  i didn’t think this through

Dream SMP as Weird Things my Family has Said:  Mario Kart Edition

(no you don’t get any more context)

Quackity:  I’d had a mushroom!

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Tubbo:  I can’t believe I blew up a cow.

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Jack Manifold:  Yoshi haunts me as I sleep.

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Tommy:  I forgot how to spell Yoshi.

Tubbo:  Capital YO, lowercase shi.

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Wilbur:  Brain, you’re a piece of shit.

Techno:  You’re not allowed to swear at your brain.

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Tommy:  You missed, bitch

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Sam, visibly distressed:  IT’S ALL EGG?  WHY IS IT ALL EGG?

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Puffy:  Would you stop trying to kill your mother?

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Karl:  How did you hit me through the bone people?

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Niki:  Yoshi, drive with two hands!

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Wilbur, Tommy, Quackity:  *singing the L’Manberg anthem*

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Wilbur:  Going back to my ghost guy and my hot rod.

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Ranboo:  That was a very thing to say.

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Ranboo:  Pay no attention to my anxieties about the future, this Shy Guy is riding a Caterpillar!

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Wilbur, playing Wario’s Gold Mine:  Wario is my muse.

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Tommy:  MIIINEEECRAAAAFT!

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Sapnap:  Ugh, betch.

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Phil:  *joking Minnesota accent*  We go fearing people wouldn’t want our kids sayin’ fuck words, dontcha know!

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Dream:  Just ran over my mother, feeling good.

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Tommy:  I’m gonna learn new swear words!

Phil: No-

Wilbur:  OH FUCK!

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Tubbo:  OH VILLAGER THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO SAY TO YOU BUT CAN’T BECAUSE I’M NOT ALLOWED TO.

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Phil:  You told everyone and their mother that you wanted to be a baker.

Wilbur:  That wasn’t me!  That was the little ghost girl who lives in my body and makes me do things!

Tubbo:  Am I the little ghost girl?

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Niki:  No! No squids!

Ranboo:  YOU AREN’T EVEN THE ONE PLAYING!

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Tommy:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Techno: Ssh!

Tommy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Quackity:  I exploded a Goomba!

Tubbo:  Better than a cow.

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Phil:  I’m sorry!

Techno: I’m not.

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Tommy:  Why am I in twelfth?!  (thats a weird word.  twelfth)

Techno, deadpan:  Because god hates you and wants to punish you for your sins.

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imma have to make a part two this is long

Dream SMP as Weird Things my Family has Said: Mario Kart Edition (Pt 2)

Wilbur, full of distress:  I think my midwestern christian wife-sona is taking over!

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Wilbur:  *pretty singing*

Tommy:  *ungodly noise*

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Skeppy:  You just blew those motherfuckers out of the park!

Bad:  LANGUAGE!  Yes, I did blow them.

Bad:  *realization*

Bad:  -Out of the park!

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Ranboo:  That’s... disturbing.  Let’s go to Yoshi Valley!

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Bad:  It stands for Eggselence in their field.

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Schlatt:  *fucking dies*

Wilbur: L

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Eret:  *wins*  GAY!

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Tommy:  What is ‘Cheeseland’?

Tubbo:  It has cheese.

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Techno:  Look, this is where you discovered mud.

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Ranboo:  Wow, I- I really can’t drive.

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Bad:  Oh, poop!

Skeppy:  No, it’s mud.

Antfrost:  One would hope.

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Phil:  How do you do a jump?

Tubbo:  By being old.

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Wilbur:  *evil cackling*

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Wilbur, in the Jeff Blim voice: fUCK yoU!

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Jack Manifold:  EAT MUNCHY CRUNCHY CHOCOLATY DEATH!

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Wilbur:  Wario... my muse...

Techno:  But Waluigi?

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Tommy:  I’ve said this multiple times, but I don’t think I’ve said it around Phil-

Techno:  Aw, crap.

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Eret:  NO SQUIDDING.  >:(

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Wilbur:  You wanna start a cult for Mario Kart?

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Techno:  Aight, time to die.

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Tommy:  You’re not Waluigi, be quiet!

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Wilbur, singing:  I SAID HEY,  WHAT’S GOIN ON?

Techno:  Well, god has cursed me with my hubris, and my work is never finished.

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Eret:  No!  No ink!  I’m already small!

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Skeppy:  Alright, arms in Skeppy.

Techno, with a Minnesota accent:  and tuck in the tushes, you look like a bunh of bowlegged cows!  

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Phil:  No!  I don’t want to think about the Minecraft End Poem right now!

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Techno, Wilbur, Tommy (to the tune of Hallelujah):  Philza Minecraft, Philza Minecraft, Philza Minecraft-

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Sam:  I’m a-flailin!

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Phil:  *vague duck noises*

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Tubbo:  I think it’s the repressed rage.

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Wilbur:  No!  Stop writing songs, you need to play Mario Kart!

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Ranboo:  I’ve decided the universe hates me and wants me dead.

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Tommy:  Ni!

Wilbur: NI!

Tommy: Ni!

Techno:  We are the Knights Who Say Ni!

Tommy:  Ni!

Wilbur:  Shrubbery!

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Bad:  Poops!

Skeppy:  Was that a description of what you’re doing, or just a statement?

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Tommy:  Do you fart your item at me, sir?

Tubbo:  Indeed I do, sir!

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Techno:  Up yours, Squiddy.

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Tubbo:  Practice makes-

Tommy:  poopy.

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Ranboo: ahagaausgscwc

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Wilbur:  I dunno what makes me say these things, I don’t think the little ghost girl has that accent.

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Wilbur:  *le sigh*  My muse!  My beautiful boi.

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Tommy:  I think I just straight up drove over Luigi.

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Wilbur:  I should be better than them, I’m cuter.

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Eret:  I forgot the music for this makes my sinuses hurt.

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Tubbo:  Is that when you vomited the rainbow?

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Wilbur, repeatedly falling off the course:  No!  I wanna explore!

die as quickly and dramatically as possible

WRITING PROMPT

Dream is allowing a random fan onto the smp for a day. They are allowed to roleplay and contribute to the plot. You get chosen. What do you do?

(make this as short or as long or as bulleted or as paragraphed as you want! I really want to see what everyone puts :D)

Awesamdude? more like Awsamdad

I love waiting for a child to potentially get nuked