Eret Myct - Tumblr Posts
I know it’s been a while since it happened, but ever since I saw this picture.
All I can think about is when Dream asked for Eret’s crown and he said he couldn’t because it was on the same layer as his glasses.
ERET WANTS TO ADOPT FUNDY OMG I AM IN TEARS HOLY CRAP AWWWWWWW PHILZA BETTER LET IT HAPPEN
Dream SMP as Weird Things my Family has Said: Mario Kart Edition (Pt 2)
Wilbur, full of distress: I think my midwestern christian wife-sona is taking over!
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Wilbur: *pretty singing*
Tommy: *ungodly noise*
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Skeppy: You just blew those motherfuckers out of the park!
Bad: LANGUAGE! Yes, I did blow them.
Bad: *realization*
Bad: -Out of the park!
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Ranboo: That’s... disturbing. Let’s go to Yoshi Valley!
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Bad: It stands for Eggselence in their field.
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Schlatt: *fucking dies*
Wilbur: L
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Eret: *wins* GAY!
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Tommy: What is ‘Cheeseland’?
Tubbo: It has cheese.
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Techno: Look, this is where you discovered mud.
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Ranboo: Wow, I- I really can’t drive.
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Bad: Oh, poop!
Skeppy: No, it’s mud.
Antfrost: One would hope.
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Phil: How do you do a jump?
Tubbo: By being old.
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Wilbur: *evil cackling*
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Wilbur, in the Jeff Blim voice: fUCK yoU!
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Jack Manifold: EAT MUNCHY CRUNCHY CHOCOLATY DEATH!
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Wilbur: Wario... my muse...
Techno: But Waluigi?
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Tommy: I’ve said this multiple times, but I don’t think I’ve said it around Phil-
Techno: Aw, crap.
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Eret: NO SQUIDDING. >:(
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Wilbur: You wanna start a cult for Mario Kart?
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Techno: Aight, time to die.
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Tommy: You’re not Waluigi, be quiet!
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Wilbur, singing: I SAID HEY, WHAT’S GOIN ON?
Techno: Well, god has cursed me with my hubris, and my work is never finished.
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Eret: No! No ink! I’m already small!
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Skeppy: Alright, arms in Skeppy.
Techno, with a Minnesota accent: and tuck in the tushes, you look like a bunh of bowlegged cows!
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Phil: No! I don’t want to think about the Minecraft End Poem right now!
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Techno, Wilbur, Tommy (to the tune of Hallelujah): Philza Minecraft, Philza Minecraft, Philza Minecraft-
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Sam: I’m a-flailin!
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Phil: *vague duck noises*
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Tubbo: I think it’s the repressed rage.
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Wilbur: No! Stop writing songs, you need to play Mario Kart!
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Ranboo: I’ve decided the universe hates me and wants me dead.
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Tommy: Ni!
Wilbur: NI!
Tommy: Ni!
Techno: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
Tommy: Ni!
Wilbur: Shrubbery!
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Bad: Poops!
Skeppy: Was that a description of what you’re doing, or just a statement?
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Tommy: Do you fart your item at me, sir?
Tubbo: Indeed I do, sir!
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Techno: Up yours, Squiddy.
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Tubbo: Practice makes-
Tommy: poopy.
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Ranboo: ahagaausgscwc
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Wilbur: I dunno what makes me say these things, I don’t think the little ghost girl has that accent.
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Wilbur: *le sigh* My muse! My beautiful boi.
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Tommy: I think I just straight up drove over Luigi.
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Wilbur: I should be better than them, I’m cuter.
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Eret: I forgot the music for this makes my sinuses hurt.
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Tubbo: Is that when you vomited the rainbow?
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Wilbur, repeatedly falling off the course: No! I wanna explore!
A digital background of Eret from the DreamSMP
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Without filters
"This story isn't over, not if I have anything to say about it."
The Redeemed Ruler: Eret
[RBs appreciated!]
I drew Eret! Sorry for it being blurry.
Eret Painting Sketch W.I.P :)
I am so proud of this rn! Likes and re-blogs are appreciated! :)
Eret Painting (No it didn't take me a week to paint this-)
