Dream SMP As Weird Things My Family Has Said: Mario Kart Edition (Pt 2)

Dream SMP as Weird Things my Family has Said: Mario Kart Edition (Pt 2)

Wilbur, full of distress:  I think my midwestern christian wife-sona is taking over!

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Wilbur:  *pretty singing*

Tommy:  *ungodly noise*

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Skeppy:  You just blew those motherfuckers out of the park!

Bad:  LANGUAGE!  Yes, I did blow them.

Bad:  *realization*

Bad:  -Out of the park!

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Ranboo:  That’s... disturbing.  Let’s go to Yoshi Valley!

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Bad:  It stands for Eggselence in their field.

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Schlatt:  *fucking dies*

Wilbur: L

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Eret:  *wins*  GAY!

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Tommy:  What is ‘Cheeseland’?

Tubbo:  It has cheese.

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Techno:  Look, this is where you discovered mud.

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Ranboo:  Wow, I- I really can’t drive.

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Bad:  Oh, poop!

Skeppy:  No, it’s mud.

Antfrost:  One would hope.

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Phil:  How do you do a jump?

Tubbo:  By being old.

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Wilbur:  *evil cackling*

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Wilbur, in the Jeff Blim voice: fUCK yoU!

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Jack Manifold:  EAT MUNCHY CRUNCHY CHOCOLATY DEATH!

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Wilbur:  Wario... my muse...

Techno:  But Waluigi?

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Tommy:  I’ve said this multiple times, but I don’t think I’ve said it around Phil-

Techno:  Aw, crap.

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Eret:  NO SQUIDDING.  >:(

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Wilbur:  You wanna start a cult for Mario Kart?

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Techno:  Aight, time to die.

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Tommy:  You’re not Waluigi, be quiet!

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Wilbur, singing:  I SAID HEY,  WHAT’S GOIN ON?

Techno:  Well, god has cursed me with my hubris, and my work is never finished.

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Eret:  No!  No ink!  I’m already small!

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Skeppy:  Alright, arms in Skeppy.

Techno, with a Minnesota accent:  and tuck in the tushes, you look like a bunh of bowlegged cows!  

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Phil:  No!  I don’t want to think about the Minecraft End Poem right now!

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Techno, Wilbur, Tommy (to the tune of Hallelujah):  Philza Minecraft, Philza Minecraft, Philza Minecraft-

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Sam:  I’m a-flailin!

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Phil:  *vague duck noises*

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Tubbo:  I think it’s the repressed rage.

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Wilbur:  No!  Stop writing songs, you need to play Mario Kart!

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Ranboo:  I’ve decided the universe hates me and wants me dead.

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Tommy:  Ni!

Wilbur: NI!

Tommy: Ni!

Techno:  We are the Knights Who Say Ni!

Tommy:  Ni!

Wilbur:  Shrubbery!

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Bad:  Poops!

Skeppy:  Was that a description of what you’re doing, or just a statement?

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Tommy:  Do you fart your item at me, sir?

Tubbo:  Indeed I do, sir!

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Techno:  Up yours, Squiddy.

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Tubbo:  Practice makes-

Tommy:  poopy.

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Ranboo: ahagaausgscwc

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Wilbur:  I dunno what makes me say these things, I don’t think the little ghost girl has that accent.

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Wilbur:  *le sigh*  My muse!  My beautiful boi.

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Tommy:  I think I just straight up drove over Luigi.

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Wilbur:  I should be better than them, I’m cuter.

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Eret:  I forgot the music for this makes my sinuses hurt.

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Tubbo:  Is that when you vomited the rainbow?

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Wilbur, repeatedly falling off the course:  No!  I wanna explore!

Ranboo is now a mother/father/older sibling to 100k+ people and is suffering because of it

so yknow how when Dream was Cornelius, he didn’t change his skin?  bam.  Dream backstory.  his catboy husband and pseudo-child died.  and then smth happened.  i didn’t think this through

also stop saying Jack Manifold doesn't care about Tubbo. he do. he do care. he like-a da tubbo. he want tubbo trust. he don't want tubbo dead :)

ok ok hear me out:  faery Tommy

MAMMA MIA HERE WE GO AGAIN