Epic Battle

Epic battle

So when I was going to sleep and I had that idea of Battle of Hogwarts. That Snape decide to FUCK U BITCH and turn from Voldy. And when there is few minutes before attack on Hogwarts Snape is running to the Dumbledore and is like “Mate listen we are going to be attacked by Voldy and he’s army” and Dumbledore is like “Let him come to us and let him realize what big mistake that was” And than he annnouced alarm in school and 4-7 years who want to fight can go help and the rest should stay in common rooms or help Pomfrey and in the end He says something like “Students... unleash hell on them” AND THEN is Epic montage of students and professors teaming up agains Death Eaters like for example Nevile and Sprout setting baby mandrakes or Devil Snare on DE and than high-fiving when they get caught in trap, Snape and Mcgoogle are like looking at them and smiling and than saying like they deserve detention don’t you think Minnie? OH absolutly Severus and then they started hexing the shit out of them. And at the end of the battle Harry is like are u scarde now Voldy?

Well at least snaters and snapedom agree on this one thing.

fuck severus snape.

Why?

I’m playing the sims 3 and I’m playing Severus and he wants to work as a teacher. Wow. Just wow.

My dad's logic:

Dad: Hey, come about 2PM to start preparing dinner

Me: ok

"walking to the kitchen and see everything ready to eat"

Dad : Can you make garlic sauce?

Me: "just rolling eyes bc I don't think it's necessary"

Dad: GET THE FUCK OUT FROM THIS KITCHEN YOU UNGREATFUL LITTLE SHIT. WE BUY EVERYTHING WHAT YOU WANT AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US?! YOU LAZY BITCH!

I want to die right know ;-;

I have a headcanon that Snape while on one arm has a dark Mark the other is coverd in tatoos of herbes, potions or even snakes. Idk why, but I like the idea of him having tatoos.

He went from '' Good morning sir" to "Your daughter calls me daddy too"

Y’all idk what happened to snapes hair in half-blood prince and onwards, but *chefs kiss*