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OK. Ok. Listen.

I'm sure we all know about the McGonagall raises harry au tumblr post but everyone seems to to forget that if that happened Harry most likely would of picked up a Scottish accent.

Just harry with a Scottish accent. It would be glorious, not to mention Scottish insults.

I just need this in my life right now.

Not really important, but...

It might just be because a simp for McGonagall but does any one else just imagine her with cheek bones of the gods like on par with Sirius black sort of god like cheek bones because I'm dying right now

Ow

it hurts

After the war Minerva becomes Hogwarts’ Headmistress and so she had to finally clear out her beloved office and dorm in the Gryffindor Tower for the next Head of Gryffindor. Its been years since she started there and she knows she’ll have to go through a lot of old essays, books, and letters.

It was halfway through her cleaning did she discover a bunch of essay she did when she sat all her 7th year Gryffindor down to ask them what their plans are. The essay was simple, answer the question “where do you see yourself in 10 years?”. It’s a yearly thing she does with her graduating students just so she can keep track of where they’ll be and where she can finds them.

Minerva wasn’t sure which batch this essay belongs to so she was a bit excited to see who’s essay it all belongs to and see if they end up doing what they said they will. With a swish of her wand the papers straightened themselves and she was able to see the first essay on top.

Her heart immediately broke.

Sirius Black

I have no plans 10 years from now but inside those 10 years I want to explore the world. I want to see everything until I get sick of it, I want to be everywhere. I want to buy the stupidest shit things to bring home to my friends and hopefully my brother. 10 years is a long time to fix a broken relationship, right?

Minnie knew the other essay will destroy her but seeing these student’s handwriting would give her so much comfort.

Lily Evans

Quite realistically 10 years is a short time to be something great or historical, I wish to explore what this world can offer to me and show it what i can offer it. I want to prove myself more than just my magical blood. I am a great witch and I wish to prove that to the world. Along with this I hope to raise a family of my own, nurture a home that is full of compassion, kindness, and love.

Remus Lupin

I don’t have any great expectations for my future, if I get a stable job then I’ll be okay. What I hope to see in 10 years is that the family I have with me now are still there with me.

Mary MacDonald

10 years from now I hope the war is over and I am free to be a fashion designer for the muggle world and the wizarding world.

Marlene Mckinnon

I want to be the greatest quidditch player there is. I want little girls to look at me and realize they can do whatever they want, I want to give them hope that there is more to life than boys putting you down. I want to show them that there is strength in trying and there is strength in their femininity. I want to be the voice that I spent my whole childhood looking for.

Peter Pettigrew

I hope I’m braver than I am now, stronger than I am, and finally comfortable in who I am and who I become.

There was no controlling the tears that fell from Minnie’s eyes, she couldnt hole them back anymore. There was 1 more essay and she knew whatever’s inside it will destroy her even more.

James Potter

10 years from now, I hope the war is over and I was able to keep everyone I love safe.

Minnie holds the papers to her chest. She never had children of her own but these kids? These children she never watch grow up? These kids are hers.

Epic battle

So when I was going to sleep and I had that idea of Battle of Hogwarts. That Snape decide to FUCK U BITCH and turn from Voldy. And when there is few minutes before attack on Hogwarts Snape is running to the Dumbledore and is like “Mate listen we are going to be attacked by Voldy and he’s army” and Dumbledore is like “Let him come to us and let him realize what big mistake that was” And than he annnouced alarm in school and 4-7 years who want to fight can go help and the rest should stay in common rooms or help Pomfrey and in the end He says something like “Students... unleash hell on them” AND THEN is Epic montage of students and professors teaming up agains Death Eaters like for example Nevile and Sprout setting baby mandrakes or Devil Snare on DE and than high-fiving when they get caught in trap, Snape and Mcgoogle are like looking at them and smiling and than saying like they deserve detention don’t you think Minnie? OH absolutly Severus and then they started hexing the shit out of them. And at the end of the battle Harry is like are u scarde now Voldy?

Dear Maggie, you'll be terribly missed.

i just found this in my on harry Potter board and i don't know what came over me , I cried.

After a while as I grow, seeing the wonderful actors who shaped my childhood and the others whose movies helped me through struggles pass away brings a high wave of bitterness through me.

However, I am grateful to have these movies and series of their blessed acting with me so I shall carry them in my heart for the warm solace they provide.

As Dumbledore once said, "The ones who love us, never truly leave us. "

MARAUDERS HEADCANON #5

In forth year, Sirius started using black nail polish and eyeliner. Sloughorn gave him detention because it "wasn't appropriate" for a BOY to paint his nails and wear makeup.

The next day, all the Marauders and many other Gryffindor and Hufflepuff students that liked the idea painted their nails and used eyeliner.

When the professor tried to talk to McGonagall, she shrugged and simply said

"I'm sorry Horace, but in my opinion there is nothing wrong about it, so I don't see detention necessary"

Then smiled to the boys and left, leaving the old potions teacher with an open mouth.

Random Person: Harry Potter sucks

My friends: *shaking their head and trying to make the person stop talking because they know what will happen next*

Me: *angrily comes out of nowhere* You little shite! Harry James Potter does not suck — you suck! He is a great person! No one asked for your opinion! *continues to roast random person and defend harry*

One of my friends in the background: Five bucks says that she'll say "Avada Kedavra" to the man if he tries to argue.

My other friend: Ten bucks says that she'll say "Silencio" instead

My other other friend: *shakes head* I can't believe the two of you...

Me: *continues to rant*

Teacher: *walks by* Ms. (insert last name cuz I ain't telling you mine)! What in the world are you doing to the poor lad?!

Me: *points at the random person, who was now crying* THEY SAID THAT HARRY POTTER SUCKED!

Teacher:

Me:

All of my friends: *shaking their head*

Teacher: *turns to the random person* FIRST OF ALL! HARRY POTTER DOES NOT — *joins me in ranting*

All of my friends: *jaws drop*

at some point this has had to happen (after the snape calling lily the 'm' word situation).

snape: *taps james's back at breakfast

james: *aggressively turns around

james: what, snivey?

snape: how's your girlfriend?

james: *confused but trying not to show it* I don't have a girlfriend...yet

snape: i know im just reminding you.

snape: *swiftly walks off*

james: *yells* hey snivey

everyone (including teachers): *looks up from food to see whats going on*

james: how's your mom?

everyone including lily and regulus except Slytherin: *laughing too loudly

minnie: *whispers* nice one, potter

Harry Potter characters as subjects pt.1

Harry Potter: Sports management / Army (would he go tho cause he didnt go back o school)

Hermione Granger: Law ( honestly can do anything (maybe take after her parents and become a dentist but i really dont think so ))

Ron Weasley: Culinary Arts (Again tho , would he go?)

Severus Snape: Chemistry /Neuroscience

Albus Dumbledore: Philosophy /History ?/Archeology . (I see him becoming someone like Indiana Jones tho)

Minerva McGonagall: STEM ( fight me )

Rubeus Hagrid: zoology

Draco Malfoy: Law /Political Science (my father is THE MAN )

Neville Longbottom: Botany

Luna Lovegood: Environmental science (but she runs a crystal ?/astrology workshop)

Ginny Weasley : Sports management (is pursuing a sport )

Fred and George Weasley - Entrepreneurship