A Concept: Other God Yanderes

A concept: other god Yanderes

Dream Blob (yes I’m adding the blob): Not actually a god, more like an imp of some kind? Probably can do more than he normally can as a blob, but is also still restricted to small blob form. Would 100% cause trouble to keep your attention on him, more of a little shit than usual. I get the feeling he has a similar taste in darlings as his regular counterpart as well

Wilbur: Inspired by @griffintail ‘s god AU, a god of insanity and music. Very dangerous if he needs to be. Would try to sway his darling into staying with him with love songs and enchanting music at first, but if they keep rejecting/avoiding him then he gets more forceful. I can see him driving his darling insane so they’re isolated, and making sure that he’s the only one who can provide relief from that insanity

Ghostbur: A reincarnation of Wilbur, this time without the insanity. I can see him being a god of music and maybe emotions? But while I do love a soft boi, I also get the feeling some of the insanity was left behind from Wiblur, and if need be he will emotionally manipulate his darling into staying with him. But only as a last resort, of course, he’s more likely to win you over with his music and personality now. And if you’re still unsure about him due to his previous incarnation, he’ll prove that he’s not the same as Wilbur…

Schlatt: i WoNdeR WhAt He CoUlD bE gOd Of-

Jokes aside, he’s a god of wine/intoxication and also of madness, similar to Dionysus in Greek Mythology. Would be slightly less dangerous than his regular counterpart, but he’s not very safe to be around, either. I feel like he would focus more on the wine/intoxication part of his job instead of madness, but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t dangerous. Punishments are just as harsh, if not worse. You probably wouldn’t be able to count on him being drunk to escape, since, you know, he’s a god.

This concludes bored ideas with 👑 anon-

(no comment. Just letting the people read your wonderful analysis)

Really glad you're feeling better!!! Don't forget to take care of yourself and drink plenty of water :)) -X

Thank you X, and thank for the support :)

Not me looking at the masterlist and realising that God!Techno has become his own character that I should write my opinion for-

👑 anon on: God!Techno

God!Technoblade: “But I think a just as equally aggressive and stubborn darling would suit him best.” So definitely not me-

But if, somehow, I caught his eye… 2/10. Maybe I won’t die, but he’s a violent god. I’m not escaping. RIP me.

This was a nice little distraction to focus on for a short time

Lmao 🤣 yeah...I had to make his own character or choice thing. There were just so many requests for him. I still have some request.

Yes he would definitely enjoy either a very stubborn reader that gets flustered easily. (He's a sweet talker). He doesn't like someone that is immediately submissive right away. Kinda like schlatt. He doesn't like someone who is overly submissive because it bores him and it just doesn't match with his vibe.

Hello! As you can see...I'm posting again. And I will be posting 2-3 times today, just to make up for the lost time. And as I am currently working on post #2, I just had a little idea to feed you little God! Techno readers of mine. So have this little idea to keep you entertained while I make your food of God! Techno.

Triggers: Nothing, just fluff and a bit of back story?

God!Techno

So like, what is it with God!Techno calling you "little theif"? Well...

If you haven't read the original post, you earned that nickname because you meet him while you were running from an angry village after stealing from them. But that doesn't have to be the only reason for your nickname.

I think he also calls you that because he likes to believe you were trying to steal his gold heart. So that's another he calls you that. Or you'll sometimes sneak on his crown/other expensive jewelry when you think he isn't looking.

But, techno would also call you his little racoon, because whenever he gifts you gold and shiney things, he notices your eyes light up, and you tend to keep them all in a little stash. That an just your size comparison.

Don't get me wrong, he also calls you normal stuff like sweet, love, dear, darling, etc.

But that is his favorite: Racoon and little theif.

:)

Hey! So good news! I am feeling better! So I will most likely began updating again tommorow! :)))))))

I know this is a weird request but how about blob and dream react to mc escaping and how they deal with it thanksss(big fan of your writing btw)

Aw thank you so much 🥰

Triggers: kidnapping, mentioning of being hunted down, mention of being yelled at and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

...Dream...

...Blob Dream...

Okay, so we’ve already been over what it is like living with these two at once.

But one thing that need to be noted, is when push comes to shove these two are fucking horrifying when they work together.

Don’t think Blob is innocent just because he isn’t the one doing physical damage.

He can just as easily work his way around to where your entire life revolves around him, and only him.

So, do not take lightly to either of these boys.

But Dream and Blob are equally as clingy towards you, with Blob actually knowing personal space.

And to Dream, personal space isn’t a word.

So, it would be pretty hard to escape.

At least one of the boys is always home.

But, once in a blue mood, you will be left alone in the house.

It will likely be in daylight, but if you have the option, I would recommend leaving at night.

It will make life easier in the long run.

But it is also a bit risky, counting that you are running from a hunter.

So if you do leave at night, it's best to stay in places like trees.

Places where there are high grounds.

~

Now, let's say you do somehow escape.

Let’s say you got out of the house, and are on the run.

Where do you go?

What is going to happen when you get out?

What will their reactions be?

How much time will you have to get away?

Well…

Let me tell you.

Just, run.

Run.

Run.

Run.

You don’t have time to think.

The minute Dream and Blob get home, they will know something is up.

It will take them exactly 32 minutes and 45 seconds to search the house and the land around it.

You have between the time you leave the house/the time they get home and that 32 minutes to run.

You don’t have time to think, but you need to be careful when you choose your location to run.

But I can tell you where your first goal destination is.

The ocean.

You better have crafted a boat before you left.

Why the ocean, you ask.

It gives you the advantage, because you get a head start, and Dream doesn’t have a big advantage in the ocean.

And it's not like he can just build across it like he does with rivers.

And once you reach the ocean?

Just keep rowing until your gut says to stop.

Your arms hurt?

I don’t care, keep sailing until you know you’ll be safe.

It’s recommended you row for at least a couple days.

~

Now, what would Dream’s and Blob’s reaction be?

Simple, Dream is beyond pissed, and Blob is beyond worried.

These two are polar opposites.

So Blob won’t be mad, but only worried sick about your safety.

While Dream is very angry.

He obviously has a god complex, and doesn’t see why you would leave your god.

After all that he has gifted you, his most devoted follower.

So, there is no way in hell he is going to let all his hard work go to waste.

He will hunt you down…even if that means using a bit of…godly help.

Yep! You heard me, reader!

This bitch brought in XD.

I did say he wouldn’t let you get away…

~

In short: You can try to get away. But you’ll always come right back. Dream will yell at you and be very mean when you first get back, while Blob will comfort and cuddle you once you get back. Dream will give what I call “angry cuddles”. He’ll hold you close to him, but mumble little angry phrases. But deep down just know that he was worried as shit.

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Thanks for reading.