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stargazing [quackity]
pairing: quackity x gn!reader
pronouns: they/them (none mentioned)
synopsis: “do you believe in love at first sight?”
wc: 1.3k
a/n: here's my entry for @bozowrites' 2k special! congratulations again <3
tw: n/a, as far as i know. (let me know if you find anything though!)
have you ever found yourself in such an absurdly calm and beautiful environment that you swore you were either dreaming, or living out a scene from a movie?
as you sat on the hood of his busted old car, your hands rested behind you to hold yourself up and your head tilted back towards the sky, you couldn’t help but feel like a character on the silver screen.
your gaze was focused on the twinkling stars above you, not even flinching as he came around the side of the car, slipping onto the hood next to you. you subconsciously smiled as he scooted closer to you, never tearing your gaze from the scenery above.
you’d found this spot a few years back, and ever since you’d come here when the two of you needed to get away from everything for awhile. it was a small cliff-like area, not far outside the city, and the view from it’s ledge went completely unmatched. there were no harsh city lights to disrupt the view of the glimmering stars above, and you adored it.
a small chill ran through you, and you must’ve visibly shivered, because he brought an arm around your shoulder, pulling you into his side. you sighed quietly at the sudden shared body head, leaning your head on his shoulder.
it was moments like these that you treasured the most. quackity was the best friend you could ask for; somehow he always knew exactly what you needed, always. you supposed after years and years of friendship, that’s what happens.
something about him was always different, though. his tender touches, his soft and caring persona, and his undying sense of humour. he was more than just your best friend, he was a part of your life you couldn’t picture yourself without.
maybe it was the cliché fear that he didn’t feel the same, or that once you made that leap from friends to something more, you’d never come back from it. maybe it was just that you were so content with your current situation, that you didn’t want the slightest thing to change in fear of losing it completely.
the two of you sat in a comfortable silence for a short while longer, before you opened your mouth and thoughtlessly spoke your mind. “do you believe in love at first sight?”
he paused, glancing down at your distant gaze before following its direction up to the night sky. you peeked up at him, watching as his brow furrowed just the slightest bit, indicating he was deep in thought. you relaxed against him once more as you patiently waited for a response.
instead of replying, however, he threw you off with a question of his own. “do you remember the day we met?” he whispered, refusing to meet your gaze. you pulled away slightly to look at him, watching his gaze flicker towards you, and you nodded softly, smiling at the fond memory.
a little boy in a beanie stumbled into the playground, hands gripping the straps of his backpack as though his life depended on it. the terrain was foreign to him, and a huge overwhelming fear of a new life was weighing him down with every step he was forced to take towards his new school.
at the age of elementary school, one doesn’t have the worries of popularity or judgement, simply fun and games and an excitement to learn. he didn’t think of it that way though, since he’d seen so many teen films where the new kid was beat up, tossed aside and looked at as a freak.
you were running around the playground, in the middle of an intense game of tag with your classmates when you noticed him for the first time. a strange boy you’d never seen before, standing by himself, looking around hopelessly lost. you stopped in your tracks, your current chaser tagging you with a small “you’re it, y/n!”, before they ran off.
you couldn’t help but eye the boy though. there was something about him you couldn’t explain, but you were drawn to him. you smiled brightly as an idea came to mind, running in the opposite direction from the group of kids you were with and towards the boy in the beanie.
you ran up behind him, tapping his shoulder gently before running a small distance away and turning back to face him. his eyes were wide, frozen as he stared at you, confused and slightly petrified. he was preparing himself for the teasing, when you surprised him completely.
“hey new kid, you’re it! c’mon! come get me!” you taunted, a mischievous sparkle in your eyes. the boy looked at you with a confused frown, before his gaze drifted behind you to where all the kids were gesturing him over.
he seemed to ponder this for a second, before he smirked and dropped his bag on the ground, running after you. you squealed, running away, laughing while he chased you back to the group, joining in on the fun.
“of course i remember.” you breathed, happily. you leaned up to his ear, beaming. “it’s the day i learned you can’t run for shit.” you whispered teasingly, and he scoffed, shoving you away from his face lightly.
“you’re the worst.” he chuckled, shaking his head. you giggled, and as your laughter died down, a wave of silence passed once more.
“you know, you didn’t answer my question.” you mumbled, turning to face him. he sighed, chewing on his lip nervously. you couldn’t possibly understand why.
“i kind of did, actually.” he whispered, and you tilted your head, edging him to continue. he took a deep breath, finally turning to face you. “you asked me if i believe in love at first sight.” he repeated, and you nodded, completely lost. he caught on, and ran a hair through his hair. “you’re so oblivious.” he muttered under his breath.
you frowned, reaching over and touching his arm gently. “you know you can tell me anything.” your words were so genuine, he swallowed and decided: it was now or never.
“why do you think i brought up the story of when we first met, after you asked me about love at first sight?” he whispered, and you pondered, your eyes widening slightly as you started to catch on. he smiled slightly at this, throwing his head back slightly and watching a plane soar overhead, lightly barely visible in the dead of night.
“are you saying..?” you breathed, and he smiled, much more forced this time.
“that was the first time i laid eyes on you, y/n.” he admitted, and you felt heat rise to your cheeks, and a bright smile tug at your lips.
you reached up, gently placing your hand on his chin as you tugged him gently to face yourself. your eyes flickered down towards his lips, you looked in his eyes, requesting permission. he took the hint, leaning forward and connecting your lips. you slid your hands around his shoulders, while his snaked behind your neck and tangled in your hair.
you pulled away for air, smiles littering both your faces. as your eyes met once more, alex watched as your eyes sparkled with emotion, with pure love just for him. he leaned his forehead against your own, simply soaking in each others’ presence.
“hey, q?” you whispered, eyes meeting his own. he hummed, and you smirked, your signature mischievous sparkle igniting in your eyes. “you know this makes you a simp, right?” you teased quietly, and he breathed out a laugh, shaking his head slightly.
“for you, i’ll gladly be the biggest simp in the world.” he replied, leaning in to connect your lips once more. as the two of you resettled, leaning flat down on the hood of his car, you could’ve sworn the stars shined brighter than ever before.
✮𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗲 - 𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲✮
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Hello! With Techno having returned to the SMP with a jail break, why not a lil imagine
Let me know if I've made any grammatical errors or need to add a CW :)
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Gender-Neutral pronouns Word Count: 1.5k CW: Reader has bad mental health, mentions of not eating, cursing
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"Holy fuck Phil" Techno breathed heavily, clutching his stomach as he curled in on himself.
"It worked!" Phil was ecstatic. The plan to get his best friend out of jail had actually w o r k e d. 3 months late mind you. Phil was too excited to notice the look of worry on his best friends face. A rare sight that Phil seemed to skim over. Heaving, Techno gripped the back of his chair to stand himself upright, trying to catch his breath. Which ultimately didn't work when what little oxygen that had entered his lungs were immediately coughed out as Phil tackled him into a hug. Techno froze. Dream wasn’t exactly the most affectionate. Especially not to Technoblade. He hasn’t had any type of affection since the day he decided to visit. which happened to be a kiss and a hug from you. Techno shook his head, wasting no time in grabbing Phils shoulders and pushing him off of him. Phil stared at Techno incredulously, disbelief. His best friend that had disappeared for 3 months was finally back.
And still as cold as ever.
Technoblade stared at Philza intensely, stilling gripping the shorter man by the shoulders.
"You alright mate?" Techno twitched as he heard the words fall from Phil’s mouth. Oh how he had longed to hear him talk. Not that he would ever verbally admit it. He coughed, averting his eyes down to his pants as he pretended to wipe off any dust.
"Uh... yeah I am fine Phil." Phil quirked his head to the side, a soft smile on his face as he looked at Techno. Standing awkwardly in silence, Technoblades worry had returned. Remembering what he needed from Phil. A simple request really.
"Phil. Where are they?"
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Angry was an understatement. He had left you for 3 months. MONTHS without a word or a trace.
Interrogating Phil for Technos whereabouts was no use. Every time he saw you for even a split second, he would be flying away surrounded by his crows. In the beginning, he would talk to you. Saying,
"Nah, haven't heard anything from Techno, sorry mate" "Oh you know how he is, he's probably gone to let out some steam. He'll be back soon enough"
But by week 2 of the questioning, he began getting fed up. Knowing he wouldn't be able to face you without cracking.
Each day was harder and harder to cope with. Things in your life had started to crumble and completely fall apart. You never realised how much you needed Techno, well, depended on Techno to support you emotionally. You had Ranboo, but nowadays he's with Tubbo and Michael nearly 24/7. There was Philza, but he's been avoiding you, knowing Technoblade wouldn’t want you to know where his was.
Things had gotten tough alone in the Tundra. You refused to go to Technos house, hell you refused to even leave your own. You had stopped catering to your farm, letting Phil do all of the dirty work. Eating became minimal. Only doing so when you truly had to. These past 3 months were probably the worst months of your entire life. The only thing occupying your time is being curled up in a ball in your bed. Swaddled in blankets as a baby would be.
So when you heard those 4 rhythmic knocks you had been longing to hear for these past few months. Your heart raced, excitement blooming. A smile stretched towards your eyes, causing the apples of your cheeks to turn a bright red, eyes crinkling. Desperately trying not to get tangled within the sheets, you bolted out of your room and down the stairs to open your front door. Hoping, wishing, knowing, who was going to be behind it. As expected, when you opened the door. There stood the Blood God himself.
His usual soft pink hair, now matted and frizzy, no longer in a braid. His bright ruby eyes, wearing his golden framed glasses he claims to hate so much. (which Sam so kindly let him wear in the prison as his contacts had dried out) Pointed ears adorned in gold jewellery, which he admittedly put in before he saw you as he had taken them out before he visited Dream, as Sam would have forced him to. Red robe nowhere to be seen, only wearing a cotton white shirt stained with various different patches from wearing it for so long. Stubble had grown over the lower half of his face. Techno was never able to grow a beard.
You took in his appearance, not caring how disheveled and gross he was at that moment. He was him. He was there. In person. With you. Tears immediately fell down your face, a loud sob escaping your throat. You couldn't contain yourself. All of these pent up emotions had finally been let out in one gut wrenching cry. You threw yourself at him. Taking in his warmth and scent. He snorted at your antics. Missing the way your cheek rested against his shoulder, and how your arms fit perfectly around his neck, successfully trapping him against your body.
If he thought he missed Phil, he didn't even know what this feeling was. No words could describe what he felt as he was gone. Of course he missed Phil, Phil is his best friend, his partner in crime, father-figure. But you... You were different. Technoblade loves you. Different from how he loves Phil. No, he is in love with you. Being away from you for so long with no way to contact you was eating him from the inside out. There wasn't a second he wasn't in pain in that godforsaken prison. Wanting nothing more than to hold you against his chest, cherishing in the warmth of your hands on his scalp as you massaged his head softly. As you were doing in this moment.
Your body wracked in his arms, sobbing loudly, tears making a wet patch in his shirt. Not that he minded. He pulled you impossibly closer. His head tucked in the space between your neck and shoulder just taking in your scent. Tears of his own fell down his cheeks, trying as hard as he could to suppress them, but try as he might, he ultimately failed.
"Fuck Tech" you murmured against his skin, voice wavering in the process. He inhaled a sharp breath humming in acknowledgment.
"I know" he whispered, wanting this moment to never end. Unfortunately for him you pulled away. A whine had escaped his throat at the loss of contact. If anyone could make Technoblade become vulnerable, it was you, and only you.
"God" you said staring at him once again. Your hands were resting on his shoulders as his lightly pressed against your waist, tightening the longer you stood there. Never wanting to let go of you again. "At this point..." you trailed off, trying to find the right words. You looked behind him at the snow, before looking down at your feet. Wrong move. One of Technos hands immediately left your waist to grab your face, forcing you to look him in the eyes once again.
"Please" he pleaded quietly. "Please don't look away, I'm scared I'll disappear again. That this is all a dream" His heart was thumping against his rib cage at the confession. He was almost certain you could hear it. You smiled at him softly. Lifting a hand to meet his against your cheek, nuzzling into it slightly before grabbing his and moving it back to your waist. Moving your arm back around his neck, resting in the same position as before.
Never breaking eye contact.
"I promise to never look away, unless you do it first" You bargained with him, he laughed softly. “And i promise that this isn’t a dream”
"In that case, I think we're going to be stuck on your porch for the rest of our lives." He smirked, reveling in the way your eyes crinkled as you laughed, a bright smile littering your face. You calmed down staring at him lovingly.
"At this point Techno" You continued what you were saying before Technos anxiety had spiked. "I don't give a shit about where you were or why you were gone for so long. I'm just glad you're finally back"
He giggled. Which had shocked you. You didn't think Techno even knew what giggling was, let alone having done it himself.
"I love you" He whispered as he started to lower his head towards yours.
"I love you too idiot" Murmuring just loud enough for him to hear, before meeting him half way and pressing your lips against his. His small tusks grazed your cheeks slightly, immediately lighting up with blush. God how you had missed this feeling. The kiss was soft. But passionate. Pouring both of your emotions into it. The grip he had on your waist lightened before he wrapped his arms around your lower back, pulling you as close as humanly possible. The two parted for a split second to catch their breath before diving back in.
They had a lot of catching up to do.
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Did anyone else see Phil read technos will live??? I sobbed. It wasn't even sad.
Thats a lie i am lying to myself.
Have a good day/night :)
-Birdy
Hello! As you can see...I'm posting again. And I will be posting 2-3 times today, just to make up for the lost time. And as I am currently working on post #2, I just had a little idea to feed you little God! Techno readers of mine. So have this little idea to keep you entertained while I make your food of God! Techno.
Triggers: Nothing, just fluff and a bit of back story?
God!Techno

So like, what is it with God!Techno calling you "little theif"? Well...
If you haven't read the original post, you earned that nickname because you meet him while you were running from an angry village after stealing from them. But that doesn't have to be the only reason for your nickname.
I think he also calls you that because he likes to believe you were trying to steal his gold heart. So that's another he calls you that. Or you'll sometimes sneak on his crown/other expensive jewelry when you think he isn't looking.
But, techno would also call you his little racoon, because whenever he gifts you gold and shiney things, he notices your eyes light up, and you tend to keep them all in a little stash. That an just your size comparison.
Don't get me wrong, he also calls you normal stuff like sweet, love, dear, darling, etc.
But that is his favorite: Racoon and little theif.
:)
Ok, I'm going to bite and ask what would happen to the dear reader if they break god!Dream's trust?

I got you guys! And your wish is my command 🌺 anon!
Triggers: mention of unhealthy relationship, extreme violence described in detail, tearing apart of the body, heartbreak, extreme cruelty mentioned, Gore, manipulation, trickery, obsessive behavior, HEAVY GORE, possessive behavior, and yandere like behavior. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN READING!
Enjoy.
God!Dream

Wow...like really...wow…
How did you do it?
How did you take one of the most gentle creatures and break him?
You must have done something really fucked up.
And you did.
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GD had given you everything…
Materials to build with.
Animals to play with.
Worlds to explore.
Pencils to mark with.
Pray to hunt.
Music to dance to.
Instruments to play.
And everything else in between.
But most importantly...his heart, for you to love.
He gave you all of the affection you could ever want.
He was at your beckoning call.
Hell, he would have bowed to you if you asked.
…
But you didn't want that.
No.
You HAD to be selfish and go on to betray him.
You weren't nice about it either.
You TRICKED him…
You played with his heart and made him feel like you loved him.
You leaned in closer to him when he held you.
You held his hand, made him flower crowns, cooked him your strange human food, and even said you LOVED him.
And he believed you.
Why wouldn't he?
He gave you all of these things and you were finally returning the favors.
It was beautiful.
It was like all of this hard work had finally paid off into creating the most perfect relationship he could ever imagine.
…
But you...had other plans.
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It was a rather cold night.
You had just finished building the cabin and invited GD to sleep with you that night.
Sleep with you in the same room. In the same bed.
He swears his heart could have skipped a thousand beats... If he had an actual physical heart…
But that didn't matter.
It was late in the night when you acted.
You wormed out of GD's loose grip, and slipped on some shoes.
You then grabbed a pre packed bag, slipped on your shoes and bolted.
You ran as fast as you've ever ran in your life.
And if for being honest here it took GD a little while to realize that you had left.
It first noticed your absence in the bed and got up to go see if you had to use the restroom or something alike.
But when he couldn't find you in the house he began to worry.
So then he searched the surrounding forest and woodland area.
Nothing.
He had been denying it this entire time, but he finally had to face the reality.
You had left him.
You to run away.
You… had tricked him…
And that would be your last time doing so.
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After he realizes that you're gone, It won't take him long at all to find you.
And when he does you're fucked.
He'll use his godly telekinesis powers to make you trip and stumble for a while.
And when you do finally get on your butt, and aren't dizzy you'll see one hell of a sight.
You'll see his face.
His tear stained cheeks and red eyes.
Those tears are still flowing from his eyes.
But most horrifying of all you'll see his frown.
That's the first time you will ever see him frown.
And the last time you will ever see him frown.
GD, will not be pleasant.
And don't think you can get out of this.
He will make you feel the pain he is feeling.
It'll start by throwing you around like you're some doll.
Making sure you hit trees, rocks, sharp stones, and etc.
And once some of your bones are broken and you have cuts all over and begin to break every single bone in your body.
He'll make sure you stay alive for that.
GD, will make sure that you hear every crack of your bone and every snap of your muscle.
And once you are unable to move, he won't stop there.
He will keep tearing you apart until you are nothing, but a sobbing face and beating heart.
And after that.
He'll slowly tear your heart out, and make sure not to damage it.
He'll then put it in a jar to preserve it, and put it on a shelf.
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He won't be the same after that.
He'll become cruel and monstrous.
And because he becomes so ashamed of himself He will put on a mask.
And on that mask will be engraved an XD.
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In short: If you don't understand it, read it again…
Word count: 731
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Thanks for reading!
Oh could you do headcanons about platonic yandere god!dream with a child reader?
Of course!
Triggers: mention of mass death, safe for everyone to read! Mostly just fluff.
Enjoy.
God!Dream

Oh my god!
It's going to be the most wholesome thing you have ever seen!
Okay- How did you two meet?
Well, you were fairly young (6-8 years old).
And your village had been destroyed by the God of war, Technoblade.
You were the only survivor of your people, you were barely surviving in a ruggedy old shack you can barely call a house.
But one day things took a turn for the best.
One day a beautiful deity came down from the skies and landed in the middle of the rebel that used to be your hometown.
He stepped gently on the ground and looked around with a frown on his face.
Sorrows painted his entire being.
You peeked out from behind one of the few semi-standing walls, and that's when he saw you.
He spoke with a soft tone.
"Little one? Are you lost? Where is your family? What happened?"
So many questions and so little time to process it all.
While it did take you a good 15 minutes to answer his first four questions, you somehow ended up walking away from your old home holding hands with this deity that calls himself Dream.
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Life with GD is the best thing ever.
It's like living with the fun older sibling.
GD has never raised a child before, let alone be left alone with one for more than a few moments.
So everything was new.
For both of you.
So what better way than to explore life together?
GD will teach you everything he knows, and trust me, it's a lot.
He will take you to the most wondrous of places, and show you new creatures of the Earth that you have never seen before.
GD will also teach you his ways of life.
That peace and a gentle soul are the best ways to live.
Any questions you ask, he will answer.
Though, while GD isn't the best experience with children He has no shame in asking for help.
That's when the friendly neighborhood god of death Philza comes in!
He'll help GD with everything GD doesn't know how to do.
Yay reader!
You get a new god friend!
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GD will also want to learn from you.
Teach him all the things your parents taught you.
Tell him the stories you remember.
Tell him about you, your life, your likes, your dislikes, and everything else in between.
GD is just about as curious as you.
He'll even have you play a little game where: you ask him a question about anything and he'll answer, then he asks you a question about humans and you have to answer the best you can.
GD is a nurturing caretaker and will support you on any hobby that you want to do.
He'll try his best to learn about the hobby and learn as much as he can.
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There really is no downside to GD taking care of you, everyday is a new adventure for the both of you.
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In short: It's probably the best thing to happen. It's wholesome, happy, and healthy. What more can you ask for?
Word count: 518
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Thanks for reading!
Could I request (pretty please) something w/god!Wilbur and an S/O who knows just how to stroke his ego? thank
Triggers: Mention of kidnapping, mention of punishment, God complex, superiority complex, unhealthy relationship, toxic relationship, forced relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading!
Enjoy.
God!Wilbur

Dear Lord Reader…
Welp, we'll just say this now.
You definitely will be on his good side.
God!Wilbur (GW), already has one hell of a pride, and anyone be damned if they dare hurt it.
So let me line this up for you.
You are HIS darling.
That HE allows to be in HIS presence.
You have the privilege to be by HIS side.
You damn well be stroking his ego with your thanks alone.
Yep, that's how he sees it.
You are so far below him, that you should be on your knees for at least an hour a day thanking GW for allowing you to be graced by such a blessing of being loved by him.
GW will expect you to thank him at least once a day.
Yes, whether you meet it or not he expects it.
He could care less if you actually mean it, just as long as you say it his ego is stroked.
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Now let's say that you do have the natural talent of stroking his ego.
Oh my oh my.
He's going to love you even more.
Don't you dare think for a second that the ego stroking is going to get you away from him.
If anything, it's going to make him even more attached to you.
This is what he has wanted all along.
Someone who understands him.
Someone who gets his needs and wants.
Someone...to serve him.
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Well shit, you just dug yourself an even deeper hole.
Wait-
Don't tell me you actually thought stroking his ego would get you out of this…
If anything this just makes things a lot harder for you.
Because now that GW knows that you know how to impress him and how to satisfy him he expects nothing less of you.
He expects that you constantly treat him with the exact same respect you've been treating him with.
It doesn't matter how he's been treating you, just how you treat him.
Like a God.
Like your god.
That's probably the biggest thing you can say to him.
That he, GW, is your, one and only, GOD.
That comment will put GW on cloud 9 for the rest of the week.
But…
(Yes there's always a catch.)
Now GW expects you to call him your God every single day along the same thank you.
And he won't forget either, and he doesn't like to remind you more than once.
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Heaven forbid you mess up accidentally.
Because that's going to call for a punishment.
And His punishments aren't something to be taken lightly.
They will leave you traumatized, but he doesn't care after all…
He is your God.
GW has high expectations for you to uphold, So I hope you're prepared for that.
Don't think about running away, It won't work.
Your God has eyes everywhere.
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In short: GW will most likely fall in love with you even more. As well as have even higher expectations of you. Honestly if you ask me, it's better for you not to stroke his ego. Or you might just be digging yourself an even deeper hole of misery.
Word count: 522
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Thanks for reading!
Ooooh! I really liked the god techno with a child reader! If you don’t mind could you make some headcannons of XD with a child reader?! I absolutely love you work thank you so much!!!
Thank you!
Triggers: mention of isolation, mention of kidnapping, mention of emotional neglect, unhealthy relationship, toxic relationship, manipulative behaviors, obsessive behaviors, possessive behaviors, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading!
Enjoy.

DreamXD
Alright...so this is a gamble.
XD is most likely going to start out being very cold towards you.
Why did he pick you up?
Because he needed a successor just in case something happened to him.
And you happened to be the nearest thing that didn't look like a total dumbass.
So that's when he flew out of nowhere, and scooped you up.
Though, it's not like you had much to say oppose.
If you're being honest with yourself, no one at home was waiting for you to return.
So with that he took you back all the way up to the heavens.
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Oh my oh my.
You'll have entire heavens to explore, nothing will be off limits!
But don't expect XD to follow you everywhere.
At first XD is going to give you the bare minimum of his attention.
He'll only give you your meals, water, clothing, and somewhere to sleep.
That's it.
There is no asking or answering of any questions.
XD won't ask you any, and he'll expect you to not ask him any.
If you have a query, you're better off going to the other gods.
Though this could backfire after a while.
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If XD catches when you're going to other gods for help or advice, he's not going to be having any of it.
He will stomp down to the god's realm and take you back to his throne himself.
XD sees you as any other darling.
You need to rely on him and him alone.
And there will be no other way that you are getting help.
After he finds out that you were going to other gods for help and he takes you back things are going to change.
I'll make sure to keep a closer eye on you, you won't be allowed to explore as freely as you used to.
And actually, he'll give you more of his attention.
He won't answer all your questions, but he'll answer the ones he deems acceptable to answer.
But hey beggars can't be choosers can they.
Be happy that he's even talking to you.
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Though don't take us kindness for granted.
If you try and do anything stupid you're not going to get away with that consequences.
Punishments usually look like being isolated in a dark room for days on end.
Only ever seeing XD when he gives you food and water.
He doesn't care how old you are, punishments are punishments.
Though if you are on the younger side he may take it a bit easier and simply make you sit in a room for a couple hours.
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You'll never really be able to call XD a "father".
He's more of a strict uncle that adopted you after your parents died.
That's likely the closest you'll ever get to him.
But hey, he can't get too soft.
He is training you to be just like him after all.
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In short: Probably not what you expected. He's not the worst person in the world when it comes to caring for a child. But he definitely ain't world's best dad...if you know what I'm saying.
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Could we get a part two of the trying to escape during a stream like an aftermath situation or something 🙏🏻🙏🏻 your work is amazing and I am on my knees begging lmao. Hope you have an amazing day:3
Of course! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
Triggers: Heavy mind twisting, isolation, punishment, heavy toxicity, mind break, heavy manipulation, unhealthy relationship, toxic relationship, unhealthy obsession, obsessive behaviors, possessive behaviors, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading!
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Wilbur

Wilbur will definitely punish you, there is no debate on that.
He'll likely either keep an eye on you 24/7 or keep you in complete isolation.
Wilbur will say on his social media that he is taking a break, so he can devote all of his time to you.
Wilbur will make sure you never want to leave the house again.
He'll do that by slowly feeding you false news about the world and how dangerous it is becoming.
He'll use your worst fears against you.
And he’ll make sure this punishment is one that you will not forget anytime soon.
You need to know where you belong, and that is right next to him for the rest of your days.
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For your punishment, Wilbur won't lay a hand on you, but he will use phycological torture.
He'll tap into a part of his mind that he didn't even think he had.
You thought Wilbur was cruel before?
Well, you've got a surprise waiting for you.
He'll start by getting rid of your senses.
He'll put a thick blindfold over your eyes, noise canceling headphones over your ears, and he'll tie you against the walls.
You'll be tied into the shape of an X, and you will be tied a little too far.
So that the little sting in your joints slowly gets worse and worse.
Wilbur will be sure to keep you like this for days, only giving you water and the minimal amount of food.
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After your days spent in complete isolation, Wilbur will let you out.
He knows at this point it's very likely you'll be beyond mad at him.
But he won't care, your punishment will continue.
Wilbur will put a rope around your hands, and a leash out of the long end.
You'll be forced to follow him around for as long as he sees fit.
You'll stand there while he makes lunch for himself, and gives you the scraps.
You'll sit there while he plays video games and pays you no attention.
You'll lay there on the floor while he sleeps soundly.
While he does make you stand and follow him everywhere, he will not give you an ounce of attention.
Wilbur will completely ignore you, and if you end up walking too slowly, he'll tug on the rope.
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Though, if you were already crying and clinging to him when you got done with the first half of your punishment…
Congratulations!
You avoided the second half of the punishment.
His heart will be aching as your tears streamed down your face.
Your hands clawed desperately at him.
You crawled to him so sadly when he untied you that first time.
Wilbur didn't have the heart to punish you further.
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By the end of your punishment(s), you'll be a mess.
And no longer able to properly function mentally for a while.
You'll cling on to Wilbur like he is the embodiment of life itself.
You'll say how grateful you are for him.
How he is your savior.
How much you love him.
How great of a hero he is.
How he is your life.
And Wilbur will love every bit of it.
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In short: Your punishments will be extreme. You'll regret ever even thinking of an escape.
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Tw: angst, mental manipulation. Hi, your recent post about god!Dream’s reaction toward his darling’s betrayal gives me an idea. How about it is dreamxd uses his power to control reader into running away from god dream because he hated how god Dream is treating the mortal nicely and want to teach him about the “true nature” of humans? It is only when god!dream killed his obsession that he learnt about the truth, and he killed his willing obsession because of Xd’s manipulation, what would he does next?
I love this!
Triggers: Heavy mental manipulation, implied gory killing, heavy manipulation, mind twisting, obsessive behaviors, possessive behaviors, toxic relationship, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy obsession and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading!
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(A/n, XD dialogue will be in red/GD will be in green.)
DreamXD

Oh boy…this going to a field day.
Tie your shoe laces reader.
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XD is a being full of envy, always wanting the things others have.
And you happened the catch his eye.
XD and GD never really got along.
XD saw GD as weak and blinded to reality.
XD thought GD was helpless, to gentle, to naive, to kind.
While GD always saw XD as cruel and mean.
To GD, XD was horrible, ruthless, to honest, and blinded by chaos and carnage.
The two were like oil and water, and had not see or talked to one another for centuries.
Though, that all changed when you came into the picture.
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When XD saw GD had you, he was curious.
Though, curiosity quickly turned to jealousy and greed.
XD saw how GD treated you with nothing but kindess and patience.
XD then saw how you began to treat GD with the same kindness.
And XD hated it.
He felt this twisted feeling in his gut that he's not used to.
And so began his plan.
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XD will mostly use hallucinations on you, to make you want to escape GD.
XD will also uses nightmares that feel a little to real.
He'll start things off slow with small and faint whispers of GD speaking of doing terrible things.
The whispers will slowly get louder and louder.
Then you'll start to see things.
You'll see GD approaching you with a hand raised, and right before he hits you, he'll disappear.
Leaving you on the floor, breathing heavily and still processing what just happened.
The nightmares explain themselves fairly well.
XD's manipulation of your mind will slowly start to make you more and more paranoid.
You'll start to slowly get the idea of escaping GD.
The nightmares and hallucinations will only get worse.
They'll get so bad that is pushes you over the edge.
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We all knows what happens when you escape GD.
You know the rush of fear what waves through all your bones as you continue to run for dear life.
Praying that something will rescue you.
But, you know.
Deep down, you caused this.
Though when it does come to the…final event, it's quite bloody.
And XD will have had been watching the whole thing.
From when you began running away, all to when you took your final breath.
When GD finally comes to, and is no longer seeing just red, he'll stand in shock, seeing the damage he has caused.
GD will look down and see your mangled dead body and stare.
He will be torn on whether to cry or the be angry at himself for not seeing the truth.
That's when XD will come to set GD's torn thoughts to rest.
"Do you see now?" XD will ask.
"Wha…" GD will breath out in a breath of heavy air.
"The true nature of humans, my beloved…" (PLOT TWIST!!)
"To see how..cruel they are. All they do is take, and take. They never give, it is only about their survival. Once you are no longer of use to them, they throw you out. Like a mangled fox's body." XD sneered walking slowly behind GD.
One set of arms slowly wrapping around the waist of GD.
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In short: GD will never find out.
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Howdy! May I ask for headcannons about asking yan!techno (either god or normal i dont have a preference) to play tag in the woods? say his captive is bored and fidgety and wants to run around for a bit, and they dont try to escape or anything, like if he calls them they immediately run back. would he shut them down? humour them? say sure and give his 100% and not give them a chance? Thank you very much!
Triggers: Nothing really, just fluff! Safe for everyone to read!
(This might be a bit short)
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Technoblade

Oh my! Wholesome Techno alert.
I can definitely see Techno humoring this behavior, IF you have been a good darling.
He would definitely use this as some sort of a treat for gold behavior.
Say you've been behaving all week.
You've been compliant and haven't thrown a single fit!
You've eaten all the meals he has cooked for you, you've even cuddled with him on a few occasions!
So how could he say no to you.
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It started with you walking over to Techno's reading chair with your hands behind your back and big ol' puppy eyes.
He looked up from his book, glasses on the lower part of his nose.
Techno raised a brow as if to ask what you needed.
You, in return, gave him a cheeky smile and asked him the question:
'Can we go play tag in the forest?'
To be honest, you caught him off guard.
He was expecting something else, but he was also pleasantly caught off guard.
It made him happy to know that you wanted to spend time with him.
Techno didn't care how you two spent time together, as long as you got to do it.
Techno sat quiet for a moment, still registering the question you just asked him.
Though once he gets it through his piglin head, he responded with a quietly yes, and nod.
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You were so excited you could barley get your boots on all the way.
Techno chuckles at your excitement.
The moment you are out the door your off, running into the forest.
You had touched Techno's shoulder and yelled 'Tag!' before taking off.
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The first time you played tag Techno had Steve right next to you during the entire game, just in case you tried anything or danger came up.
But as time went on Techno trusted you more and more.
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In short: This is a wonderful game to play if you been behaving. Techno will 100% amuse you and play with you. Though…it can also be used a punishment…
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And now based on my last ask it gave me more brain worms, this time for a request.
I know it kinda breaks the timeline (maybe it’s a case like the Doctor and River Song from Doctor Who where their timelines are reversed, so the earlier it is in the Darling’s life, the later it is in XD/GD), but what if GD had a Darling that used to be around XD, and so was terrified of him for that reason?
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Triggers: Mention of past abuse, mention of passed toxic and unhealthy relationship, mention of yandere behaviors, mostly just fluff. Safe for most to read.
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God!Dream

You had just gotten out of the grasp of the monster that is XD, and it had been a few months.
You went into hiding in a small village, just off the coast of the ocean.
It was a quiet town, with only a total of about 50-60 people living there.
Everyone knew everyone, and they welcomed you with open arms.
They were some of the very few people that actually listened and believed you when you told the story.
And best of all no one in this village worshiped XD.
They only worshiped the god nature and man, Dream.
Or as many of the people around here called it GD.
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Life was well in the village, till one day GD had come down to visit the people in his favorite village.
He had memorized everyone in the village, so he immediately noticed you.
At first he thought you were a fellow deity just by your beauty alone.
The moment GD got the opportunity to speak with you he took it.
He was shy, and didn't know what to say.
It was a first with him, he always knew what to say.
But this time he felt butterflies in his stomach.
He walked over, slowly, so as to not scare you.
You were as well quick to notice him and you looked up from your book.
You began to shake, and your eyes widened.
You could already feel the tears swelling up in your eyes.
"Hello." GD spoke gently, his voice was normal.
Nothing like XD's.
You stayed silent.
GD sat down slowly, next to you under the tree.
"I've noticed you are new here…when did you begin your stay?"
Still silent.
"Um…A-are you scared of me?"
His heart dropped when you nodded.
Why were you scared of him?
Was it something he did?
Something he said?
Where did this fear come from?
Was it a rumor?
"You're not like him?....XD right?..."
"Huh-? Wait- What do you mean?"
He sounded so confused to you.
"What happened?"
You bit your lip not knowing if you could trust him, but after a while of him asking you eventually gave in and told him your story.
You told him everything that XD did to you and GD just sat and listened.
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That was the beginning of a blooming relationship.
GD made it his biggest effort to try and befriend you.
Not only because he felt bad, but because he genuinely wanted to hang out with you more.
But slowly his feelings of friendliness became less platonic and more romantic.
He started slow with courting you, and you didn't seem uncomfortable!
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In short: GD will be gentle, and do everything he can to make you feel better and more safe!
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Howdy madden! I hope your day is going well!
(this isnt a request or anything, just thoughts I wish to share)
idk why but i love the idea that like,, scratching under techno’s chin and along his jawline makes him melt into your hands and he’ll do that thing cats do were he’ll press into your hands
so like if hes sitting somewhere reading and you come up behind him and start scritches he just, sinks into the seat. book goes down, eyes shut, idk maybe he lets out little content groans, and he just keeps leaning into your hands. you could probably get him to lay down if you keep lowering your hands as he pushes into them.
Idc what this was planned to be. This is a head cannon now. Your welcome.
Triggers: Nothing, pure fluff. Safe for everyone to read!
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Technoblade

Oh yes, give this man all of the chin scratches.
Though your gonna have to be pretty close with him if you want to give him all the scratches.
He won't let some new darling touch him in such a sensitive spot like that.
So your gonna have to work for it and build some trust.
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If you do try to scratch his chin with having a strong trust with you, it's not gonna end well.
He'll immediately stand up and look down at you with a hard glare.
Then he'll ask:
"What the hell do you think your doing?"
He'll be cold twords you for awhile after that one.
Techno won't even let you touch him for a few weeks.
He still loves you and all, but you two were not that close in his book.
I would recommend not doing it again after that without his permission.
So in short, you'll have to rebuild all that trust again, THEN you'll have to ask permission.
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Though if you two do have a very stable and firm trust, then go for it!
Do it when he least expects it, you'll get the best reaction.
For example:
Techno was enjoying the sound of the crackling fire infront of him. He sat in his favorite reading seat and had a book open of old mythologies.
It was one of his favorites.
His eyes skimmed the passage of the page, to engulfed by his book to notice the figure sneaking up behind him.
The floor boards creeked ever so slightly under you feet.
But you were quick to be behind Techno.
And that's when you struck.
You had quickly reached under Techno's chin and began gently scratches.
Techno inhealed in surprise, but quickly let out a low groan and melted into your touch.
His ears lowerd and his eyes closed.
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In short: You still tease him about it to this day.
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