Sirius: Where You Headed Bambi?

Sirius: Where you headed Bambi?

Harry, 6 years old: To ride your motorcycle...

Sirius: Have fun bud! Remember how I taught you to fly it and don't take off too-

Remus: You did what!?

Harry: Err Draco why is there a Pentagram on the floor...?

Draco: You said to satanize the house..

Harry: I SAID SANATIZE

Because I sincerely believe that even if Dumbledore could leave baby Harry at the doorstep for a night- the Mcgonagall I know would’ve stayed behind, crying silent tears over the loss of her two students, and holding the infant in her arms.

In the morning when milkman arrived, he was rather amused by seeing a tabby cat sitting by a small bundle..

why am i like this guys

Everyone is always going on and on about how unobservant Harry is.

But I like to think it was a product of growing up neglected; learning to be noticed as little as possible, and spending basically his entire life in the wizarding world facing off against evil.  So its not entirely that at his core he was unobservant but that he had learned it, because he had learned growing up to take up as little space as possible, both emotionally and physically.

So to Harry it became second nature to not notice things because god he didn’t want anyone noticing anything about him.

Except after the war, when he returns for 8th year he starts to notice all kinds of things; the way Dean and Seamus sit oh so close and gosh did they always do that, the way Ron and Hermione both tense up when the other one isn’t in the room but relax as soon as they’re near each other, the way people seem hopeful and scared all at once, or even small things like the way the wind sounds blowing against the window when he can’t sleep.

And the more he notices, the more he finds that maybe he wouldn’t quite mind if someone else noticed him.

Which is exactly how he starts to notice Malfoy.  Because now that he has started noticing all kinds of things he recognizes what these things mean too…and he definitely recognizes the slump of Malfoy’s shoulders, or the way his head turns up whenever someone new enters a room, or the way he finds every corner to sit in as soon as entering a room, and especially the way he’s always alone.  Because Harry knows exactly what it looks like when you don’t want people to notice you. 

And the more Harry looks the more he can’t stop looking, and he wonders how he could have spent so many years obsessed with Malfoy but never actually noticing things about him; like the way he cradles his tea as if absorbing its warmth before drinking it, the way he licks his lips when he reads, the way his face looks flushed and healthy only when he sneaks back into the castle after a secret broom ride (except its not so secret because Harry is pretty much always watching him), or the way he reads muggle novels in the library when he thinks no one can see.

Until one day, when Harry has his head buried in a book studying, and someone sits down beside him and he doesn’t even need to look up to know who it is because he recognizes the sounds Malfoy makes when he pulls out a chair and the way he holds his breath when he’s nervous and especially the way he smells; like fresh air and too strong tea and ink - he smells like hope Harry thinks, holding his breath too as Malfoy slides down into the seat beside him.

“So…” Malfoy whispers.

”So,” Harry answers back, still staring at the book in front of him, almost afraid to look at Malfoy as if he might spook him.

“I wasn’t sure if you’d be here,” Malfoy finally says after several minutes of silence which should be awkward but instead just feel charged with anticipation.

“I’m always here on Saturdays,” Harry says, finally turning to look at Malfoy.  He wonders why he looks so nervous. 

“I know,” Malfoy huffs, finally making eye contact with Harry and the look in his eyes makes something deep and tight in Harry’s chest uncurl because oh…oh.  Maybe he hasn’t been the only one noticing things.

“Did you want-”

“Yes,” Malfoy blurts out.

“I didn’t even finish asking you.  What if I asked if you wanted to go jump in the lake naked and look for the giant squid,” Harry says, his face breaking out into a smile that seems to make Malfoy relax.

“Still would’ve said Yes,” Malfoy says, no hint of sarcasm.

“Oh.  Well aright then.”  And Harry does something which feels a bit brave and a bit stupid and reaches over to lay his hand on Malfoy’s knee.  Only instead of yelling at him or pushing him away Malfoy smiles, for what Harry thinks must be the first time that whole year, and lays his own hand over Harry’s.

“Alright,” Malfoy says, linking their fingers.

And Harry smiles again, because yeah things really are alright.

I am just adore your Mini Ronnie doodles. He is so small but so full of love \(ToT)/ Anyways, if you like the idea and your not too busy I thought of a cute scene where Romione are doing homework on the common room couch and they both keep sneakily scootching closer to each other until they are just kinda snuggled up, they're still working but they are so happy that they are together....harry can fanboi over it in the background too because I came for the mini Ron but I stayed for mini Harry

Thank you so much and LMAO YES WE LOVE MINI HARRY💗💗💗💗

Mini Harry: The ship has sailed my friend

*Draco sitting at the gryffindor table.*

Draco: You will seriously look at me and tell me that you think you won the housecup faire and square each time?!

Seamus: We deserved that cup, tell him Harry.

Harry: I still wanna get laid so no thanks.

Ron: Oh you bloody prat, we worked our asses off for that cup.

Draco: Merlin, NO, you did NOT. You just won because Dumbledore wanted you too.

Neville: Guys I think he might be right.

Seamus: Oh shut it, that snake is just a sore loser.

Draco: HARRY, did you hear that?! He called me a snake, aren’t you gonna say anything?

Harry frustrated: Ugh fuck me!

Draco: Well that’s not gonna happen now.

Harry: That’s not what I- *sigh*

Harry: I need a nap.