Remus: How Did You Get Detention?

Remus: How did you get detention?

Harry: Well Snape asked me a question but I didn’t know the answer…

Harry: Then he walked up and pointed his wand at me and said…“There is an idiot at the end of this wand”… So I asked which end?

Sirius, tearing up: I taught him well…

James, from the afterlife: That’s my boy!

Harry: Err Draco why is there a Pentagram on the floor...?

Draco: You said to satanize the house..

Harry: I SAID SANATIZE

For @thecrazyfan-girl I Gotchu :)

Mini Sirius really needs to just step down

Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!! but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

Sirius: Where you headed Bambi?

Harry, 6 years old: To ride your motorcycle...

Sirius: Have fun bud! Remember how I taught you to fly it and don't take off too-

Remus: You did what!?

Because I sincerely believe that even if Dumbledore could leave baby Harry at the doorstep for a night- the Mcgonagall I know would’ve stayed behind, crying silent tears over the loss of her two students, and holding the infant in her arms.

In the morning when milkman arrived, he was rather amused by seeing a tabby cat sitting by a small bundle..

why am i like this guys