Somebody Explain This Image

Somebody explain this image

Why'd I wait so long to like and reblog this? I gotta get back into parodies. And now that I'm doing marvel characters, it's going to be pretty fun. Great parody!

Being freeing by Earthrealmer Kombattants from Shao Khan’s magic and Shang Tsung’s Shenanigans, Ermac come back in Outworld to kill their former masters, with determination and a song.

Who could have guessed when Cassie Cage showed an innocent Earthian cartoon to the Collective of Souls, the consequences will be devastating for the Emperor and the Sorcerer ?

[Ermac :]

It’s a beautiful day in Outworld,

Birds are singing, flowers are blooming

On days like these, Kombattants like you

Should be burning in Netherrealm.

[To Shao Khan]

We are Ermac. Back together.

And we never going kneel again to the likes of you,

Because we are for more better.

And every souls are yelling “Go kill the emperor”.

We never wanted to work under your rule.

Blood in our hands, and we were playing the part of the fool

Somehow we can’t go back even if we really wanted to

But there is only thing  we can do.

Come at us, with your fancy Hammer !

Come at us, you’re just another fighter !

Go ahead and try to smash us if you’re able.

Can’t you see that our determination is unbreakable ?

We can see you hate the way we intermingle.

But we think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.

You’re not gonna stop what we’ve made together.

We’re gonna stay in this construct forever.

If you crush us apart we’ll regenerate newer.

And we’ll always be more that you are.

[Chorus of Souls :] We are made o-o-o-o-of So-o-o-o-ouls of So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls

[To Shang Tsung :]

Go ahead and try to trap us if you’re able.

Can’t you see that our relationship is stable ?

We know we are somethin’ you’re afraid of.

'Cause you know what you had made us of.

[Chorus of Souls :]We are  made o-o-o-o-of So-o-o-o-ouls of So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls

[To Shang Tsung :]

This is who we are.

This is where you ends.

And if you think your magic will outsmart

Then you need to think again.

'Cause we are a feeling

And we will never end.

And we won’t let you hurt our Realm,

And we will your put your life an end.

[Chorus of Souls :] We are  made o-o-o-o-of So-o-o-o-ouls o-o-o-o-of So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls So-o-o-o-ouls

[Ermac :]

But we’re even more than just a collective.

Everything the Souls care about is what we are.

We are their fury.

We are their determination.

We are a conversation.

[Chorus of Souls :] We are made o-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove Lo-o-o-o-ove Lo-o-o-o-ove

[Ermac win. Fatalities. Flawless Victories]

(just a cross over that no one asked between Mortal Kombat, Steven Universe and Undertale version of this song, inspired by @marveltale-deadpool)

Mettaton is robot spinel. Mettaton could sing other friends and it would fit

Shao Kahn: oh, kitana!

Johnny cage: oh, Cassie!

Kenshi: oh, takeda!

Shao Kahn, Johnny cage, and shao kahn: I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!

They all break down their kids doors with a hammer smash, shadow kick, and tele-push

I actually had this really funny conversation with my mom, who's also a Deadpool fan. She saw an image of Deadpool holding the mask with the caption "this won't end well" or something like that. She showed the image to my dad and he said something about how the mask brings out your true self and Deadpool is pretty much already showing his true self. So, he thinks if Deadpool put on the mask, he'd act normal.

Ah man, the next Deathbattle is gonna be pretty good.

I’m not actually sure who’s gonna win this. As I recall, the original comic Mask was a fairly nasty power fantasy character. Users died but only while they weren’t wearing it. To my knowledge none of them ever had to fight someone with powers, so they’re unlikely to have a way to shut down Deadpool’s health regeneration. I don’t recall if it happened in the comics, but I know in the movies people were able to pull the mask off of users. Plus it only works at night.

Having talked it through, I guess my prediction is that Deadpool wins and gets the mask for himself.

Kabal: i was uh, making a Johnny Cage joke to a friend of mine through text or whatever and I needed a Johnny Cage image. So I looked it up and chuckle the first thing that came up was-I'm gonna send this to kobra-was this article titled "the rumor come out: does Johnny Cage is gay?"

Kabal and Kano: wheeze

Kano: I dunno, does he?

Kabal: well I se- erron sent that to my friend frost and she's fucking good. She can hang with the best of them when it comes to returning memes and shit. So she went deeper down the rabbit hole and read the article and sent it back to me and she was like, "you're gonna wanna read this". So, allow me to take the next 20 seconds-

Kano: uh-huh

Kabal: to read you an excerpt of the does Johnny Cage is gay rumor mill.

Kano, laughing: yeah. 'cause I thought the same thing myself. Does Johnny cage is gay? Kabals just laughing I have to know

Kabal: ahem

Kano: I does is have to know

Kabal, reading the article: "Johnny Cage is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago"

Wheezing sounds

Kabal: "even it has happened in 2012 but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay"

Uncontrollable laughing

Kano: oh my God, I can't believe this is real, dude.

Kabal: "at that time, he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans, are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his film career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax"

Kano: what!?

Kabal: "according to the last reported, the actor revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not? This rumor is really much talked by people even in much a person of his fans." So I hope tha- I hope that cleared that up for you

Kano: so, did he actually come out as gay?

Kabal: I don't fucking know! You could glean anything from that?

Kano: not really.

Kabal: my God, that was like-

Kano: does Johnny cage is gay?

Kabal: does Johnny cage is gay? It's a question that will haunt me for the rest of my life.