Cassie: In The Mall. Up And Down The Escalators In The Mall. I Got A Hankering For Potaters In The Mall

Cassie: 🎶in the mall. Up and down the escalators in the mall. I got a hankering for potaters in the mall🎶

Jacqui: 🎶in the mall!🎶

Cassie: 🎶'cause pretty soon now it'll be 'bout time to stop for vittles in the mall🎶

Cassie, after eating: now that was delicious. Chaos resumes

I'm doing Phineas and Ferb songs now. Here's the first one

Frost: 🎶la la la la! Weaponry! It's the way to get it done. Weaponry! It's effective and it's fun. If you wanna make 'em fall on bended knees at your command, bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land. State your wishes in a language they all understand. With weaponry! That's the plan. If powers on your shopping list, then use the elbow and the fist. Pummel 'em until they get the gist. Just make an example of, representative example of, and most of them will not be missed. You can beat 'em up by any means or blow them all to smithereens! A favorite of this sentient machine. Nevermind the fatalities where there's municipitalities. To crush a set of, with the threat of... Weaponry will inspire future leaders to see. Weaponry, to have confidence in me! If I'm gonna be a conquerer to win the Lin kuei's love, I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove! If there's one thing that obedience is sympathetic of, it's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y! Weaponry from above!🎶

"Everything will work well enough if you believe in yourself and have a grenade"

Stryker, Mortal kombat

Cassie: dad, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Johnny: the mortal Kombat movie again?

Cassie: yeah

Johnny: pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Cassie: what hole? Looks down by the elder God's!

Cassie: what is that?

Johnny: it's a hole

Cassie: yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?

Johnny: well, I woke up this morning... Sips coffee... And there was a hole.

Cassie: what are you gonna do about it?

Johnny: well, I did put a rug over it.

Inception sound

Johnny: yeah, it fell in the hole.

Cassie: should we call the police or something?

Johnny: oh yeah, I called the police earlier.

Cassie: well, where are they?

Johnny: they're in the hole.

Half of the inception sound

Cassie: where is mom?

Johnny:

Cassie: dad, where is mom!?

Johnny: she's on a mission.

Cassie: oh, ok. Where is the mission?

Johnny: in the hole.

Small bit of the inception sound

Cassie: by the gods! How deep even is this thing? Grabs mug and drops it in

Johnny: that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Fast inception sound

Cassie: dad, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole it a gateway to the netherrealm or... Johnny disappears... Dad? Dad!? DAAAD!?!?!

Johnny, holding an apple: hey, what's up? I got a snack.

Cassie: dad, will you please take this seriously?

Arms come out the hole

Cassie: screams

Johnny: shoots the hands

Cassie: what was that!?

Johnny: hole person

Cassie: where did it come from?

Johnny:

Cassie:

Johnny:

Cassie: right, the hole. Yeah. Why are you being so calm about this?

Johnny: I'm more concerned by the tarkatan army outside

Cassie: what tarkatan army?

Growls from outside

Cassie: yelps a bit

Johnny: that one. Pulls out a movie oh, there it is

Inception sound

Johnny, after dropping it in the hole: oh sh*t

Inception sound

What if there was a klassic ninja mime?

This came across my head randomly. We all know how the klassic mk ninjas looked like. The designs from mk1-mktrilogy. What if Johnny cage grabbed a klassic ninja suit and put a mime looking design on it?

Yo I just realized that Shang Tsing is just an edgier version of Kirby

Mortal Kombat au where everything is the same except Shang Tsung has to swallow you whole in order to steal your soul