Max: Come On, Gwen! How Many Times Do I Have To Apologize?

Max: Come on, Gwen! How many times do I have to apologize?

Gwen: Once!

Max: …No

Max, to David: Thanks, Dad

Everyone:

Max: …why is everyone staring at me?

Nikki: You just called David ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks, Dad.’

Max: What? No I didn’t. I said ‘thanks, man.’

David: Do you see me as a father figure, Max?

Max: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ’cause you’re always bothering me.

Gwen: Hey, show your father some respect!

Lassie: Do you know what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?

Shawn, flashback to the time he ate a whole family sized bag of doritos in one sitting: god, I sure do

Fan art of characters I made specifically because I wanted a ship called Pengwen. Anyway here are the shes :D (info under cut)

Gwen [left] is intimidating at first glance, but when people actually talk to her she’s just kinda awkward and sweet. She volunteers at the local animal shelter and has a hard time standing up for herself.

Penny [right] is pretty much the opposite. She’s cutesy and (selectively) friendly but will kick your ass if necessary. Would absolutely call out a stranger if they’re being a jerk and would only back down if she’s actually in the wrong.

They met when Gwen was being harassed at the animal shelter and Penny told the guy off. Gwen wasn’t able to get her name, but was in awe seeing how effortlessly she could stick up for her.

A few months (anywhere from 1-4) pass without them seeing each other again, but when they do (something to do with forced proximity; they share a dorm, they’re in a book/craft club together, etc), Gwen immediately recognizes her as the girl who stood up for her at the shelter. Penny has no recollection of this because she does that bullshit like eight times a week. Romance ensues.

These guys are pretty undeveloped ‘cause it’s just some characters a friend and I made like a year ago and haven’t thought about since

I feel like one of them should drive a motorcycle but I can’t decide which one. Maybe both

Neil: Well you see, the answer is perfectly simple and scientific. It is because shut up. Shut up is why.

Brooklynn: So, how’d you find out you were bisexual?

Yaz: I dunno. I guess I just realized I liked both guys and girls

Brooklynn: I mean, I like both guys and girls and I’m not bi-

Brooklynn: wait.