Ya'll.............

ya'll.............

he's so cutie patootie and i luv him smmmm

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Helllloooo my name is marie or you can call me wtv u wantttt

Im a new writer i write for fem-masc-gn readers

i write for:

demon slayer/kny

haikyuu

jujutsu kaisen

mha/bnha

tokyo revengers

aot

and many more!!!!

i will write:

nsfw/spicyyy

fluff

angst

platonic

yandere

i will not write:

minor x adult

incest

r@p3

S'@

My requests are open feel free to message me!!!!

love you guys!!!

POV:your tired and want coffee

me rn 😭

tokyo revengers incorrect quotes

a/n:ya'll its like 3am im sleep deprived and i have work tmrw and this is all i had tome for love ya'lllll

chifuyu: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex? emma: Sex. hina: Seriously, answer faster. emma: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you. hina: It’s like a giant hug. chifuyu: kazutora, what about you? What would you give up sex or food? kazutora: Food. chifuyu: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs? kazutora: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice. draken: What about you takemitchy? What would you give up sex or food? takemitchy: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard. draken: No, you gotta pick one. takemitchy: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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chifuyu: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project? emma: Do it or you're straight. chifuyu: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

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emma: *sighs* takemitchy: You bored? emma: Yeah. takemitchy: Wanna start drama for no reason? emma: I thought you’d never ask.

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baji: chifuyu, I want a bedtime story! chifuyu: I’m busy, baji. I’ll tell you one tomorrow. baji: If you don’t tell me a story, I won’t go to bed! chifuyu: Once upon a time, there was a person named baji, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end. baji: I don’t like these stories with morals.

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emma: Please pray for chifuyu. draken: What happened to them? emma: Nothing, they’re just very stupid.

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baji: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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chifuyu: I hate you. takemitchy: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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kazutora: What? I'm not aggressive! baji: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? kazutora: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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baji: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight? kazutora: *raises hand* chifuyu: *puts their hand down*

maze runner incorrect quotes

newtmas:

thomas: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. newt: This is a lie. newt: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. newt: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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thomas: Do you want to know your gay name? newt: My... my gay name? thomas: Yeah, it's your first name- newt: Haha. Very funny thomas- thomas: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. newt: Oh- oh my god.

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thomas: As top in this relationship, I think we should- newt: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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*newt comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in thomas’s bedroom.* thomas: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? newt: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a boyfriend. newt: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* thomas: ...

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thomas: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? newt: Aww- thomas: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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newt: *seductively takes off glasses* newt: Wow... thomas: *blushes* Haha... what? newt: You're really fucking blurry.

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newt: I want to kiss you. thomas, not paying attention: What? newt: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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*newt and thomas are in Paris.* newt: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? thomas: But... newt: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... thomas: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? newt: Yeah. thomas: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. newt: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. thomas: Okay, alright.

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thomas: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? newt: Peonies, why? thomas: newt: Were you going to get me flowers? thomas: newt: thomas: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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thomas: Do you love me? newt: We’re literally married. thomas: Yeah, but as friends or—

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newt: Are you ready to commit? thomas: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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newt: Fight me! thomas: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* thomas: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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newt, texting thomas: Hey do you like anyone? thomas: Yeah you newt: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends thomas: *Yeah, you? thomas: Oh haha sorry lol newt: *dies inside*

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newt: You got a date yet thomas? thomas: No... newt: Well you do now! Get your arse up and hold my hand!

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newt: Pros and cons of dating me. newt: Pros. You'll be the cute one. newt: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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thomas: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. newt: What- how? thomas: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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thomas: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. newt: How so? thomas: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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thomas: Father, I have sinned. newt: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

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newt: thomas, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? thomas: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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gladers:

gally: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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minho: Did you like the food I made? thomas: No, not really. minho: But I put my heart and soul into it! thomas: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

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gally: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. minho: What's wrong with you?? gally: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. newt: No, they mean other than that. gally: Ohhhhhh. gally: I haven't slept in 4 days.

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minho: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect

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minho: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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newt: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

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minho, laying in bed: Get out of my room. gally, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

HEYYYY STRAWBERRIESSSS IM BACKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

i have not posted in a while bc i've been suppa busssyyyy but here's something and i might post more later on

love ya'llll!!!!!