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sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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If Humans Are The Only Things On Earth That Cook Our Food, Would It Be Possible To Also Assume Aliens

if humans are the only things on Earth that cook our food, would it be possible to also assume aliens maybe don't cook


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I had a thought so important I downloaded the tumblr app but I forgot it so. Did you know beetles make up probably 22% of species on earth


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2 years ago

In Webkinz world, the special item that comes with a Google (the Webkinz version of a platypus) is "Google's Scrying Pond." This implies that googles can see the future, which is totally on-brand for them. In this essay I will


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2 years ago

disadvantages to wearing overalls to the movie theatre: there is popcorn stuck halfway down my pants leg


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2 years ago

I asked my roommate and like five of my coworkers about Spiders Georg like a month ago and NONE of them knew it. Intensely sad day for me.

now they know. by force.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


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