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Weird Al Fact #72:

Weird Al was at the MTV Beach House Radiohead performance (1993) and was so disturbed by their performance he had to be comforted with a makeshift emergency blanket (a prostitutes beach towel). Jonny Greenwood saw him crying and felt so bad that he wrote him an apology letter and enclosed a lock of his hair. Weird Al keeps it in his pocket to this day.

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I think we should ban pet insurance forever because I am a bad person and everyone hates me and I'm Soo crueeellllllllllllll and mean

I am so far ahead of the curve, I'm behind the curve.

FACTS right here. So much truth. 😂🙈

How Things are Made 🎨

You had to find the light someday

i read 1 article about white lgbt's criticizing nicki minaj and like fuck it i'm a barb now i will defend her with my life

Vesnoff may not know much but he does know an infinite amount of rat facts, so there's that.

maia are vampires ethical

it depeonds on if they're gay

People at school @ me: *knows im emo and thinks that means I am emotionless*

Me: *smiles*

People @ my school:

I don’t think ya’ll understand how much I love soup. Soup is my love language. If someone made soup specifically for me that would be so romantic in my eyes.

😎 i speak the truth

if you ever feel like you're a loser and therefore can't be cool and/or successful, just remember that George Washington's crush married his best friend and look who the US modeled the presidency

Damian Wayne adopted ducklings and took them home and loves and cherishes them with everything he has and that’s a fact

u like somnophilia because u are sleepy and also horny

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG