Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?
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...I Have A Feeling That I Am About To Do Something Stupid.
...I have a feeling that i am about to do something stupid.
* Two hours later*
Me: *Sitting in front of the fridge after eating 7 bowls full of trifle and munching on nachos* Eh. I guess instinct was wrong.
My mom: ... I was out for 2 hours.
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...see now this...this is 110% true.
Me: ...Mood, Parker. Mood.
Mom: *closing the book she was reading * Get in the car. Your doctor is waiting.
tony: are you okay?
peter: yeah. i'm fine
tony: what does "fine" mean?
peter: it means i'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all
...I ...yea i see why my friends me sadiastic...
....well *looks behind her to see her cousin on the chandelier with her other cousin trying to get them off with a broom, a part of the living room on fire as her best friend sits on the couch filing her nails * ...MOOD, BITCH
Jason: I don't get paid enough for this.
Marinette: Paid for what?
Jason: *gestures to his family*