I Read This Fic So Often Its Almost Shameful

I read this fic so often it’s almost shameful

Feral (Tendou x F! Reader)

Hey! Here’s Nyx being super late with a collab fic for the Haikyuu Headquarters Collab, which can be found here! 

Special shout outs to @the-great-queen and @fallingintoimagination for getting me hooked on Feral Tendy <3 and @mammonrights for bein a heathen with me.

Warnings: Biting, Marking, Slight breeding kink cause it’s me, A lil bit of predator/prey play, and NSFW abound~ 

You quite enjoyed the calm, lazy weekends where you curled up with a book or movie, ignoring the outside world and the coming work week. The same couldn’t be said for your friend, currently draped over your lap, whining.

“I’m so bored, let’s do something fun.” Tendou looked up at you with pleading eyes as you kept watching your show. You were only a few episodes out from the season finale, and you weren’t too keen on stopping now.

“I am having fun, Sa-to-ri.” You grinned, glancing down at him, “It’s not my fault you don’t have any taste.” He pouted at you, the teasing something that had thrived in your friendship.

“It’s not my fault I’ve already read the whole series before the show started. I could tell you what happens if you want.” Your attention turned fully to him, what he wanted all along.

“You wouldn’t dare, Tendou.” You tried to keep your gaze hard on him, despite the growing grin on his face.

“Ooh, pulling out the last name, that hurts.” He put a mocking hand over his chest. “And I wouldn’t have to ruin the whole series for you if you just entertained me a little.” You huffed, pausing the show and giving him an unamused glare.

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“I got good... because I was lucky. Even if I wasn’t lucky, I think I still would have worked just as hard.” — Ushijima Wakatoshi, ハイキュー!! (2014-)

“meet you’re new owners.”

pairing: fukurodani x y/n who’s not like other girls

wc: 2.1k of pure crack 

warnings: painfully cringey wattpad style writing, poor grammar and spelling, y/n is not like other girls, kidnapping, drugging, your parents really suck, i edited this while under the influence, akaashi and bokuto have guns and woke up choosing violence

actual author’s note: i am so sorry. but mostly i am disappointed in myself that this was the most enjoyable writing i’ve done in a while. 

this is my contribution to the whorehouse “kidnapped by haikyuu” collab. check out the rest of this disastrous collab here!!

“Y/n, ar u  even paying attention to the game?”

My naturally curly (but i straitened it for school) blond hair hit my bestie in the face as I spun around to face her. “Umm, Kelsey-san, no?! Your the one who dragged me here, I don’t even care about volleyball.”

It waz true. She had made me come to the stupid game against my will, all because she had a crush on Boktuo Kotaro, the captain of our school’s (Furikoodane) volleyball team. Of course, thank god I always had a book on me. My favorite subject is English, except the teacher (a/n: or sensei, if we are being accurate, haha ;3) never picked good literature. I had brung my beloved copy of Twilight to the game, with all its postit notes and hilighted pages, hoping to pass the time and maybe look mysterious. i would never tell kesley, but i secretly hoped to catch the eyes of someone there, since the players were actually pretty hawt. 🔥

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HAIKYUU AND HOW THEY REACT TO YOU ASKING FOR THEIR PRONOUNS

notes: this is just joke, all in good fun. respect and use peoples pronouns or me and my homies will break ur kneecaps

KARASUNO

daichi sawamura ➝ “uh he/him, is that right?”

koushi sugawara ➝ “he/they :)”

asahi azumane ➝ “uh,,,, uh anything goes”

yuu nishinoya ➝ “HE/HIM BUT ALSO DUMB/ASS”

ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ “uh the ones for bros”

tobio kageyama ➝ “what the fuck did you just call me”

shoyo hinata ➝ “he/him, what are yours??”

kei tsukishima ➝ “nor/mal”

tadashi yamaguchi ➝ “they/them please excuse my friend he says things to start fights”

ennoshita chikara  ➝ “he/him I guess”

kiyoko shimizu ➝ “she/they”

hitoka yachi ➝ “great question”

NEKOMA

tetsuro kuroo ➝ “built/different”

morisuke yaku ➝  “he/him, let me know if you’d rather I not occupy this space!”

kenma kozume ➝ “mountain/dew”

lev haiba ➝ “wait alisa taught me this um, the man ones, wait fuck no he/him right? Did I get it right?”

AOBA JOHSAI

tooru oikawa ➝  “whichever you’re attracted to”

hajime iwaizumi ➝ “I am a man”

issei matsukawa ➝ “haven’t decided today”

takahiro hanamaki  ➝ “he/him, but it’s up in the air”

akira kunimi ➝ “dude I don’t fucking know I’m depressed”

kyoutani kentarou ➝ [BARKING NOISES]

FUKURODANI

koutarou bokuto ➝ “akaashi told me to say he/him and I practiced it to memorize it”

keiji akaashi ➝ “he/they please”

akinori konoha  ➝ “were in a global crisis, just use less plastic and I don’t care what you call me”

SHIRATORIZAWA

wakatoshi ushijima ➝ “I’m 6’4”

satori tendou ➝ “yes.”

tsutomu goshiki  ➝ “why? am I not passing?”

shirabu kenjirou ➝  [intense staring and silence]

semi eita ➝ “i havent heard of that band.”

INARIZAKI

atsumu miya ➝ “is that something I have to ask my mom, like my birth time?”

osamu miya  ➝  “cash/credit”

rintarou suna  ➝ “please do not refer to me”

shinsuke kita ➝ “he/him, and please let me know if you need anything”

DATE TECH

takanobu aone ➝ “he/him, let me know if you need me to talk to anyone for you”

kenji futakuchi ➝ “is that a joke?”

kanji koganegawa  ➝  “is that like a verb?”

OTHER

yuuji terushima  ➝ “all/yours babyyy”

sakusa kiyoomi ➝ “no.”

.Dabi is becoming a character we’re supposed to dislike and I’m not taking constructive criticism GOODNIGHT 😭🤚🏽

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