Wherefore Is This Fandom Dead I Want To Resuscitate It

wherefore is this fandom dead I want to resuscitate it

what are your favorite tunes for pissing people off

oooooh I LOVE this question!!!!

I like playing loud music, like green day, beastie boys, sex pistols, and even the offspring to annoy people. tybalt hates these, for he's a jazz fan. dost not get me wrong, I also enjoy jazz, but sometimes, thou just needst to listen to something energetic to pump thee up!

prithee, forgive me for mine inexplicable behaviour; 'tis this heat that getteth my mad blood stirring

one of my childhood friends hath grown up to be a self-proclaimed alpha male. I'm a shakespeare character from the 1400s and far more progressive than he is

jim, I know thou wilt never see this, for thou wouldst never be the proud owner of a tumblr blog, but thou suckest even more than tybalt sucketh at coming up with comebacks to my clever remarks. prithee, read a book, or educate thyself in some way. girls do not like insecure men who desperately try to prove their masculinity ☝️

Reading homophobic posts and comments is always so wild to me. Like I constantly forget common sense isn't always that common.

to be honest, I did start teasing her again at the market. I kinda feel bad for her for having to put up with me, ngl

the nurse threw an apple at me

and I didn't even discover gravity. t'was just painful

tybalt, with all due respect, the only lie I've ever told was that thou knowest how to wield a sword

wherefore is this fandom dead I want to resuscitate it