Prithee, Dost Not Think I Have Ran Out Of Insults. I Am Not Merely A Rizz Master But Also A Pun Master.

prithee, dost not think I have ran out of insults. I am not merely a rizz master but also a pun master. dost not let that slip from thy memory 🫵🤨

this heatwave hath caused me to spend time in the shade of my chambers, so naturally, I have picked up a lot of books to read.

I have obtained "foul lady fortune," and though it seemeth an interesting book, I feel benedikt's absence shall bother me so much... he is my favourite character 🤓

apparently people "ship" me with tybalt

I have so many questions, but I am mostly mad you would make such assumptions 😤 now, wherefore would you think that? have we not made it clear that we dislike each other? and apart from that, that special place in my heart is reserved for someone else.

one of the other questions was wherefore you have decided to use the word "ship" to express your desire for us to be romantically involved, but I have done my research ☝️🤓 turneth out it is the shortened version of the word "relationship".

well. I can assure thee that me and tybalt's relationship is... not great. in fact, thou couldst say 'tis a relationshipwreck

same girl

— Anaïs Nin, from The Voice

you

dost not lie to me... I am not a burger. but I know thou likest mayonnaise, so I shall take this as a compliment

(what dost thou mean though 🤔)

what... 'tis unbelievable. I thank you all for interacting with me! I love you guys so much 🥹