Apparently People "ship" Me With Tybalt

apparently people "ship" me with tybalt

I have so many questions, but I am mostly mad you would make such assumptions 😤 now, wherefore would you think that? have we not made it clear that we dislike each other? and apart from that, that special place in my heart is reserved for someone else.

one of the other questions was wherefore you have decided to use the word "ship" to express your desire for us to be romantically involved, but I have done my research ☝️🤓 turneth out it is the shortened version of the word "relationship".

well. I can assure thee that me and tybalt's relationship is... not great. in fact, thou couldst say 'tis a relationshipwreck

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

mercutio, do you have any rizz advice?

'course I do, my dear friend 😌

first and foremost, thou shouldst be thyself; trust me, it doeth work!!!! it showeth thy confidence, and individuality is very attractive! dress up as thou likest, show off thy charm! be proud, or at least pretend to be proud. fake it till thou makest it, as the famous quote saith.

a sense of humour is important likewise. making thy love laugh is a beautiful feeling, and it fulfilleth thee! it helpeth thee smile genuinely, it calmeth thy nerves, and a pleasant atmosphere is thus created. so ay, being funny is of utmost significance when it cometh to a date.

perhaps get some flowers, preferably thy love's favourites. make sure they are fresh and tender, like thine affection for thy special someone.

and dost not forget the overall planning of the date! get thy companion somewhere nice – even though I'm loud, I do enjoy a quiet candlelit date, where I can talk and listen and feel more deeply.

I thank thee for the ask! good luck on thy rizzful journey! ❤️🫡

hello, good people! I hope you are all faring well!

it hath come to mine attention that lord capulet will have yet another party tonight! I shall be going, for the capulet parties RULE!

and, of course, I shall try to get romeo and benvolio to join me there. I s'pose it shan't be difficult to convince romeo to sneak in – his love will be there, after all. benvolio, on the other hand... that shalt be quite a challenge. BUT! I have my ways!

art thou going to go to the party, too? what art thou going to wear? it shall be another masquerade ball, so I will pick my clothes to match my mask 🤭

finding this wonderful dividers account (@/thecutestgrotto 🫶) hath prompted me to make an introduction post as my fellow veronians have made (beware, for I shalt be overusing these – they are so pretty!)

hello! 'tis mercutio 😎 and this is mine ask blog!

thou canst ask me anything thy heart desireth; from philosophical questions to verona gossip, I shalt answer them all, while trying my best to be funny, of course 😌 and my messages are open! (thou wilt not see me as thy follower, for this is a sideblog)

but prithee, be kind! above all, we are civilised citizens (that is a lie)

some things thou shouldst know about me:

I hate tybalt

I love benvolio

romeo is my bestie

paris and the prince of verona are my noble kinsmen

I like making jokes and puns 😍

rizz is my middle name

I have decided to take part in this feud because I like the drama and not because I have any affiliation with the families 🫡

(actually, I do, for romeo and benvolio are my good friends. oh well, thou gettest the point)

and I'm an adult, so keep that in mind when thou art interacting with me as a minor! I want this to be a safe and comfortable space for everyone

I s'pose that is about it. oh, and here's my friends' blogs! thou shouldst support them fr (even tybalt)

@urfavmontague

@romeonotexiled

@thecapuletjuliet

@tybaltcapuletsblog

@county-paris

@prince-of-verone

@father-lawerence

@valentineescalus

@dailymercutio (me in an alter universe)

@hamlet-the-dane-official (a friend from denmarke)

I thank thee for reading! lots of love ❤️

(except for thee, tybalt)

sea or mountain

hot chocolate or tea

drawing or writing

day or night

tumblr or instagram

I enjoy both, but if I had to choose, I'd pick the sea, for I really like to swim 😌

hot choccy milk (made by benvolio)

drawing (benvolio)!! but I also like writing poetry (about benvolio)

'tis difficult to pick. I like the daytime, for I love spending time outside, but I also like the nighttime, when it's quiet and I can do whatever I want without being seen...

tumblr, though I do like to post mine photos on instagram. tumblr is just more fun! and thou canst post everything; photos, music, text, videos... 'tis a great app!

I thank thee for the ask! 😌❤️